Tom Roberts Character Reel

The radio host talks about how pub food is often boring and brown, but Walker's new rainbow tasties are changing that. He also mentions how he wasn't impressed with warm beer in the UK until he discovered Foster's Gold. Then, there's a promotion for a tribute festival at Butlins. Finally, there's a transmission about Lord Zyron capturing people and giving them two choices: pursue him to save the people or try to exterminate the aliens. You're listening to me, Tom Roberts, on Radio Late Night FM. News and weather coming up after these messages. Have you noticed how all the food you get in pubs is, well, beige? Nuts, crisps, cheese thingies, all boring and just really brown. Well, things are changing, and about time too, because new rainbow tasties from Walker's are here. Come on, let's ban the beige forever. The first thing I noticed when I came to the UK was the beer. I mean, no offence, but it didn't really hit the spot. I mean, when was beer supposed to be warm? I nearly packed my bags and went back to Melbourne till I discovered Foster's Gold. Tasty, fresh and chilled. I've changed my mind. I'm staying here. One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. Hello, hello, the UK. The biggest and best tribute festival is back at Butlins this July. Enjoy a whole weekend in the company of your favourite tribute bands. Fake That, No Way Sis, Girls Out Loud, Blobby Williams and many more. Tickets on sale now. You know you want to. And welcome back to Radio Late Night FM, News and weather now with Shefali. You have just received a transmission from the Mothership. Lord Zyron and his army have captured your people and are taking them back to the Teron Galaxy. You have two choices. You can pursue Lord Zyron in an effort to save your people from captivity or you can return to your Mothership and try to exterminate the aliens before they destroy the ship themselves. The choice is yours.