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The main ideas from this conversation are: - The hosts are recording a podcast for themselves and for the Pookies (their group of friends) - They discuss the possibility of making their podcast about social commentary and their exes - They share stories about their exes and the questionable things they did - They talk about their recent birthday party and how much fun they had - They mention a drunk girl they encountered at a bar who couldn't walk properly Welcome to our podcast that no one's going to listen to, it's just for us Pookies. I think the Pookies could listen to it. That would so be our podcast title, Just for the Pookies. Just for the Pookies, okay. Just for the Pookies. We don't know what the topic is going to be yet. Yeah. I think we were recording our project for speech and hearing sciences. A podcast sounded really fun. This is our little treat for getting our homework done. A podcast. I don't know. What's going on in our lives? What social commentary do we have? Why should we make a podcast about it? The only thing I've been yapping about lately is my boyfriend. Shout out my boyfriend. I love him. This is going to be really bad if I have to listen to this and we break up. We should not break up. That would be really, really sad. That would be. I'd be so sad. For our listeners. Last night was my birthday party. Me, at least. I was really drunk. It was a fun time. You know how I was so nervous? I was like, what if he doesn't like my outfit? What if he thinks I'm a slut? He liked it. He liked my outfit. He did not judge me. He said, wear what you want. I'm like, oh my god. Basic human decency. This is an exes podcast. Can we just make a podcast about our exes? I want to do a little debrief. What is something that an ex did to you that you should have broken up instantly afterwards, but then you guys stayed together? I want to hear your best one. My best one? We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. We can go through it. Okay, thanks. My turn? Oh my gosh. Got me a Valentine's Day present. Handed it to me and said, Here, this has been sitting in my room for a year. Didn't get me anything new. Handed me a little glass unicorn that had been sitting in their room for over a year. And this was the audacity to tell you. You could have just not told me. You could have been like, I bought this brand new. No. This was actually kind of sweet. Chalky candy hearts. Oh, yeah. And they got me like a gallon size bag of them. Okay, love. That was cute, but the other part, I was like, Hello? Do you have any others you can think of? I thought of another one if you need a second. Okay, you go. This podcast is literally going to be just for the pookies. Told all their friends that I wouldn't suck their dick. And then all their friends proceeded to harass me about not sucking their dick. Hello? Yes, this is the person I want to stay with. Yes, I love this. The amount of times I'd be like, we're going to get engaged and shit like that happens. Girl, what were you thinking? The delusion was so strong. I'm trying to think of like... I don't... A guy I was seeing was seeing another girl and I knew about it. And stayed together? I didn't do anything about it. Weren't you the side piece? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, so what was happening is that we started going on dates late May, right? Yeah. And then, funny enough, he took me on a date to the zoo in the very beginning of June and then I heard that he was taking this other girl on a date to the zoo in the beginning of June. Yes! And I heard about that and for some reason I didn't cut it off there. Hello? Oh my god. Neither of us were officially dating him. He was just taking us both on dates. But it was still scammy. I never got cheated on, which was good. But I did... I like how all of my instances are just with this one ex. It's not even like... My other ex, he never did anything really bad. He just cared about video games. Yeah, he cared about video games more than me. But then when he started caring about video games more than me I dumped his ass. I mean, you know what? Good for you because when my ex started caring about his fucking jazz band more than me and he's not even in. He's just the photographer for them. He's not even in the band. He started caring about them more than me and didn't talk to me for days and weeks at a time and I didn't dump his ass. He dumped you! That was... Pookie, I can't believe it. And you texted him this year. Pookie, what the fuck? And I thought of with my ex we were making out and he told me I... No, she. Sorry, I just completely misgendered someone, but... I'm sorry. I think it's because I'm thinking of a certain... Because she told me she'd rather be with a man. Yeah, because you're thinking of man. Yeah, because she was like, oh, I'm so horny for a man right now while she's like fully grabbing my ass. And I'm like, wow, thanks. Really preesh. Cool. Like, that's helpful. Thanks. I can't really change that right now, but like... Love you. This bitch. I could tell stories upon stories. I know. I bet you she could tell stories about me, though. Let's get her on the podcast! Put her on it! Podcast, but we all invite all our exes. It's all our exes in one room being like, hey guys! Okay, the bad thing is like half the time I forget about some people that I've dated. Okay, my thing is I've only dated like two people like seriously in my whole life. I have like middle school relationships. Like, oh, if you want to say things, we could say things like friendship-wise men have done to me that I haven't broken off. Fully choked me and made me not breathe for a few seconds and I stayed his friend. Like, I literally was crying because I couldn't breathe. And I was like, I'm sorry, I haven't heard this one before. What? Okay, so it was you-know-who. And we were in my house. My thing was like he was a very touchy person. Like, he always needed to be like touching you and like near you. And I'm like, you, pookie, no thank you. But one day we were like, so he'd like fake wrestle everyone a lot. I don't know what that was about. I say I want to wrestle people, but I don't do it unless they say they want to wrestle. So he was like, we were up on it like fake, he was trying to tickle me or something. Because I'm very ticklish as like context for this. So, uh, we were doing this and like to get me to like be still, he puts his arm around my neck and like fully chokes me out for like a day. Because he was substantially stronger than me. That's fucking insane and psychotic but on a completely side tangent, the idea of a man trying to like tickle me if we're not like in an established relationship at this moment is such an ick. That's disgusting. Like, Connor does it sometimes, but that's just because like we are dating. Yeah, yeah, you're in an established relationship, that's fine. Yeah. And if we do it as like a teehee. Yeah. Like, but also if you were like no, stop, he would stop. Yeah, if I like legit, I'm like no, stop, teehee. But if I was like, stop it, he would. I went, bark. I barked at him. Bark. Hearing that in the headphones, hearing you just bark. Oh my god, stop. Pookie. Oh, okay. Also, um, so those are things all of our exes did, and we didn't bring up them, but now I want to move on to a new topic, so I feel like I'm like switching. Okay. Okay, we're on birthdays, because it's birthday week. It is Latte's birthday week. Happy birthday! And we just had my party last night. It was amazing. Honestly, like that party, I had so much fun. Same. It was great. I'm really happy with how it turned out. I'm glad, same. I'm glad everything went smooth, because there was a lot of stuff that like felt like could have gone wrong, and that it didn't. I feel like the one situation that happened at the beginning, I feel like was handled very nicely with Wyatt. I feel like that was handled very nicely. Well, I don't even think that was like a situation. Yeah. He just wasn't feeling comfortable, and that's valid. Yeah, so he went back. If someone doesn't want to be at a party, they don't need to be there. Real. But we missed Latte. We missed Wyatt. I think Wyatt would have had so much fun, but I'm glad he knew his boundaries. I love you, Wyatt. I missed you so much. Yeah, but um, no, I think everything absolutely killed it. Success. Success. Love. Uh, only regret no drunk cigs. I'm so mad. Oh, yeah. I allowed Latte one. I was like, you can have one drunk cig, because it's your birthday. No, you told me I could have as many as I wanted. Oh, I did? Yes, and then I didn't get a single one. Okay. Well, I said Latte could have drunk cigs on their birthday, and Latte did not get any drunk cigs. I don't even think, looking back on it, I don't even think I was that drunk, because I think I paced my drinks well enough. I was fine. Yeah. I was drunk, but I was fine. We were nothing compared to that girl we let into Haymarket. Okay, can I tell this story, please? Yes, tell it. As we were leaving Haymarket, there was a girl who ran out and met her friend, who was just a few steps away at the Pablo, and this girl fully could not walk, and she was insisting, she was like, I got it, I can take the stairs, I got it, and she was not successfully finding the ground with her feet. Literally. Her friend was basically holding her, and her feet were dangling, and she was like, no, I can do it, and she was like, I want to go to the second floor, and her friend was like, no, girl, you're going to your room. You're going to bed. It's bedtime. We were all way more coherent than that. Yeah, she had to hold the door for them because her friend was literally carrying her inside because she could not walk. Yeah, it was kind of insane. I was a little scared for her, but she had her friend. Yeah, so it wasn't like, if she was by herself, we probably all would have been like, where's your room? We'll walk you up, but she was with a friend. Everything was all good, and we walked them straight into Haymarket, so if anything happened, they were all raised. Love! But then Isabel drove us because our DD got C-diffed. I'm so sorry, Audrey. I was so excited for Audrey to meet Connor and just hang out with Audrey, but Audrey got C-diffed. Audrey, we love you. I'm so sorry about C-diff. I like how we're looking at the door even though no one's coming. What if someone walked in and heard about Audrey's C-diff? Oh my god! She already posted on her story. Yeah, literally. Where are we going to post this podcast? We are full name-dropping. We would not put this anywhere. We would give it to Lane. Lane is the only person who can listen to this. Hi, Pinky! Wyatt probably could. Connor could. I would let Hannah listen to this. Connor, if you're listening to this, I love you. I don't know. I feel like a select few. I would let some people listen to this. Everyone at that party, I would let listen to this. In its current state, same. Oh, do you want to... Yeah, I see. At its current state, I would let anyone at that party listen to this. Yeah, but it's birthday week, and I'm using birthday week to transition to my birthday because I love my birthday. Hashtag being a Leo. If you're a Leo, you love your birthday. If you're a Leo, you love yourself, and that's iconic. Yeah, well... No! No, okay. My birthday, Kesha-themed birthday party, and Lane and I are going to do a combo birthday party because I don't need the day to be all about myself because I know Lane kind of hates her birthday. Yeah, it's perfect. I'm obsessed with my birthday. Lane does not really like her birthday. If we do a combo, it's perfect. And then if Lane decides that no attention on Lane, it can all go to me. It can be Lily's day, which I love. I'm obsessed with attention. Give it to me. I'm a Leo. This is my thing. Oh my gosh. Also, shout out to Jay at your party last night. Jay is such a sweetheart. I love Jay. Jay, if you're listening to this, love you. It was so sweet though because towards the end they were giving a present to the people who they're going to meet their roommates next year, but I only heard presents. So I was like, do I get a present? And he was like, no, it's only for my roommates. I'm so sorry. And I was like, you all good, Pookie. Not everything is for me. And they were like, no, but I'm so sorry. I'll make you a present, I promise. And I'm like, no! Some things are not for me, and that is okay. Dude, I wish that group of roommates was going to be in the same building with us. That would be so sexy. No, it would be so sexy. That would be so sexy. Sex time! None of us would be having sex. What do you mean? What do you mean, sex time? Um, sex time. I mean, what if? I mean, what if? I mean, sorry. Oh, okay. Sorry, I'm just thinking about having sex. I dropped my keys thinking about having sex the other day. I fully dropped her keys because she was too busy thinking about having sex. Literally. I was like, well, sorry. I was thinking about having sex. Oh my god. Having sex sounds very nice. Looking dope right now. Were you about to say we should have No, I was not going to say we should have a baby, though. We were doing like a baby name thing. Not baby name. We were doing like Baby face. We've been doing like the AI baby face generator and putting in like our faces with other people's. It's like fucked up and insane. Yeah, and we did each other. Our babies were really cute. Yeah, the cutest babies, like objectively, the cutest babies were me and Lily's. For real. Oh my gosh, I should, you know what we should do? I should Google like questions to ask your friends, and I should ask, we should ask them to each other. Like, we should pull up like unhinged ones. Questions to ask your friends. Your, your crush. Oh my god. Oh my god, okay. I want unhinged ones. Give me unhinged. That's why I looked up unhinged. Oh my gosh, I am like Me making an ASMR video. Okay, wait, this one's like questions about the friend group, where like I say something, like who is the most something and you have to say their name. Okay, I'm ready. Who is the messiest? You. Who's the cleanest? Me. Who cooks the best food? I feel like it's a toss-up between me or you, because we both cook good. Who will get married first? Me, probably. Yeah. Oh no, or Lane. Lane has a long term girlfriend, what am I talking about? Um, who do you think lost their virginity first? Lane. Sorry, that was like, Lane! Lane, sorry. Uh, who's the hottest? Lane. Who is the best personality? You don't want to pick. I feel like that's being like who do you like the most? All of you got the best personality and I love all the pookies. Who is the most loyal? I would maybe say... It's a toss-up between you and Lane, I feel like. I was going to say it's you, but I guess you might have a different loyalty towards yourself. Yeah, me, yeah. I was just not thinking of myself. Who's the smartest? Me. Who's the most aggressive? You. Who's the meanest? You. Who's the most hot-headed? You. Who has the worst reputation? Wyatt, probably. I love you, Wyatt, I'm so sorry, but it's just I think you're known as, like, no, you're not known as anything. I feel super bad actually saying that. No, not Wyatt. Well, Wyatt, the only reputation Wyatt has is loud, which isn't necessarily worst, but it is a reputation. And I think, also, he hates that he's known kind of as, like, the gay guy. Oh, yeah. I don't even think about that because we're all, I guess we're not gay. Okay, but I just kind of blend in. Yeah, you seem gay enough. You and Connor are literally lesbians. We are lesbians. Who's always late? You. Or, wait, no, Wyatt. Yeah, I was going to say, there's an answer that isn't me. Who has the best music taste? Wyatt. Who's the biggest pushover? Me. Who is the easiest to get? I think that means, like, sexually? You. Who in our friend group would you want to date slash fuck? Lane. I thought you were going to say Connor, your boyfriend! Wait, no, wait, I thought we were saying if it's Connor included, then Connor, because he's my boyfriend. But I feel like that's, like, already established so I don't need, like... That's cheating. He's my boyfriend. Uh, who would you kill if you had to kill one of us? None of you. Okay. I feel like you want me to say you or Lane because then it's like a sacrifice. It's a present. Uh, who's the biggest player? You. Who's going to have a kid first? Me or you. One of us. Who's the most boring? None of us. We're all exciting as fuck. Who's the driest texter? Me. I feel like I'm such a bad texter. Yeah, I also just prefer calling everyone. Yeah, me too. I'm a caller. I'm a caller. The next one's who's the most fun to be around if it's, like, everyone. Yeah, literally. I love all my pookies. Okay, here. Uh, I feel like I only shat on Wyatt during this. Wyatt, I love you. No. I feel so bad. You shat on me. You called me the most aggressive. You called me the most mad. And you called me the most promiscuous. Wait, what? Okay, I'm looking at funny questions to ask your friends, and one of them is if you could give a name to your favorite kitchen appliance, what would it be? It should already be named. No, but, like, no, it's, like, a normal name. Like, if you had to name, like... Oh, well, we named the air fryer Dave. Oh, okay, okay. Um... Because we gave him an eye, so he needed a name if he has an eye. What do you think ghosts sound like? Give me your best ghost impression right now. Ooh... Ah! They're just screaming in pain. Um... There's funny to ask your boyfriend or girlfriend, but I feel like some of these are, like... Still ask if they're relevant. Yeah. What's the most niche insult you can come up with on the spot for me? For you? Yeah, right now. Um... I mean, the adult. Ah! No, literally, the way Connor and I were just lying down. No context. We're not even watching a Disney movie or anything, and he goes, I can't believe I'm dating a Disney adult. Sir? Sir? He's right. He's right. We weren't even talking about Disney, and he's like... But he's right. Oh, my gosh. If you could, would you switch lives with me for a day? Would you do it? If you wanted to, also, then, yeah. I think that'd be, like, funny for a day. Yeah, just like a day. Just like a day with people. Oh, yeah. Don't kiss my boyfriend. No. I would not. I would not want to. How weird would that be, though, Connor being like, can I come over, and me saying no? I never... I, like, am never like, no, don't come over. I'd just have to tell him. I'd be like, sorry, I'm latte, but also you can't kiss Lily right now, because she's in my body. You can't kiss either of us. No kissing for 24 hours. I'd probably just tell him I'm sick or something. I'd be like, I'm sick, don't come over. Yeah, because I would have you keep your phone, and me keep mine. Yeah. So then we could just, like, fuck with people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. We could, like, figure out what people really think about us. Like, I could, like... Oh, shit. And be like, has Jason been getting on my nerves, like, recently? Like, what do you think? And, like, see what they say? Oh, fuck! Well, also, I feel like people wouldn't believe that, because we're so close. They know we would get around. I don't know. I think I could get away with it. Oh, my gosh. When we're done recording this, I have something I should talk to you about. Oh, okay. It's not that I... Or, let's pause the recording so I can tell you this, because I can't... Okay, we're back from our hiatus. We just had to, like, gossip. Debrief. And I didn't want it on the podcast. On the record. Yeah. On record gossip. What? Oh, oh! It's an organ. Okay, I was reading this, and I thought it said what's your least favorite orgasm? And I was like, what do you mean? Which orgasm has been your least favorite? Which orgasm were you like, uh, regret that? I feel like if I orgasm, it's good. Yeah, no, I agree. Because there have been times... I can't believe last night, I'm not gonna out this person, but they were like, I faked it every single time. I'm like, every single time? There's been people that I've been with where I faked it every single time. Every single time. Okay, but how many times were you with them? Some of them. Some of them. Some of them. Some of them. Some of them. I have to count the months in my head, months. And you faked every single one? Three months? No. Oh, okay. No. I'm spelling. Finger spell, yeah, finger spell. Wait, it's... You should only need one left. Yeah. No, you're lying to me. I'm not. You're so lying to me. No, you told me, like, you were like, oh my gosh, he's so good. It's because I, like, liked him. You're so lying to me right now. I promise you I'm not. I swear on my life I'm not. Okay, the people who I was with who were, like, kind of bad, they managed to, like, at least once. You know what I mean? Well, it's because also the person I was with for, like, three years. If you're having sex with someone for three years... Yeah, they'll figure it out. It has to be, you know. I wanted to talk, okay, remember, so last night at the party when it was like, oh, was the weirdest place you've had sex at was in your bed, I was going to tell a story but I didn't know if it was, like, the right moment for that story. I didn't know if this was, like, in the moment, but I was going to tell the story about how one time me and my ex and then it was me and he who shall not be named and his current girlfriend or his girlfriend at the time and we were all at, like, a cabin together and we were watching a TV show or something and we were on two separate couches and I learned afterwards that we were both getting fingered at the same time on separate couches in the same room. We were all, and we didn't know it, like, we, like, I'm sweating, I'm so sorry. But, like, I didn't know that they were doing that and they didn't know that we were doing that. We didn't, like, me and because me and he who shall not be named, his girlfriend at the time, we are still, like, really close. Like, I talk to her still. We went through trauma together, so we're like, we love each other. We still talk. I love you. But we, like, later talked about it and she was like, yeah, I was getting fingered too and I was like, oh my god, twins. They also, oh my gosh, so this is a weird story. We went on, the four of us went on a trip over MCA weekend, which if you're a Minnesotan, MCA is like, or no, it was MEA weekend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even notice. Yeah, MEA. And we went to this, like, little cabin up in some city. I don't know. It was the one with the big fish. I know that! That's where Kieran's cabin is. Yay! Oh my gosh. Yeah, so we went to the city with the big fish and, um, the fish that you can, like, take a picture in its mouth. I have. Oh, yeah. One of my favorite pictures of me and my ex is from that trip, which makes me kind of sad. Um, yeah. But during that trip, so much shit happened. Like, one time, so how rooming worked for that was there was a room full of bunk beds and then there was a room with, like, a big, giant king bed and then, like, a little servant's bed in the corner. So me and the girl, the other girl, we stayed in, like, the big, the room with the big king bed and the little servant's bed. That was our room. And then he who shall not be named and my ex stayed in the room with, like, all the bunk beds in it. So, um... Interesting, you didn't split up based on couples? No, we weren't allowed to. We were on a trip with, it was like, um, it was both of their moms came with us. Because their moms have been, like, friends since forever. They've known each other since they were, like, babies. So their moms are, like, besties. So it was their moms and then he who shall not be named's brother and then my ex and everything. So we're on this trip and at one point, me and my ex are sitting out in the living room and we're just chillin' and the moms had gone on a grocery trip. So the other couple are like, we're gonna go do something in here. And we were all like, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. So, we're sitting out in the living room just chillin'. She's playing video games. I think I'm reading. And all of a sudden we just hear, like, a huge crack and, like, a snap. It was, like, a notable noise. Yeah. And so I'm just like, hello? Hello? So we're sitting there for a few seconds and then I just see her peek her head out and go, everything's fine! And shuts the door again. And I'm like, hello? So what ended up happening, this bed was, like, super tiny. It was, like, this little wooden frame. And they had, like, scooched the bed off the frame so the bed fell off the edge of the frame of the bed. And they had, like, completely broken this bed. And it was an Airbnb. And we were like, or it wasn't an Air- it was an Airbnb, but, like, the people who owned the Airbnb were, like, friends with the, um, with, like, my ex's mom. So, which, by the way, I love my ex's mom. I miss her so much. She was literally such a sweet woman. My ex was an only child, and like, she just, like, loves kids and loves people, and she was the sweetest woman ever. I love her so much. That was her problem, that she was an only child? Yeah. I mean, amongst other things. But I loved her mom! And I low-key, the amount of times I've considered just reaching out to her mom is kind of insane. I don't think I love any of my ex's mom. Well, okay, me and her mom were just really close, too, because, like, um, like, I have a bunch of really sweet stories about her. And, like, they let us have sleepovers in high school. Oh, she bought us condoms once, so thanks, girl. I keep almost name-dropping her, but I'm not gonna name-drop her here, because I love her. But one time, like, we had a sleepover, and, like, my ex was the kind of person she would just sleep in for, like, ever. And I was an early riser. So I got up, and, like, she made me a cup of coffee, we sat, and we talked for, like, three hours, because my ex slept. And it was, like, a New Year's party or something, so, like, everybody else was downstairs, and, like, it was just me and her. So we just had a nice little cup of coffee, had a quick little chat. I love her so much, and I miss her so much. I have literally, I have so many, like, now I'm thinking about all my ex-stories, and I'm just, like, I feel like I'm yapping them out. You know whose mom is actually really cool, who I have met? Who? Really? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah, yeah, I do remember that. Oh, my gosh. What, like, did anything, like... She's just really nice. She's just a sweet woman? Yeah. Dude, I'm so nervous for, uh, boyfriend to meet my parents. I don't know why I'm saying boyfriend. When is he meeting your parents? Saturday. Yeah. I'm a little scared. Ah! But I think it'll be fine. I was gonna tell another ex-story, but if you don't want to, I think I've told you this story, but, like... Go. Let go. Okay. So, um, me and my ex graduated the same year, cause we... I smell my snotting. Eww. Sorry. I just really needed to breathe. Um, but we... Stop. She tells me to stop breathing. Okay. Um, but we had, like, a graduation... Or, uh, we each had our own graduation party, but their graduation party was, they had a pool at their house, so they did, like, a pool party. So we were doing, like, pool things, and then afterwards it was a sleepover. So we all did pool party things, and so we... I wanted to shower, cause chlorine. Disgusting. You know? As you do. And so I'm doo-doo-doo walking upstairs to shower, and my ex goes, hey, babe. And I'm like, hey, babe. And she just goes, what if we just, like, shower together? Just for, like, efficiency purposes. Just for, like, efficiency purposes. Only for efficiency. Only for efficiency. Like, we won't do anything. And I was like, okay, so we go up to the... It's for the environment to save water. Yeah, yeah. So we go up to the bathroom, and she literally goes, we're not doing anything. This is for efficiency only. All our friends are downstairs. And I'm like, okay. We get in the shower, and she's like, um, uh, uh, uh, please? And I'm like, oh my god, sure. Go into my... And I... Okay, low-key, I'm a little bit of, uh, it's a little bit my fault as well, because I brought a condom in my bag, and I had put my bag on the counter. So it is a little bit my fault. So... My B, my B. But, um... No, that's funny. I know the follow-up to this story. Yeah, so we did the deed, and with all our friends downstairs, like, it was... Yeah. So we come down, and all of her friends are like, you guys had sex, blah, blah, blah, blah. And we're like, no, we didn't. Ha, ha, ha. So, I defended that for months. And I had a friend who I told her this story, but I didn't tell her that we had sex. I was like, it was only for efficiency purposes. So, um, months later, I'm talking to this friend, and she's like, yeah, I defended you, because like, so-and-so was bringing up how you guys had sex at her grad party, and I defended you. And I... I just turned, like, ghost white, and I was like, um... I have something bad to tell you. I have something to tell you. And she, like, got so mad at me. She was like, I defended you, and like, and now they're, oh my god, I can't believe it. And I just, I think that's so funny. But she, like, defended me, and now she's like, kind of a shitty person, so. Ha, ha. Is this who I'm thinking of? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's who I'm thinking of. Yeah, good. Okay, I think we're hitting the 30-minute mark. Oh, that's poopy. Probably. We should... I feel like I'm yapping a lot. If you want to yap for a little bit. Okay, ask me questions. What should I yap about? Do you have any stories you want to tell? No. I can only think of one thing that's fun to yap about, but no one wants to hear it. Is it... Yeah, it is. Okay. Well, we don't want that on recording proof. Why? I don't know. Who are we sending this to? I don't know! What if it... Okay, my thing is, what if we send this to someone, and they send it to another person? Okay, okay, okay, then I won't get proof. Fine! Even though I'm saying it. What if I just say no name? Okay, say no name. Yeah. Okay. Come up with, like, an alias. What are we calling my crush? Should we be, like, middle school girls? Like, Pineapple. We... Oh my gosh, I had a friend in middle school who we called her crush Robin, because she was so obsessed with ramen. What's your favorite food? Um, fuck. What is my favorite food? I don't know. Um, buttered noodles. Okay. Buttered noodles. Okay. So, buttered noodles and I are friends. First time I ever saw buttered noodles, I was like, damn, buttered noodles is really, really, really, really fucking hot. But at the time, buttered noodles had a thing going on with someone else, so I couldn't really, like, interfere, because that's like, fucked up. Yeah. And then for a while I had a thing going on with someone else. So, like, It's never really lined up. It's never really lined up. But right now, neither of us have a thing going on with each other, and I'm just saying, yesterday our faces were, like, maybe one or two inches apart. Mm-hmm. To be fair, while that was happening, I was yelling at him, but, like, But, like, still, it's cutesy. It's, like, enemies to lovers. Yeah. Okay, I also think this should happen because, um, one, latte should fuck, because latte hot. I need it. Sorry. Yeah. We need it. We need it. Um, and two, buttered noodles is hot. Buttered noodles is so hot. No, look up buttered noodles on Twitter right now. Pull it up. He's hot. And I will be put on the record saying that. He's hot. Like, he's so hot that we had an argument over which one of us would get to go. Before I got with my boyfriend, by the way. This was, like, a while ago. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have his Instagram. It is pulled up, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck. Like, literally, like, literally. Like, literally fuck me. But, like, towards you. But, like, but, like, yeah. But, like, raw. But, like, raw. Okay, also, one thing I want to gap about real quick. Yeah. So, we're a group of besties, and we're all going to the Dells for spring break. If you're not from Midwest, I don't know why I'm saying that because we're not posting this anywhere, but if you're not from Midwest, the Wisconsin Dells is, like, Water Park. Water Park, capital of the world. Ugh, stop. I'm showing Lily photos of her noodle. And I'm like, ugh. I want to, like, sorry. You want to crumple them up into a little ball and shove them down the drain. I do. I really, really do. You so do. But, okay, back to the Dells. I'm very excited. We're going to the Dells, but, like, low-key, very excited. I am excited, but low-key very excited. Hey, guys. I'm doing a little ASMR moment. Sorry, I'm just now, like, spying on buttered noodles. God fucking dammit. Okay, what if, okay, here's this hypothetical scenario. I want to go through scenarios of what, oh my god, sauce. Okay, hypothetical scenarios that could happen with buttered noodles. I'm going to go through every single one in my head. Are you ready? Number one, you guys go. You get there, you watch, and make out. Like, that could happen. I can see that happening. I hope, but I'm scared. Like, I could see that happening in my brain, but you could also try to make out with him, and he could be like, whoa, what the fuck, we're friends. Well, I don't think I would do it without asking because of that. Yeah. And that didn't stop me. Well, no, but I'm saying because of, I don't know. Because you guys are already, like, established friends. Like, we're good friends. So I don't want to fuck with that. But, like, here's the deal. I like how we're using a codename, but anyone who listens to this would be able to figure this out from, like, basic context clues. Okay, so, no, we're going to be watching a movie, and I'm going to just, like, suss out the vibe. If he decides to sit on, like, the opposite end of the couch from me, I'm going to take that as a fucking hint, but if we're, like, if he does, like, the whoosh. Yeah, oh my god, his signature move. He did that, and he was right next to me, and I was like, you should just do it to me. You play Overwatch? If he says that, I forgot. I should ask him if he plays Overwatch. He probably fucking plays Overwatch. Oh my god, did you know Overwatch? I don't know what Overwatch is. Okay, I don't either, but, like, Connor talks about it, and I'm like, what the fuck is Overwatch? Oh my god, and Connor and Butternoodles get along so well. They do! Oh my god, Connor wants to be buddies with Butternoodles, like, so bad. Like, it's, we should just ask Butternoodles, I was about to just say his name. We should ask Butternoodles if we can have another gathering. Yeah. Or, like, we should do like an actual game night, where we, like, play, like, actual games, not just with the purpose of getting drunk. Yeah. And we could also, like, set it up so that, like, it's you and Connor, and me and Butternoodles, and then other, like, people who are in groups, so that, oh no, we have to work together. Oh, what? Oh, shit. We can't bring Layne, then, because you and Layne are, like, a duo. Layne and Wyatt. Yeah. True. Yeah. I know how to plan. I know how to plan. I got Lily a boyfriend. I can get me one. You can do it. Okay, your first and the next is Phoebe Wolf. I fully name drop Phoebe Wolf. Phoebe Wolf, we love you! Phoebe Wolf! We should send this to Phoebe Wolf. Yeah, Phoebe Wolf listened to 37 minutes of us just yapping. Okay, wait. Recipients list. I feel like we should also send it to Macy, because Macy has lots of hard trips, and she would listen to it on one of them. No, Macy would so listen to us yap for 40 minutes. Macy, if you get to listen to this, I love you. I miss you. I love you so much. You are amazing. Light of my life. I, like, yeah. Macy, Phoebe, Layne. I don't think, okay, we're going to send this to people, and they're not actually going to listen to it. I'll send it to Hannah, but she might be too busy to listen. Yeah, Hannah's busy. But like, Hannah, if you do listen, I love you, and I'm so, you made time for us? Like, what the fuck? Oh my god, baby girl! I literally, if anyone, okay, here. This is a little, a little treat towards the end of our podcast. If anyone who we send this to gets to this point in the podcast, text me. Literally text me. What's like a code phrase? Like, text me I love you pookie wookie bear. So, if you're at the end of this podcast, text Lily Compton, I love you pookie wookie bear, and I will Venmo you five dollars. If you have gotten to this point in the podcast, I will Venmo you. That's insane that you've listened to us yap for this long. I will Venmo you. I'd make that promise but I don't have that kind of money. I don't either but I don't think anyone will listen to this much of this podcast. I believe in our friends. If someone listens to 38 minutes of us yapping, they deserve five dollars. If you listen to 39 minutes of us yapping, I will make out with you on the mouth. Just like, come up to me and ask and I'll do it. You'll be like, I finished the podcast will you make out with me? Yeah, just say you finished the podcast and I'll believe you. Even if you're lying because like otherwise, how the fuck would you know that I promised that? Yeah, literally like you wouldn't know because you didn't listen to the podcast. Sorry, I threw that away from the microphone. You should have. I wonder what it would sound like if you burped like directly in it. But okay, I don't want to, the pookies I just rewarded them for listening to the podcast and I don't want them to have to listen to me burp. Okay, we stopped at 40 minutes so we have 30 seconds to get over that. Okay, I love you guys. I really, I, this was so much fun. Low-key, we should just do this for fun. No, literally, I love you guys. You're all so precious, so sexy, so gorgeous. That was, what did we name this podcast? Just for the Pookies. Oh, Just for the Pookies. I didn't even remember that we named it. We named it Just for the Pookies. Bye! I love you! Bye!