Kissing your friend as a joke EDITS

How many times do I have to see pictures of my cousin and her new fiancé before my brain explodes? Ugh! I could open, like, Candy Crush or something, and they'd probably be there too. Why don't you have someone in your life like that? You need to go out more and meet someone. I swear, I'm on the brink of madness. Complete and utter madness. You hear me? Complete and utter madness. You hear me? Complete and utter madness. You hear me? I literally get at least three people a day texting me about it. Just a picture of us together? Yeah? Just on the cheek, right? And then I'll just take a selfie of us? Just on the cheek, right? Okay. Then come over here. Get closer to me. Whatever. Just smile and let me kiss you. Whatever. Just smile and let me kiss you. Whatever. Whatever. I mean, we've practically been friends forever. Obviously we're each other's other half. We're like a dynamic duo or something. We complete each other. I mean, you know, not like that. But it's like, you know what I mean. You know what I mean. We're like a dynamic duo or something. We complete each other. We're like a dynamic duo or something. We complete each other. We complete each other. We complete each other. We complete each other. We complete each other. We complete each other. We complete each other.