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Script 1. Amazon presents winning moment. Christiana, congratulations! Thanks, what do I do? You scored a winning deal on Amazon basic paper towels. Oh right, I did do that. Like a pro you did. How are you going to celebrate? I'm going to totally wipe up this spill with my paper towels. Wipe it up. Oh, I am. Respect! Find winning deals on Amazon basics every day and celebrate. Shop Amazon. Script 2. Amazon presents winning moment. Janine, you just found the perfect Father's Day gift on Amazon, a gas grill. Amazing! Thanks. So how are you going to celebrate? I'm going to drive to dad's and give him the grill and watch him grill and then we'll eat what he grills. Great job, Janine! Find the perfect Father's Day deal and celebrate. Shop Amazon. Script 3. Amazon presents winning moment. Duane, you did it! Did what? You found the perfect Mother's Day gift on Amazon, a weighted blanket. How are you going to celebrate? Oh, I guess I'll go to mom's, as sons do, on Mother's Day. This guy! And when she starts stressing how I'm 28 and still single, I'll swaddle her anxiety with the weighted blanket. Best Duane ever! Find the perfect Mother's Day deal and celebrate. Shop Amazon. Script 4. Amazon presents winning moment. Bravo, Clarence! Script 5. Forgetting that Amazon daily deal on 10 pairs of crew socks. How are you going to celebrate, King? Oh, I suppose I'll toss my ripped socks. Rip! Put on a new pair. Loving the logic. Then moonwalk to the yodel man and kick up my feet. Dance the moves! Find winning deals on everything, every day and celebrate. Shop Amazon. Script 5. Amazon presents winning moment. Miguel, you found the 50ft hose and all your spring gardening tools, all on Amazon. Okay. That's amazing! How are you going to celebrate? By hooking the hose to the spigot. Love those words. And then watering my mouth. I'll drink to that! Easy, Miguel! You got work tomorrow. Celebrate everything spring, every day. Shop Amazon. Script 6. Amazon presents winning moment. Alex, congrats! Why? You found sunscreen, beach towels and everything for your summer vacation, all on Amazon. This is true. How are you going to celebrate? I guess I'll pack the sunscreen and towels. Check. Then drive to the airport, singing in my best black metal voice. Screen and towels! Screen and towels! Gnarly! Celebrate everything summer, every day. Shop Amazon. Script 7. Amazon presents winning moment. Lily, you found the perfect thing on Amazon, a countertop ice maker. It wasn't really hard, but thanks. How are you going to celebrate? Okay, I'll probably need some ice. Stone cold, yes. And I'll plug in the ice maker. And when it's ready, I'll fill a glass and make a toast. To Lily! No, to ice! To ice! Find the perfect thing every day and celebrate. Shop Amazon. Textning.nu