Mister Fantastic

It's a strange, paradoxical world we live in. A man can be arrested for illegally parking, but there's actually no law against trying to conquer the planet. For once, I can say that I am at a complete loss for words. I have the power within my own body, the power to stretch, to alter my shape, the reason they call me Mr. Fantastic. When the headline writers from coast to coast gave me that name, they weren't lying.