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All lies and all f** you at the end "Triggered"
Thank you for calling the Publisher's Clearinghouse main office. If you know your party's extension... Hello, thanks for calling Publisher's Clearinghouse. Hi, you left a voicemail on my machine with the code PCH flame code 9477USA. And who am I speaking with? You're speaking with Johnny Walker. Johnny Walker. And who do I have the pleasure of speaking with? Pardon? Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with? You're speaking with Dave Sayer. I'm the CEO for Publisher's Clearinghouse, sir, and thank you for calling us, alright? This is the real Dave Sayer? Well, yes. Because there's always a lot of Dave Sayers. I had a Dave Sayer call me about ten minutes ago. Oh, so you want to talk to him then, instead of me? No, I'd rather talk to you. You sound smarter. Okay. Alright, and how old are you, sir? How old are you? I'm turning older than you are. How do you know that? Because I'm a man, I've got fucking more ball hair than you do. Well, put that in average. Well, listen, buddy, we need to get down to business. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so, um, do you know how much it's going to cost you to get registered since you're receiving $2.5 million? No, no, I haven't been told that yet. Well, you're supposed to have a fine of $25,000. Could you get a cashier's check tomorrow from your bank? I can go get that tomorrow, yes. And what is the name of the bank which you bank with? Regents. And how long you've been banking with Regent Bank? Do you owe them any loans or any money? Ten years. I have a mortgage. How old are you, sir? How old am I? I'm 45. You're 45? Yeah. Well, you know I'm 67 years old, right? That's not what the frogs behind you said. Huh? That's not what the Jamaican hugging frogs behind you said. What Jamaican stuff you're talking about, sir? The frogs, the squeaky frogs that I hear in the background. No, I don't understand what you're saying. Sorry. You know what I'm talking about. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, you do. Oh, you're stupid. No, I didn't know. You're so stupid, Mr. Davis. You know what's going on. Come on, sir. Don't waste my time, okay? Oh, don't fall over the wall's eyes. Come on now. Come on now. I know what's going on there, brother. You know there's $25,000 going on. You think you know what's going on. You don't know what's going on. $25,000 ain't going to your hood. It ain't going to your little car either. You probably don't even fucking have a vehicle. Well, I have a Mercedes-Benz. It's a GLE 63. Is that the one that's included with this package? No, my one is better than yours. You're just getting a car. It's a sedan. I have a GLE. You probably have the pink one, right? No, I got it from cash. I pay $120,000 there. You don't have $120,000. Nobody does in Jamaica. No, you're crazy. There's a lot of millionaires. Listen, there's a lot of millionaires in Jamaica, motherfucker. There's a lot of men in Jamaica richer than you. And even ladies. Oh, yeah? I don't hear you, garbage pussy. There's people in Jamaica which have $10 million in Jamaica. I want to hear some of that pussy. I don't want to hear a pussy. I want to hear some pussy. So put some pussy on me. Fuck you. Fuck you, bro. Fuck you, man. You're wasting my time, motherfucker. Motherfucker.