The Death of Cas

The speaker is playing a role-playing game and is frustrated because their character is in a difficult situation. They are trying to calculate their character's stats and rolls, but are not happy with the outcome. The character gets attacked and takes damage, ultimately leading to their death. The speaker expresses disappointment and wants to roll again, but is told that their character is really dead. I need you to take 3d8 plus 6. I'm in my head. Fucking fictional character is making me. I know, I'm gonna be so mad. Eugh! I rolled 2d8. Oh no! I had a 2. No! So 18 plus 6 is... God damn it! 24. Where ya at, Cody? That's 2 attacks. I'm an eagle and I'm just lurking and I can't get off that. After that, I am like 3. He slams you into the ground. Okay, okay, okay. Don't take it seriously. Yeah, let's not say that. Try to make your... Don't worry about it, Mike. Your grapple. Yeah! 16. You are un-grappled from him. You break away. So if he goes to slam you into the ground, you're able to break free of the grapple. But now I just fall to the ground? Fall. Fall to the ground. It's a short fall because he's bringing you down. But it's kind of a slam, so let's take... Uh... Let's just take this. 7 more points of damage. You're dead. What's that put him at? Dead. Negative 4. You're at negative 4? Uh, yep. Negative 4. So now I get to... Um... What do you want to do? I think everybody's been a pussy. So I'm gonna roll. No! I'm done. I'm done. Anything less than a 7, you're dead. What? Anything less than a 7, you're dead. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Can you do a real d20 for me? I gotta get the... I gotta get the actual... Wait, are you actually just rolling one and done? Wait for him, though. Hold on. Or do you want a purple one? I'm there to save you. I'm literally there. Which one do you want? No, which one do you want? I think it's... Or do you want a black one? I think it's honestly more realistic. You think it's more realistic? Which one? It's all pink willows. With a red eye. Alright. I'm ready. Are you ready? No. Here we go. Ready, roll. This is the first real character death. This will be the first real one that lasts. Sorry. What are we gonna do, though? I just want to be the only one left. No, you're the only reason we're alive. If you die... Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. Eight. He died. Oh, that's almost... If that's anything less than a seven. You know, but that's instant death, though. Eight is still dead. Eight, you just get a cute little speech. Oh.