New Yorker Audition

You want to talk about traffic? Yeah, the Fantastic Four fought Mole Man down on Main Street yesterday. It was a frickin' nightmare to get through. Went to a Broadway show a few days ago, and while we were inside, we missed Spider-Man taking down some Hunter guy. First off, you'd think they'd stop the show for that. Second, that sounds awesome and I can't believe I missed it. You know, with all the superheroes in New York these days, you'd think there'd be something in the insurance for that, but no, the Hulk crushing my car is all of a sudden an act of God. Well, guess what, buddy? There are gods in New York. His name is Thor, and his brother tried to take over. Is that an act of God, too?