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What's going on guys? It's your boy Chief DXV here, and today. We're gonna be starting my fucking YouTube channel. I Know you're not supposed to curse in the first little bit, but fuck it. This is how we do it on Chief DXV so Today we're gonna be talking about the first time I went egging But this story's time channel is gonna consist of just all the delinquentness I've been up to as a fucking child and what I'm up to right now, so If you enjoy the video today tune in for the next one, and if you don't don't I could fucking care less Alright, so we're not gonna use real names on this channel because I don't want anyone to get in trouble But today starts off as me my boy We're gonna call them Nate my boy Nate Me and my boy Nate are hanging out at his house getting fried doing our thing at this point. We were really Climbing still am but we were really in the carts This is when we first started getting in the carts, and we were chief in that Oh, you know we were smacking that shit like fucking I don't even know probably like 20 times a day that was a lot for when we were that age But we were on that shit. We were getting fucking fried all the time, so This video starts when I'm at Nate's crib Just hanging out as I always would and Nate lived across not across the street But like down the street from me, so we were always chillin, and we had another group of friends They were brothers, and we're gonna call them Bill and Kevin Bill and Kevin so me Nate Bill and Kevin we were always Kicking it playing basketball and whatnot and today. We decided we're gonna do some other shit my boy Kevin comes up And he's like yo What do you guys think about egging we should buy a couple cartons of eggs? You know go up to the corner throw them at the cars once the red light goes off, and then we're like oh shit Damn, that kind of sounds like a good idea and me being a little delinquent. I was like fuck it I'm in so we all walk down the street go and get some fucking eggs from the store We get back go to Nate's house pop back on the game chill for like I'd say three more hours And then we were ready this shit was about to go down Once we were ready, and it was dark outside. We were on the fucking mission We walk up to the edge of the street we hide in between these two house I think one of the houses was like a doctor's office or something and the other house was like I don't even know I think it was abandoned honestly But on that road was like this main road And we were there were so many cars going down that road so there were so many options for cars to hit with these eggs Honestly, I don't I don't even know why we Started to do that it was kind of fucked up now that I look back on it, but whatever it was It was fun at the time it would chase you and shit, so We get down we start egging these fucking cars boom boom boom my friend fucking hits four Not not not four different cars. He just four eggs hit one car, and we all rushed back in the corner Oh shit, I did not know he was gonna throw that and then right after he does that we hear a fucking car Door slam and all of us being like fucking probably like five foot nine five foot ten We were like oh shit. Oh shit, and we just started fucking fucking it and After about five minutes of running we all stop and we all collect ourselves, and we're like oh shit No one's even chasing us. This is fun So at that point we all gather ourselves We all walk back to the spot where we were where all of our eggs were and no one's there the cars gone He just I guess he just realized it was an egg and nothing bad and just kept moving on But as soon as that shit happened we were Bro, we did this shit every weekend after that it was fucking lit After we get rid of that first carton we go back to the store And we buy a couple more We go back to the spot, and then this is where the story really goes down at this point I was still kind of scared to throw one so After we got the eggs from the store. We got like I'd say two more cartons came back to the spot I was I was feeling pretty good. I was like hey, maybe maybe I'll throw just just maybe and Little do you know it my boy fucking bill he comes up to me, and he's like dude What are you some fucking pussy dude you haven't thrown one dude, what are you doing, and I'm like I ain't no bitch I ain't no bitch. I'll get the next one. I guess I ain't no bitch But all right, so I wait about two minutes for these cars to pull up Yeah, I'd say not even a minute it took about fucking 30 seconds for these cars to pull up to the red light And I was ready. I couldn't wait for this thing to turn green The light turned green I grab about two eggs and I start sprinting down the fucking there was like this little lawn in between the street and Where we were hiding so I start sprinting down along, and I hit like a little crow hop I used to play baseball so I hit that crow hop and I dinked this car with one of the eggs and It this one keeps going it didn't care. It was like a little black Nissan That one kept going, but I'll never forget this next car It was a little gray Honda, and I I'm just standing on the sidewalk at this point I just whip it at the car window as soon as it's driving by and It slams on the brakes, and I'm like go go go and then me and all my friends We start booking it down the street back to Nate's house The entire time we're running back. I keep looking back thinking. Oh my god. They're chasing us They're chasing us, and I look back, and I see this at this big Spanish guy He's chasing after us. He has this red hoodie on and he will not stop He chases us all the way back to Nate's house and we have to run through Nate's backyard go through his basement door and act like we didn't see him and At this time Nate's parents weren't home, so We were just there, and there's this dude outside We don't know if he saw us go into the house or what, but we are shit in bricks At this point it's been about two minutes. We're just hanging out down there nothing happened We're just chillin hitting the car getting fucking baited. You know as Honestly, it was just me and Nate a fucking Kevin and Bill. They weren't smoking for shit They were kind of pussy, but you know now they weren't pussy. They're just they're just kind of bitchin, but we'll get to that later So after about two minutes of nothing happening we think we're good we go back to the spot As we're walking back. We see this gray Honda this gray Honda Going up the street towards right towards where we play basketball usually and we're like oh No, we think it's just another car. It's not the same one. We're not we're not bitching because we live in a city There's a lot of cars here. We're not bitching or anything So we just keep walking so we're walking up the street to where there's a lot of cars So we're walking up the street to where the egg spot is and this guy this guy pulls up on us And we think he's gonna keep going so we keep walking We don't we don't want to seem like anything not normal because then that'll get us caught So we keep walking and then all we hear is this horned hawk and the door open and this fucking dude just starts chasing us Chasing us full sprint like we could we couldn't even go back to his house because he knew where the fucking He knew where he lived we had to just keep running and I'd say we ran for about 10 minutes until this guy got off our tail and Honestly, it was it was fucking fun It was scary, but it was fun And we did that like I'd say every weekend for a year after that and it was a good time We there's a lot of other stories where you know, we got beat up for it or like Fucking chased even harder like maybe I said, honestly, I don't think anyone ever had a gun, but it It's gotten fucking to the point where we got beat up for it. So don't do it, but it was fun And I don't regret it. So there we go All right. I'm gonna stop the video there and conclude the story with Don't fucking egg cars. Don't throw shit at cars. They don't like it and It might be fun, but honestly, you know, no more of the story do whatever the fuck you want. Have a good day