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This is the Morning Show with Warren and Anna Wintour. They have a segment called Craigslist Misconnection of the Day where they find funny and appropriate posts to share. Warren struggled to find a post but finally found one about a woman at Safeway who denied farting. He finds it hilarious and shares it on the show. Warren doubts anyone would be interested in the person who wrote the post. After the segment, Warren mentions that they will be giving away tickets to the Washington State Fair in ten minutes. It's the Morning Show with Warren, yours truly, of course. Also got Anna Wintour behind the news desk, as always. And that brings me to my favorite part of the show. It is the Craigslist Misconnection of the Day. We find some of the weirdest people out there and bring them to you so you can find out what you're missing out there on the world of Craigslist. And I just have to say right now that I think this has got to be one of the hardest segments of the show because it does take a lot of effort to make it come together. So to find a good Craigslist post that meets the criteria takes a lot of time. It's got to be something that's funny. It's got to be FCC appropriate, of course. It's got to be also long enough to talk about over the air or else it doesn't really go over that well, something nice and short. So trying to find something that meets all those criteria is difficult, to say the least. And last night I was home looking through the Internet, looking on Craigslist, not finding much of anything. I thought for sure I was going to have to come in today and just recycle some old content because I just couldn't find anything. Then all of a sudden, it was around 10 o'clock last night, I pulled up a different Craigslist site and saw the perfect post hovering at the top just waiting for me to find it. And oh my gosh, I had the biggest laugh ever last night trying to read through this. I wasn't even reading it out loud. I was just looking at it and reading it in my head. And I was cracking up just from how stupid and ridiculous it was. So I'm thinking there's no way I can actually bring this in tomorrow and talk about it on the radio, but it's my moral obligation. I have to share this with you. I know you've been waiting all week to hear it. So here we are. We're going to talk about Mike. And Mike lives in... And he had a lot to say about the woman of his dreams at Safeway. So Mike writes in, You were the attractive woman with the curves that farted near the produce section at Safeway this weekend. I was the tall guy next to you, looked over and asked, Was that you? You quickly replied, No, wasn't me. And almost seemed insulted that I would ask you such a question. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence. But it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loaves of bread from La Paneer. I'm just picturing that in my head right now. Oh my gosh. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful. And even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime. Signed, Mike, hopelessly in love and willing to bring the adult diapers. So I think it's safe to say, Mike, I think you're going to be on your own on this one. But as always, I appreciate the effort. Short and sweet to the point. And oh my gosh. You had me going on that one, my friend. Oh boy. Time to regain my composure, of course. Got some tickets to give away coming up. Ten minutes from now, though, to the Washington State Fair. Want to be listening? Wait for the cue to call. Coming up, you're on the morning show.
