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Hello? Hello? Yeah, good morning. Are you there? I can't hear ya. Hey, what's up? You gonna bust a cap in my ass? Huh? You gonna bust a cap in my ass? Sonny? I gotta... I gotta do what? You gonna bust a cap in my ass. Your what? Address? You gonna bust a cap up in my ass. Your ass? Don't you know ghetto slang, nigga? Your ass? Okay, let me say it right, nigga. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay, nigga. Get yo ghetto ass home before mom beats you over the head with the frying pan. Newpool? No. Okay, nigga. I ain't gonna tell you to leave. I'm talking to you. Maka-bwa-what? Motherfucker. Are you speaking... Are you speaking... Are you speaking dick to your friend? No, I'm giving dick to you. You can't give dick to me through a phone, man. You can't. It's impossible. You're not fucking Houdini. You want me to come and... You want me to come and give you some dick? No, I don't like African pieces of shit like you. You don't want African dick? You should go back to Africa, Jamaica, whatever the fuck nigga country you're from. No, fuck that shit. I wanna fuck your asshole. You bitch. You know, my doctor's a nigger. My doctor's a nigger. She's from Nigeria. She's from Nigeria. She left there because it's so fucking bad. My doctor's a fucking Nigerian doctor. She left there because it's such a shithole. She came to my country because it's a better fucking place than that fucking rollie piece of shit fucking hole. Oh, fuck that shit. Or Jamaica. Jamaica, what the fuck you call that place? It's just a little fucking island that's all you can see. Oh, Nigeria. You fucking Caribbean piece of shit. Fuck you, fucking voodoo, motherfucking loving, happy ass, motherfucking... Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I wanna give you some African dick. You ain't giving me nothing. You ain't giving me nothing. You're a fucking scammer. All you do is steal. You're like robbing. You're robbing in the hood, man. You're fucking stealing, but you ain't getting... That African dick ain't gonna get you very far because it's so small the Chinese laugh at you. So if your penis is so small, the Chinese are still laughing at you. They call you Choi. Oh my God. They're like, Choi my God. Fuck that shit. Is that what you do to your mom's ass? Or your dad's ass? No, I wanna fuck your ass. Oh no, you ain't getting a piece of this. You ain't getting a piece of this, nigga. You ain't getting a piece of nothing. You're lucky to get a McNugget. You're not gonna get anything today. You're not gonna make any money either, because I'm gonna fucking bash your phone line in. No, that's not gonna work for you. I will scam the hell out of your motherfucking... You're not gonna scam very many people after I scam the phone company and tell them that you're a fucking fraudulent piece of shit. No, listen, listen. I'm gonna call your Nigerian doctor and make sure he kills you. You're using text plots. I'm calling... I will talk to your Nigerian doctor. That's okay, I know them. I know them, motherfucker. I will talk to your Nigerian doctor on nigga shit and make sure he kills you, motherfucker bitch. I'm gonna fuck you and I'm gonna fucking shut your ass down. No, you can't track me, bitch. I will fuck your ass. I'm gonna shut your ass down. They're gonna put you behind digital bars because you're a piece of shit. No, I don't fuck out of here, man. What's your name, bitch? My name is none of your fucking business. That's what my fucking name is. Oh my God. What's your name? Oh my God. Cocklock? My name is... David? David Jones? Is that your fucking name? Text plots? What fucking having piece of shit are you fucking using that crap for? Get a real fucking app, okay, you fucking nigger? I wanna fuck your ass. Oh, wait, I forgot. You're black. You run away from your kids and you can't pay your bills. Hold on, hold on. I wanna fuck you through the phone. Get ready, okay? No, no, no, no. You ain't making the rules up today, honcho. I want to give you African dick. Your mom is gonna give you some fucking African dick once I send you back to the Mozart. No. I will fuck you. Okay, go to Africa, buy a Canadian car, fucking race it around, destroy it, burn the shit out of it with you in it. Okay? What the hell? Because that's how you fucking niggers know how to fucking do. Oh my God. Fucking black, charred, fucking boiled. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. You stupid. Oh my God. You smoke weed? Of course I do. I have a... You do? I wouldn't... Dude, your weed doesn't even fucking equivalent to an ounce of what I have. Your shit is swag. Okay? Are you gay? Are you gay? This is death and fucking C, man. Are you a gay? I'm not gay like you. I'm not a fish. Me, I'm seeing you like a woman. I'm doing a shark attack right now, so you're a fucking mega. You're like a megasaur ass, aren't ya? Fucking dino agent. What's your name, motherfucker? My name is motherfucker. Oh, that's a good name. That is a good name. You African piece of shit. Yeah. Don't think I know where you're from? Motherfucker. You're from East Harlem, aren't ya? Motherfucker. Cocksucker. I'm from Jamaica. I'm from Jamaica, motherfucker. You don't sound like a real Rastafarian. Did you shave it off? Oh, Rastafari, a bumbleclot. You're a bumbleclot, you fucking jungle fucking hutt. You fucking idiot. You are fucking stupid. You don't even know how to fucking... No, I'm not. Okay, you live in... Okay, you're probably in Kingston right now using fucking text plots. What, you're gonna download text now, Max? No. I'll ban that, too. Hold on, motherfucker. Hold on, motherfucker. What, motherfucker? What you doing today? They're gonna shut your phone down in the next ten minutes anyway, so, you know, you might as well enjoy it with someone nice. You're going down with... I don't wanna hear your phone. Oh, bullshit. Oh, bumbleclot, you fucking... Oh, bumbleclot. Bumbleclot, that's a Jamaican. That's a Jamaican. Yo, man. Fuck that shit, man. I'm Jamaican, stupid. You're not a fucking Jamaican. You're a fucking nigger. You're a fucking Nigerian trash. No, I'm not a Nigerian. I'll kill your Nigerian doctor. You sound like you're African. You sound African, dumb, skinny, and fucking a nigger. Oh, damn, bullshit. You have a nigger doctor. Stupid, motherfucker. I have a nigger's accent? Is that all you have? Oh, your accent is shit, man. Really? You don't even know where the fuck I am from, motherfucker. Motherfucker, you're from America, man. Stupid. Grab a fucking chair, tonsy boy. I know you're homeless. You ain't got no house. You ain't got no house. Stupid, motherfucker. Well, what do you live in? What do you live in? A tent or a fucking teepee? What are you niggers living in these days? Or are you still living in cocooned trees? You homeless? Hello, motherfucker. Are you homeless? What? No, I'm fat, so I'm actually not hungry. I'm just wondering why you're so inconsistent, you dumb motherfucker. Yo, listen, motherfucker. You know, if I had a gun, I wouldn't waste a bullet. No. One shot cannot kill an enemy. How much molly you do today, you stupid bitch? Oh, motherfucker, shut the fuck up. Stupid. How much molly you do today? How much you take? How much molly you got? You're on cocaine too with that? Ten thousand? A little bit of heroin in that joint? Ten thousand? Light it up. Ten thousand? Light, light, light it up. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's what your dad said when he was goggling on my fucking cock last night. Oh, no, shut the fuck up. Do you have a gun? Do you have a gun? Yes, there's one right here waiting for you. What's the name? I'll call the 911. Two please. Smith and Wesson. You die tomorrow. You see, you're coughing like a motherfucker. I'm Smith. And you're not Wesson, you son of a bitch. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So what the fuck do you do? What's your sales pitch today? Are you mad that I'm breaking your phone? Are you mad that I destroyed your phone? I'm going to use my African voodoo to kill you. Make you pay me $300,000, bitch face. Asshole. Really? You're not going to make fucking no $100,000 today? Not with me fucking busting your phone. Because you broke, man. You broke stupid. How am I broke when I have a fucking real phone and you're using a free fucking app? Huh? Can you justify that? Oh, my God. You ass. Dude.