State testing

Why is that always the intro? Um, we always have a great intro. Um, today is a very rushed episode because we have to be back at 8 o'clock, I believe, to do the practice crap. I don't know what it is. Um, practice something. So we're just going to talk about the state test today. State test. Interesting. It's an interesting test because it's a state. Yeah, we have nothing to say about it. Yeah, I don't know. I wish the state test was like a test about the states because maybe that would be way easier. Depends. If we're doing state capitals, I'm not getting that one. If we're doing state capitals, I'm good. Hi Delaney. Hi Delaney. This is a little rushed. We didn't get to do the debut episode for the debate podcast because this episode is really rushed and you weren't even here. I thought Zoe's hair was your hair so I flicked a rubber band at it. Can we, by the way, this is, by the way. This is uncut. Yeah, almost uncut. This is uncut. So what is this? We were just talking about the state test today. Makeshift recording setup. Dang it, I forgot to bring it. Tomorrow, you guys need gum, come to my classroom, I'll give you gum. We also probably won't be able to do the debut episode until Monday of next week because... Wednesday we're recording with Mr. Powell. Wednesday we're recording with Mr. Powell and Friday we need to record again. Why are you recording with Mr. Powell? Because he wants... He's number one on our guest list. Yeah, Tarsier. I'm way more awesome than he is. But you've already been on. You're on the spare guest list in case we need anybody else. You're the running guest. Dylan shut up. Yeah. Nobody asked you. He's been on music. Dylan's laughing, he knows that that info was true. I don't care. I said bye. Goodbye. She's gone now. Thanks for your two seconds of talking. They didn't want you here anyway. Wow, that's rude. This whole life is rude, Tarsier. What? What? I'm running on Facebook, okay? I can tell. Oh, she's something. That's my cousin, if you didn't know. Blamey. I don't... Why are you moving the mic? Because it was picking up here. Talk before I sneeze. Speak, speak, speak, speak. That's not... That's scrumptious. Anyway, the state testing. What do you think you're going to get your highest score on? Like, what subject? I would have any idea. I don't know if they're doing... They don't do geography, which makes me annoyed. I mean, they might have a senior geography question. Maybe. And I hope it's like, what is this flag? Please, no. It'd be something we learned, you realize, Carson, right? Yeah, we're doing that in Mr. Pals class. Yeah, to anyone who watches in Mr. Pals class, literally no one who is part of the 6th period class, we're going to do a challenge to see who can learn the most flags, country flags, by the end of the year. I will not be competing since it's cheating for me to compete, as I have already done this for 6 months. So, you know. Can I have your attention, please? 7th and 8th grade choir students, please report to the choir room. We have a 7th and 8th grade choir student to the choir room. And just a reminder, announcements will be coming through the TV this morning. Thank you. Um, yeah. Um, choir, 7th and 8th grade choir, go somewhere, I don't know. Uh, something. Something about... It's not like they're watching this during the recording, anyway. Yeah. Um... Anyway, we really have nothing to talk about this. We have plenty to talk about, we just don't have time to talk about it. Uh, yeah. Jesse Waters. Attempt at math goes for... Oh. Attempt at math goes awry. You're a full-grown man. I want you to look at this one. Um, yeah. Politics. I can't say anything. Yeah, we're not allowed to say that one. Where's US 25, the least popular state revealed by... That's half the state. Yeah, it's half... And if it's least popular as in least populous, it's pretty easy. Yeah. Wyoming, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Maryland, Delaware. It's not hard to find out most of them. Ohio might actually make it into the least populous. I have no idea, I can search, I can search. That show is not garbage. He's just reading news headlines and it's like 15 shows that started out promising but turned out to be garbage. Um... Anyway... Love, yeah, love. I went to school in Texas and Saudi Arabia, the difference between the two systems. Um... Love. Love, yeah, love. What? Maybe the fact that you're in another country? There's other laws. It's gonna be different. The difference between the two systems set me up for a better future. Which one? Which one? Which one? The difference set me up for a better future because it was different. I set up for a better future. R.F.K. Jr., I didn't know that we were that far down the line. Ronald... ...Ricin. Ooh, wait, oh. What? What are we responding to? Oh. Okay. I have no preference on that one. Um... YouTube ads warning us to twisted Joker trailer. Joe Biden just... Forty billion Texas win. I wonder how... I can't speak politics, can I? Can I? Um... Yeah. If you can't tell, we did not plan this episode at all and we ran down here. In fact, I think we have about two more minutes before I'm done with it. Um... Through these articles... Hold on. And say the ones we can say that aren't politics because half of them are politics. Well, that's all that's in the headlines anymore is Trump, Biden. Yeah. Trump is in here, like, every six seconds. What is happening? Um... Therapists say that these six things are... I'm sorry, there's a little thing I can't show up there. I wonder why they... I wonder why. I wonder why. Oh, wow. I wonder why. Voters don't want their president to be a felon. Maybe because... No, it isn't. They don't know who I'm talking about. They just know I'm saying... Um... They know exactly who you're talking about. Yeah, I don't want my president to be a felon either. Like, any normal person is a felon. I don't feel like you like this one. 42 predictions about the future? What did they do that they got the biggest fine ever? Um, here are 42 predictions about the future. Go to that one. Um, I think what it's about them is... Oh, yeah, let's... Bye-bye, have a day.