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Garrison Wells, the expedition secretary of Wells' Society of Adventures and Explorers, welcomes the audience to an old theater that they are renovating. The theater has historical significance as it was once the stage for Houdini. The goal is to restore the grandeur of the venue and invite people to see it again. However, there seems to be a problem with something being broken. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. You have been truly fortunate, not like the others. A storm of considerable magnitude is piling up outside. Excuse me, where are my manners? My name is Garrison Wells, and I have the honor to be the expedition secretary here. I belong to the marvelous organization, Wells' Society of Adventures and Explorers, that has undertaken the remarkable venture of renovating this old theater. Likely you already know, but this old theater was once the stage for the great Houdini himself. With his last show, which tragically ended in a devastating fire, it seems as if he took the entire history of this place with him into the flames. But we, gentlemen and ladies, we are here to restore the grandeur of this iconic venue, to make it shine anew. I cordially invite you to be one of the first to see this historic place again, after all these years. Oh, crap! This twisted thing remains broken! Now, if you would kindly follow me...