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This is an original melody disguised as a traditional Scottish folk song. The folk song has been given lyrics for those who wish to sing along: A young man named Hamish went to purchase some fries, ordered a haddock with tasty dips on the side. His gaze then drifted, and he moistened his lips, For he'd spotted a deep-fried Scottish treat. "Perfect! That's just what I need, A deep-fried banana for my dinner indeed!" Thus, Hamish promptly spent all his money right there.