Mr. Honsvick

okay this is the purple turtle podcast episode purple um we did not plug in the microphones because they did not work I have to yell no you don't it's embarrassing in there too bad this is good okay okay this is nice um yeah I don't know what we're doing today but we have Mr. Homsvick on hi that's Mr. Homsvick turn he's currently fighting headphones he's currently fighting headphones and the headphones are winning yeah yeah okay he did manage to get the headphones on and now he is pulling a cord an endless cord. I'm not using a cord. This is plugged into the computer. The mics aren't plugged into the computer. So Mr. Homsvick, what are we doing today? You don't even watch the podcast, so I wouldn't know. What are we doing today? Top 5. What Top 5? Top 5 what? Hey, we haven't cut yet. Okay. Hasn't he got a topic yet? We have until 7.20. 7.20? I think we're a little late. I can't speak or think. He's stupid. We need to fill in the gaps inside. Yeah, fill in the gaps. Speak during him thinking. We'll just speak during something random while Mr. Homsvick is brainstorming. Okay, top 5 sounds. How about this? Top 5 Mr. Smith sounds. Let me show you the top 5 sounds. Let me go get my computer real quick. Well, he only does 3. He only does 3. You're saying Mr. Smith only does 3? He does more than 3. Boom. Get her done. Get on Alex. That's 4. No, Alex get on Alex is 1. That's 3 then. That's 3. That's even worse. Oh my gosh. Let me think of his other ones. He does the one finger on the top. He slaps that quarter desk. I remember one. He'll go, oh bud, oh bud, whoa bud, whoop. Mr. Smith also does this thing to me where he'll put his finger on my chest and I'll look down and he'll say something on my chest and then look it up. And fill in the blanks. Mr. Homsvick, have you thought of the topic yet? Top 5 most stupid animals. I know my number 1. Humans. I know my number 1. Number 1, humans. No, you're all 5, Kirsten. Number 1, humans. Number 2, the alien named Dylan. I agree. No, Layla was the alien. Actually, he's all top 5. Did you just slide your backpack? No. Probably my backpack. My backpack's the only one on the floor though. I never put my computer away. So yeah, he's got a few sounds. Can I suggest you move? Ethan, I swear. Let's do it. I found Seth Gordon. Yeah, same. Did we just hear yeah, same? Yeah. Stop pressing the button, I don't know what it does. Nothing, it's not plugged in. Oh yeah, I forgot. So, right now Ethan's trying to figure out. I already said top 5 worst burgers. We're not doing that. Trying to figure out if the site that we use for our podcast is locked on. Hey, it's my bracelet. What do you no longer see? You did the same thing on a few episodes ago, McKenna. No, I didn't. What are you talking about? Okay, what about top 5 game companies? It can be board game or video game. I don't know who's doing board game here. Huh? I don't know who's doing it. You're going to be saying all top 5 and we're not going to be seeing it. Yeah, we're going to comment on it. Yeah, we're just going to comment. Wait, it doesn't comment. I think we're good. Why, you're going to break something. Anytime we have a guest and we do top 5, the guest of the top 5 never wins the peanut gallery. They probably can't even hear me. We tried to have a guest every day this week, yet we failed. Yeah, because... Hey, we're recording guys. We're recording guys. This is annoying. We're recording. I know. So, I have a phone. So, what's your... You're making a list, Ethan. You have your list in your phone. Is that a negative infinity? Yeah. I'm looking at that and I'm so confused what it is because that's literally what it looks like. Oh, that's loud. It is loud. Yeah, I told you. I'm not listening to you. I don't like my voice on recordings. My voice sounds terrible. I'm used to listening to my voice because of Ryan's echo, bro. Yeah, it's sometimes with the echo. It's going to go to negative infinity, by the way. Yeah, it goes to negative infinity. Can we cut it before it gets to my voice? Oh, this is when we were all dying. Yeah, besides me and Brandon. That was the funniest thing ever. Why are you yelling so loud? There's people out there. You have to have your list ready. Stop by Game Company. You know he's not paying attention. He's listening to that. You're not going to hear anything. We're still not using the... Ethan, come over here. You have to come over here. You have to come over here. Ethan. Walk this way. That is my seat. Ethan, you got to go. He's dying. So, game or video games? Top five games or video games? Starting with number five. Number five. Your fifth favorite. Least favorite. No, not least favorite. Fifth favorite. Oh, fifth favorite. Board game that I've played. Board can be a game. Let's see. I say trouble. I'm going to cut real quick. Okay, probably I'd say... Something like trouble. It's just messed up. We're just copying McKenna now. Okay, number four. We don't need descriptions. Number four! My stomach hurts. Ethan. That'll make it better. Chess sticks, yes. Fourth, I'd just say for a video game, honestly, I'd probably have to go with Fat Princess Adventure. Hi. Third least favorite game, I'd have to say... Probably, everybody's going to kill me, but I'm just going to say Minecraft. What was least favorite? Third favorite. He just said third favorite. Third favorite. Minecraft's a good one. Minecraft's a good one. I'd say Minecraft would be my third favorite. I burned out on it three years ago. Huh? I burned out on it three years ago. I still play it. Sheesh, no. Okay. Now, we know you're used to it. No, no. Oh, yeah. Kid 9000. She's a kid 9000. I was 8. I was 8 years old. That's her YouTube channel. I was 8 years old. You can watch all his videos. They're terrible. 9000, 9000. Okay, anyway. Number 2. Number 2 for a board game, I'm going to say Mills Borns, the racing game. It's super fun. I'd say you should play it. Let's see. And then, top 1. I know, I am too. Number 1. I don't know what this podcast is supposed to be, so. Not this one, dude. Podcast. Let's see. First one. First one, I'd say, probably, this is for Brandon. I'm just going to say Hunter Called the Wild. Booyah! And we're recording, man. We're recording. Why don't we just all say our favorite game? Oh, favorite game? Him, because he already said it. Okay, Hunter Called the Wild. Super Mario Odyssey. I don't want to say my first favorite. Fortnite. Okay. Now, Wyatt. Mine's Call of Duty. Yeah. But the old Warzone. Yeah, I'd probably go with that one. The new Warzone is trash. It is. They made them not playable. I've never played Fortnite, so I've never played Call of Duty. I figured. Yeah, same. Aren't you not allowed to have shooter games? No, I mean, I can have, like. Have a day. Have a day! Have a day!