Tipsy Tlak good ep1

The speaker discusses the choice between free food, free flights, free hotels, free gas, or free clothes and shoes for life. They express their preference for free flights as it allows them to travel the world. They mention the high cost of flights and the benefits of free food. They also discuss a conspiracy theory about Chinese workers and owners of Chinese buffets not eating the food they serve. The conversation then shifts to the influence of social media on children and the negative impact it can have. They touch on TikTok trends, the advanced technology, and the controversy surrounding transgenderism. The speaker also mentions a video of a little fat kid being called crazy by their principal for their beliefs. They express support for the principal's actions and believe that the kid needs a reality check. How does my audio sound? Because I think you went like this. Probably. Alright, so. 3, 2, 1. Alright, would you rather have free food, free flights, free hotel, free gas, or free clothes and shoes for life? I would love to have free flights. Because think about it, you can travel the world whenever you want. As long as you're working you're going to have the money to buy yourself food, clothes, anything you need. But those flights? Those flights be expensive my boy. Free flights? So imagine having free flights for the rest of your life. Like being able to just travel whenever you want for free. Free flights. Nah man, nah man. For me, honestly, something essential to life bro, I think I'd take food bro. It's a necessity. You know what I'm saying? Imagine, bro I can go to Chipotle right now man. Yo, let me get a bowl right now. A burrito. Stack that bowl up man. I could go to Chick-fil-A and whatever, you know what I'm saying? Free food is low key like, hella fire. I don't know. I would love the free flights. Just think about it bro. Honestly, something that I really want to do is like, when I'm obviously in the position to afford it, is buy the lifetime pass from American Airlines. It's like six figures. It's like a hundred something thousand dollars. But, you're able to fly wherever that American Airlines goes to, for free, forever. Where would you fly? My first destination bro, honestly you know we're going to be passport boys. I'm hitting Colombia my boy. Dying to go to Colombia. I love all my beautiful Colombian women. What are you doing in Colombia? What am I doing? We're going to have fun bro. You know, just chill. Colombia. But you see, the thing is, once you get to Colombia in my opinion, when you take a trip the flight is the least expensive thing. Cause you get somewhere and then you gotta pay for hotel and food. Especially food man, food is expensive bro. Think about it right now. I want to take a flight to Bali. Everything in Bali is dirt cheap. But them flights? Expensive. Same shit with Thailand. Thailand bro, beautiful country beautiful place. Thailand? Thailand, my bad. But every, like it's a beautiful place bro, it's dirt cheap but those flights, again two thousand something dollars just to travel over there. So I'm gonna go with free flights my boy. The way I'm seeing it is like you know, we live in the United States bro. You know how much money I can save for food? Alone. Or I can make the same argument for like free hotels bro, no rent. No property taxes, no mortgage, no nothing. Free hotels and house rent are two different things. Does Airbnb count as hotel? Would you count Airbnb as hotel? I don't know to be honest. Let's decide right now, do you want to count Airbnb as hotel? Cause then that changes everything. Cause you could literally just live in a fucking Airbnb for free. Right, so would you do it? If it was Airbnb slash hotel? Yeah, I would do it. You would do hotel? Okay, fair enough. Nah, I'm still sticking with food regardless man. Talking about food though bro. So let me tell you. Today, I went to a Chinese buffet. Shout out to Miss Sumis by the way. If y'all from Miami, y'all check out Miss Sumis. But I went to this Chinese buffet man and something I noticed every time every freaking time I go to a Chinese buffet is those Chinese workers and owners they don't eat the food that they put out there. You know that right? It's crazy cause I've noticed the same thing and there's actually a conspiracy behind this. You think they're feeding dogs? They're feeding us dogs? I don't know if they're feeding us dogs or cats or what are they doing. Cause bro, the chicken is orange, you notice that too? The meat of the chicken is orange. No, no, no, I'm talking about the fried chicken. You ever had the fried chicken from China? What fried chicken you ate my boy? They gave you fried salmon? Every time I go to a Chinese buffet I see the fried chicken and the skin and the meat is orange. I'ma be real with you bro. The day I eat a piece of fried chicken and I see the skin orange I don't know what I'll do but I'ma flip out. By the way, tipsy talk, you guys already know. We're drinking, make yourself a drink at home. Chill with us. But back to the conspiracy. So basically, obviously it's a conspiracy theory but there's this saying that's going around that Asian people don't eat the food that they make here in the US. Basically, a lot of people say that the food that you eat over there in their countries like China, Japan is way different than the food that's here in the United States. The whole point behind the conspiracy is you know how China's always been at war, they don't like us. So basically, just like the TikTok thing, if you're in China the TikTok algorithm is different. Over here, even the little kids are on TikTok right now and all they see is those dances and those dumb trends. And in China, their TikTok algorithm is literally just information and knowledge to make you a better person. Over here, you get in front of a camera and do a little TikTok dance and go viral and now you're making mad money off that shit. And now the little kids are seeing that shit and they want to do the same. That explains why. That explains why you're so dumb. Go ahead, continue. So basically, what I'm trying to say is in China, they're feeding us some... I don't know if they put some chemicals in their shit for us to eat here and then fuck us up, but the conspiracy is that they want to make us weak and dumb in case we ever do go to war. The new generation is not really well prepared. In Russia, these little kids are in school learning how to box, learning how to fight. You go to a fucking classroom here, you learn shit. I feel like the only grades that were necessary is elementary. That's where you learn how to read, do math, and spell. But other than that, everything that I learned, geometry, the circumference of a circle, I've never used that shit to this day. You get me? So I feel like school was so pointless. And in other countries, these kids are learning how to fight, learning how to disarm and arm weapons. I don't know why our system is fucked up, bro. Isn't the circumference for rectangles and squares and shit? No. Probably. I don't know. In high school, I was never even in class. I was literally like... I'm sorry, mom, if you ever watched this, but I was skipping every day. I was never in class. I did not like school at all, bro. I knew at a young age, school was not for me. Well, talking about TikTok, what do you think about all these little trends and dances that these dudes are putting out there? Like, bro, I saw this video today, and it was this little boy band or whatever, and they were doing a concert, and it was filled with women, bro. It's crazy to me what women are into these days, but it was filled with women, bro, and the guy just did something like... Like that. How do you do it? He was like... And they went crazy, bro. Like, we're going to play the video for you real quick. But it was crazy. Bro, I've never seen women go so crazy for the dumbest shit ever, bro. And the kid was like 14, 15. Bro, he just... Like, what the heck is this? What has our world come to? You know what I'm saying? Social media is ruining a lot of kids' lives, bro. I'm going to be real with you, bro. If I have a kid, I don't even want him to have a... Bro, when we were growing up, we didn't have phones. We didn't have shit, bro. We would literally be outside riding bikes, doing physical activities outside. Now these little kids at 5, 4 years old know how to use a tablet better than me. My little cousin, bro, she's like 6 years old. She shows me stuff on the tablet that I'm like, damn, I don't even know how she does that. Technology, bro, is getting too advanced, social media itself is pushing algorithms that's going to fuck up our young generation, the new generation, bro. These little kids are looking at those dances and they're like, bro, I don't even want to go to school no more. I just want to get TikTok famous and start dancing in front of a camera. No problems to those people that do it and are successful with it. You know, you're making your money. But it's crazy to me, bro. Our social media platforms are so messed up. No little kids should even be on TikTok. Like, even the cartoons now, bro, it's not the same. Even if it's to make money? I mean, to make money, I guess. If you know what you're doing. Because you can argue in a way, we're doing the same thing, you know. Social media. How do you say it? LGBTQ? LGBTQRSTUP? XYZ? You get me? Bro, you're on TikTok. People are pushing that algorithm everywhere of like, you know, transgenderism is okay. Bro, it's not okay. If you're born a man, you're born a fucking man. I'm not here to judge any of you. You like whatever sex that's attractive to you. Okay, go ahead. But bro, stop putting into these kids' heads that chopping your dick off is okay. You know, I saw this video today and it was this little fat kid. He's probably a nerd at school. This little fat kid, right? And he was crying and he was talking about how his principal says that I forgot what it was exactly but his principal essentially said that what he believes in isn't real. That, you know, he's crazy or whatever. What do you think about that? What do you think about people in schools actually fighting against the whole LGBTQ++ R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Z-S agenda? So basically, so what you're trying to tell me is that the little kid is into all of that? And the teacher was telling him that. So obviously calling a little kid crazy, that's fucked up. But shout out to that teacher. It was the principal. We need more principals like that. Because obviously she probably did OD it a little bit, calling him crazy and stuff. He has a reality check now. You get me? There we go. And that's what a lot of the comments were saying. As a matter of fact, I don't know if you saw it, but a lot of people that went to school with us, they were posting about it in our school, in our high school. Shout out to the principal over there. You know what I'm saying? I don't think we can say her name. Can we say her name? I don't know. But she was speaking up against this whole transgenderism and she was getting kids in trouble for dressing a certain type of way. Like they were dressing how they feel. You know what I'm saying? And everybody, everybody, as a matter of fact, somebody we grew up with very close to us, she posted it and she says that she wishes that the principal got fired and lost her job. And she was wishing all this horrible things on this principal. And it's just crazy. It's just crazy that, man, it's happening so close to us and a lot of people don't realize. You have kids, bro. You have kids. Exactly. I have kids. You know what I'm saying? You have a boy, a born baby. Right. The other day I saw this thing. So kids nowadays, they're all watching Coco Melon and I guess it's like the biggest thing for kids. Even those shows have some hidden shit. Well, I saw this episode on the internet and it was this little boy. And no, this is a cartoon for our children. It was a little boy and with two dads as parents. Two dads as parents. And he was singing his little song and the parents were singing a little song talking about you dressed how you feel or whatever. We'll play that clip for y'all too. A little clip. But, man, the little boy was putting on a tiara and a tutu. What do you think about that, man? Yeah, bro. That's fucked up, bro. The fact that our kids are growing up watching that. Because at the end of the day, you have to understand when you're a child, bro, your brain is a sponge, right? Meaning that everything that you see and it might impress you a bit, so in your head automatically, you want to be like that. So all the words that you're hearing, everything that you see, it affects us. So, my thought is even in elementary, why the hell are they allowing kids to watch a drag queen? That's what it's called, right? Drag queen shows, yeah. Drag queen shows, bro. I would flip out, I would slap the shit out of every teacher, principal, whoever allows that shit. And my kid is forced to go to a drag queen show, bro. Right. What type of shit is that, bro? At the end of the day... Well, luckily we live in Florida. You know what I'm saying? Our governor, he banned a lot of books that had to do with LGBTQ or whatever. And, you know, at least that's a good thing I see about Florida. Florida's trying to fight against the whole agenda Florida's trying to also push against, you know, illegal immigration, man. That's another interesting topic. I don't have nothing against no immigrants. My parents are immigrants. It's just, I do, now that I'm older, I understand where everything is coming from. You see all the negative that comes with immigration. Yeah, not everybody's bad or none of that, but a lot of people come over here and start doing fraud or start selling drugs and shit like that, bro. And apart from that, too, our job's here. And that's the reason why rent is so high because everybody comes to Florida, but they always want to come here to Miami. So, bro, inefficiency... I saw inefficiency, bro. It's literally a room. Efficiency. Whatever, I don't even know if I'm pronouncing it right. You guys get the point. I saw, bro, it's literally a room. It doesn't have its own room. It's a room, the kitchen is right there. Literally, bro, $1,200. That's crazy. Like, bro, back then, those efficiencies were like $600. So you get me? That's insane, bro. So I understand the whole immigration problem, but there's nothing we can really do. Switching, you know, switching the topic a little bit, getting away from all the controversial stuff. So today, bro, I wanted to ask you, because my wife called me weird for this, right? I wanted to ask you, do you pee in the shower? Of course, bro. And if I shower with my girl, I pee on her. There we go. Thank you very much. We're men, right? We're dogs. We gotta mark our territory, bro. There we go, there we go. Man, so we hopped in the shower, right? Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. As soon as that water turned on, I don't know about you, bro, but I got the feeling, like I have the fattest piss ever. Especially when that hot water hits you, bro, you're like, damn. Bro, what? I don't just pee in the drain. You know what I'm saying? I just pee everywhere. I pee where I'm standing. We're not gonna pee outside the shower. No, obviously, but I just stand there, and it just, you know what I'm saying? Bro, it happens to follow my wife, and she calls me weird about it. She's like, you're disgusting. What do you think, man? I agree with you, bro. You're marking your territory, bro. There's nothing weird about that. I do the same shit. Now, how would you feel if she peed on you? Oh, no, that's not good. Why? That's no-go. Why? That's disgusting. How is that disgusting, bro? You don't like golden showers? Nah, bro. Okay, let's go back. PG-13, keep it friendly. So, now that we're talking about my wife, let's talk about wives in general. So, there was this video. In case y'all don't know, my job consists of me being on social media all the time, so I get to see a bunch of, you know, dicks. So, I get to see a bunch of, you know, dicks. So, I get to see a bunch of, you know, dicks.