A Very Different Life Podcast - Ep 1.

The speaker started a podcast to share their thoughts on reality TV, focusing on Bravo shows like Real Housewives. They discussed the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, expressing mixed feelings and highlighting Rachel Zoe's return. They critiqued Kyle's behavior and expressed dislike for Amanda. The speaker also briefly touched on Vanderpump Rules, mentioning Tom Schwartz and expressing boredom with repetitive storylines. They hope for more interesting content in future episodes. Hi, everyone, and welcome to the first episode of a very different life, the podcast. No one's going to listen to this. I just decided to do this podcast because I watch an insane amount of reality TV. And honestly, I'm just sick of talking at people who have no interest in listening to me. So I just decided, why don't I sit down once a week and pour my heart out to the void, basically. I just get all my thoughts and feelings out about the Bravo universe and maybe some other reality shows as well. I thought this would be a good time to start the podcast because we have the first new housewife city in our state, I guess Rhode Island in a very long time, it's been years. So I just thought that would be like a great time to start the podcast. And because we're going to have a lot to talk about there. Before I get into that stuff with the real housewives of Rhode Island, I really want to just go over the other Bravo shows that are coming out weekly at the moment. Just give my quick thoughts on those before we jump into Rhode Island housewives because I have like so much to say about the first two episodes of Rhode Island. So I guess I'll start with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, because we're coming up to the end of the season with that one. So I guess I'll just give my quick thoughts on like what the season's been so far. It's been kind of a mixed bag for me to be honest, because we've had somewhat of a dull season. However, we got introduced to Rachel Zoe, which not introduced, we all know her, but like, we got Rachel Zoe back on our screens in a big way. And that's like really exciting for me. I love her. She is to me a phenomenal addition to the cast. Saying that she's probably I don't want to say the only good part about the Beverly Hills housewives this year, or this season. But yeah, like, it's even now I'm trying to think back on what happened this season, obviously a lot of stuff with Kyle and Dorit, which to me at this point is kind of old news. What I will say is watching the latest like most recent episode where they're having I think their final dinner in Italy, and Erica is very much taking Kyle's side on everything. That to me was shocking. That was really shocking to me because Erica is usually one to side with like the cooler girls. I don't want to say that. But like, come on, like, in a fight where the sides are Dorit, Boze, Rachel Zoe. Okay, so in, okay, like, come on, because like in a, in a fight where the sides are Dorit, Boze, and Rachel Zoe, you're gonna go on the side of Kyle and Sutton. Like that just it just feels to me like you have to know that you're kind of on the wrong side of history with that one. I just like to me. It just seems kind of crazy because like, I don't even love Dorit. I have to say I think Dorit can be a lot. She's, she's like, kind of annoying. But to be honest, this season, I really felt like Kyle totally took the prize with that one. Like Kyle has totally just gone off the fucking rails. To the point where like, I mean, it's when they're fighting and it's like Kyle versus Dorit. And it's like, I don't even really like either of them. I'm not hard rooting for either of them. But you have to then take the side of the person you least hate in that moment. And for me, that's Dorit right now. Because Kyle to me is just fully spiraling. And I think living very much in denial about her marriage and a lot of things. And she's been accusing Dorit of, you know, taking her misery out on other people. And I actually think that's projection, you know, her roles are reversed, because I really think that Kyle is like really deep down really unhappy. And this season is just showing a lot. And it's it's coming out directed at Dorit, because I think that's, I think she thinks she can get people on side with that one. You know what I mean? So it's like an easy win for her. It's just after coming to be there that I didn't, you know, I'm talking about this whole season of Beverly Hills, and I haven't mentioned Amanda. And to be honest, that kind of sums up how I feel about her. I really, really dislike her. Yeah, I mean, she's the fucking worst. Amanda, like, just, she brings nothing to the table. It's kind of like, I don't know. And then also, Kyle backing Amanda at every turn. That's literally what just made me think of it. And that to me is crazy. That to me, that to me is crazy. I mean, to go back to what I was saying before, it's like, Kyle, like, do you really think if you're looking at the sides of this objectively, like, do you really think, you know, siding with Amanda Francis, the next fucking star of Queen of the Con, over someone like Rachel Zoe? Like, really, truly? Like, do you think that's, that's going to be looked at? Well, like, I just think that's kind of crazy. And also Sutton's, you know, when they were reading at the chat, UBT about Amanda and Sutton getting, like, really upset. I thought that was insane. Sutton was, like, crying. I was like, girl, this is crazy. This is literally crazy. Why are you crying about? Like, they literally just ran out. Yeah, oh my god. That isn't news to anyone, I don't think. Like, except maybe Amanda, who's maybe, like, delusional enough to believe that she's doing good for the world, I don't know. But, like, the fact that she scams people out of money, and that, you know, her whole manifest, da-da-da, isn't, like, a legitimate business, that's not fucking news to anybody. So, like, them just reconfirming that, to me, is why that made Sutton cry. I just thought that thing, that whole thing was so crazy. And to be honest, it felt really strange that Sutton even wanted to room with Amanda on the Italy trip in the first place. And I know a lot of people were saying, like, the cast themselves were like, I don't get this. What's going on? To me, I don't know, like, maybe were the producers seeing that it's a pretty boring season, and they were thinking, oh, if we put these two in a room together, who knows what will happen. To be honest, like, that's the- I just can't believe that Sutton truly was like, I just want to be friends with her. Like, there's no fucking way. I just, I just don't see it. And I just think there's something strange going on there that hopefully, hopefully gets talked about a bit more. At least at the reunion, like, if people can bring up, like, why, like, Sutton got so upset. Because to me, it really, I was just like, wait, this doesn't make sense. It wasn't even drama. It was just like, what the fuck is this? Like, it just seems stupid to me. So anyways. Yeah, that's my thoughts on Beverly Hills. So far this season. I'm excited in a way for the reunion, but I'm also not, I think it's going to be possibly more of the same bullshit that we've been seeing. Which, you know, I guess we'll see. Like, a reunion is either really good, and you're either like, oh my god, I got everything I wanted out of this reunion, or it's boring. And no questions get answered. And I have a feeling just that the reunion of this season of Beverly Hills is going to be more of the latter. But I guess let's see. The next show I really want to talk about is, well, I won't even say I really want to talk about it, because to be honest, I took one note watching the whole first episode. But it's The Valley. So The Valley just came back. I actually, I have not watched the second episode of The Valley yet that came out. But, like, my only note for the whole first episode was, I fucking love Tom Schwartz. And yeah, that's kind of what it boils down to. I mean, I really thought, to be honest, it's a lot more of the same as we've been seeing for the past couple seasons of The Valley. And I don't know, I don't know if just adding in like Lala and Tom Schwartz to the mix is, which they were already there last season. But I feel like they're, they're becoming more of like, kind of a main character energy of this season. But I just don't know if that's enough to shake up the, like, old drama of The Valley. Because to be honest, like, it's been the same storylines the whole way through, basically, since season one, you know, we have, oh my god, I literally can't even remember her name. That's how irrelevant she is. But oh my gosh, that's so bad. I literally am having to Google her name right now. The Valley cast. This is so fucked up. And I've literally watched every, it's actually like, when it first came out, it was like, one of my favorite, it was one of my favorite shows, like, when it first came out. Janet! There we go, Janet. That's how fucking boring she is. But the thing is, it's like, Janet just fighting with Kristen and most of the rest of them. And then Brittany just blindly blacking her. The only thing is different this season is we don't have Jax. But that kind of, like, as much as I hate Jax, and like, thank God he's fucking gone. He doesn't deserve, like, a single second of airtime. He's like, the worst person ever. But I will say, it just takes away an element of the drama that we're used to seeing every week, without actually adding anything new. You know, I'm trying to think of like, who did they add this season? Like, nobody, really. We have Jesse's fucking girlfriend, who's in the mix now, I guess, a bit. But like, I don't know, I don't really care about the whole, like, Jesse and Michelle thing that much. Again, I did at the beginning. But now it's just so overplayed that it's like, you know, who cares, really? Like, you should just be fully divorced. At this point. Oh, I will say, the end of the first episode where she was, or her and Tom Schwartz were flirting, Michelle, I did not fuck with that. And I really hope that does not become the storyline. Because Tom Schwartz is such a sweet boy. And has he fucked up so heavily? Yes, 1000%. But I genuinely think he is just like a child at heart. He's such like, I really feel like deep, like, at his core, he's a good person. And I actually really feel the opposite about Michelle. And I don't fuck with Jesse either. So please don't anyone think I'm Team Jesse. But I really like Michelle, like, she's such a, I don't know, she just seems really conceited. Or I don't know, there's something about Michelle I really don't like. I of course, you know, I like Britney. Yeah, I like Nia and Danny. Zach's okay. But like, you know, actually, I will say, Kristen, last season for me carried the show, carried the show. Love her so much. Like, she was just so top of her game for someone on a reality TV show. Without, you know, on Vanderpump Rules. She was top of her game, but she were like, Kristen's fucking nuts. I felt like last season of The Valley, I just really liked her. And I agreed with her on pretty much everything she said. And I kind of liked her storyline about, you know, her fertility journey. And yeah, so I hope to see more good things from Kristen this season. However, if things go like the first episode is kind of leading them to go, it's like her, going to be about her and Luke, not fucking. And that to me is just boring. Like, I don't care. If that's the drama they have for Kristen, like, let's just not because, yeah, it's just boring. Like, I don't care if she's fucking her husband or not. Like, and frankly, I don't think anyone else cares that much either. Like, it's not like that entertaining to watch, you know, that we need feuds, we need like, real level drama. And, you know, a married or about to be married couple's, you know, spat is not going to be enough for me, I have to say. So, again, this could all be moot what I'm saying, because I haven't seen the second episode. Maybe the second episode shit fucking pops the fuck off, who's to say? But at the moment, I'm very skeptical about what this season of The Valley is going to hold. The last thing that I want to talk about, before we move on to talk about the real Housewives of Rhode Island, on which I have so much to say, is I really want to just briefly mention Summer House, because I know, like, that's where all the main drama is right now. Unfortunately, for me, I started watching Summer House from the beginning, only like, a month ago. So, I am not up to date yet, which makes me so furious. Of course, I started watching it at like, the worst time ever. And then when I'm just trying to chase to get off to date, like all this crazy shit is happening. But I will say I started it a month ago. I'm already on season eight. So, I'm almost there. I think I've done really well for a month of viewing. And like, you know, I work full time. It's not like I'm sitting at home every day watching, you know, watching Summer House. It's literally like I have to carve time out of my day to try and catch up with Summer House. So, I, you know, I'm just at the point, or like, you know, in season eight, Wes gets introduced to the house. And it is crazy watching it because him and Sierra, like, really are hitting it off. So, it's gonna be interesting to see, for me, what ends up happening with that. And well, obviously, I know what ends up happening with that. But like, it's gonna be cool, I think, to see, knowing now to watch it and kind of see everything play out. I mean, I knew Amanda and Kyle were separated before I even started watching the show. And so, the whole show for me, watching it, start to finish knowing that information is a roller coaster. Because to be honest, like every single season bar, honestly, every single season bar season seven, which is the last season I just watched, you're really thinking like, these two need to, these two need to end it, these two need to break up, needs to be done. And, and Kyle does not come off great. So, I, it's like, it's crazy to see kind of how Amanda, like, fucked herself, because she would have come out so on top of this divorce, if it wasn't now for this stuff with Wes. So, that's really, it's interesting to me. Yeah, I'm gonna, by the time I record the next episode of this, I'm really gonna try and catch up on and be fully up to date on Summer House. Let's see how that goes. But if I do manage to do that, then I'll have much more to say about the whole Summer House of it all, I think, next, next episode. Now, to the main event, which is talking about the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Fuck yes. Okay, I've been hyped for the Real Housewives of Rhode Island to come out since it was, like, announced at BravoCon. Like, I, the last, and now, this is not fact-checked, I could be totally wrong about this, but to my knowledge, the last new Real Housewives city to come out was Salt Lake City, which is, I think, hands down, the best. And I think everyone agrees with me, the best Housewives city. So, I really was thinking this whole time, like, if they're coming to us with something new, they're trying to make this, like, the best shit that they've got. You know, they're not gonna come out with a new city after however many years and just have it be boring and black, like, no. I think they're seeing a pattern, to be honest, of, like, a lot of the older Housewives franchises being, like, becoming a bit dull. And, you know, I do think Beverly Hills was always there, you know, crowning glory, and then, you know, everyone that sees it is kind of thing. It's just a bit dull. And, like, even, I think Sarah Michelle Gellar was on a podcast where she's like, I love the Housewives, but this season of Beverly Hills is just not good. You know, we all love Orange County. Orange County is good. But again, like, not as good as when these shows first came out. I'm also not a fan. I don't think this is a controversial opinion, by any means, but I'm really not a fan of the recasting the whole, like, show, like they did with Vanderbilt Brules or Housewives of New York. Like, I hate that. I'm like, we watch something because we love it, because we love the people. And to be honest, like, hearing a lot of the podcasts from the Vanderbilt Brules crew and stuff like that, it's like, a lot of them would have come back for more seasons. And I think we would have been missing Ariana, but whatever, but they, not whatever. I mean, we love Ariana, but they could have just, I think, brought in some new people and just kept the show going. And I was doing a little bit of, I say research, but it was just like me looking up stuff out of curiosity. But I was, I was looking up what the ratings for the new Vanderbilt Brules season were, because to be honest, like anyone I know that watches reality TV, even that watched Vanderbilt Brules has not watched the new season of Vanderbilt Brules. And when I looked it up, it's like, literally lost, like, I think 60% of their viewership, like it was a crazy number. And so it like, it just doesn't work. It doesn't work to just totally revamp an already existing, like beloved show. But I think what does work is bringing us something super fresh, so new, like the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. So let's get into it. I will say that because it's been so long since A New City of the Housewives, I did kind of forget that in the first episode, they basically just have to spend the whole episode introducing everyone. And like a little bit of drama can happen. But because they really have to, like, take you around to every single person, show you their house, show you their lifestyle, show you their family or whatever. Like, not that much can happen in the first episode. So yeah, I did. Like, not that I was expecting huge drama, or like, I think once I started watching it, I was like, Oh, yeah, I remember like, this is how it goes. But I think I was so hyped for it. And then it was like, Oh, this introductory episode, this is nice. So I guess, like, just first impressions from from that first episode of Rhode Island. I kind of took some notes. And I'm looking at them now and kind of going like, Oh my god, these are so stupid. I wrote Kelsey, open relationship. Which to be honest, even after watching Episode Two is like kind of Kelsey's whole shtick. It's like her whole storyline, which, you know what, I don't fucking mind because there hasn't been that before. I we have not seen that before, to my knowledge. So it's cool. It's fun. It's like, I'm, I'm interested to see like, how this dynamic works. And like, will we ever? Will we ever get to meet the mysterious, like boyfriend who owns her huge mansion house? Like, let's see. I'm looking Rosie. Rosie, first episode, I hated. Rosie, first episode, I was like, she's annoying. She's a whiner. She's like, she is like a shitster, but like, not in a good way. She's not like giving icon. Second episode, I, which I'm gonna go into, like the second episode way more, because I've so much say that second episode, but like, for me, the second episode, I didn't hate her as much. I'm not by any means saying she's one of my favorites. But like, the first episode, she really bothered me. The second episode, I was kind of like, okay. Okay. Ashley, Ashley from Bachelor in Paradise. I watched her season of Bachelor in Paradise. You know, her and her husband seem cute. I do know, she's not the most feisty. So I'm, I'm, I'm excited to see what she can bring to the table. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Seeing all the other girls, like, if she has what it takes to go up against these other bitches. But I guess, I guess let's see, I will say, there's a scene of her talking to her husband, I think about his coffee shop, to be honest, I really can't remember what they were talking about. But they're in their house. She's sitting. Oh, no, it was literally they're not in their house. She was at the coffee shop, right? She sits down, and she just starts picking off her shellac from her fingers, like she starts picking off her nail polish from her fingernails, and then just like laying it out on top of her laptop. And I literally I don't know if anyone else caught that I was disturbed. I literally was like, what the fuck is going on? This is so disgusting. And her husband just like chatting to her like, I'm like, does she do this often? And then her hands must have looked so ratchet after I was just like, no. Saying that, like I was disturbed at that moment. I do like Ashley, I have nothing against her. So I guess let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Period. With Ashley. Um, Liz, I'm really fucking with from the first episode. Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, whatever her name is. She's fine for now. I guess let's see. I think she does have it in her to like maybe like go toe to toe in like a big fight. So let's see. I mean, that could be. That could be. I don't know. I'm not getting much from her at the moment. And staying on the first episode. I have to say, Joellen for me. My absolute favorite. Right off the bat. She is giving a high. Excuse me. She's giving housewife icon. She's giving going down in Hall of Fame. Like, when they're at the beach picnic, and Rosie's like, I heard you were bitching about the wine I brought. And she's like, the wine you brought was very, very cheap. I'm like, slay slay. I love like, that was so fun. Like, unbelievable. So funny. So funny. You know, Rosie to the Fourth of July party bringing her bouquet of fire. It's just so like, you are not helping yourself, girl. Like, this is so not good for you. Like, so not, you know, I don't know. I don't know if you think you're restoring your image. But you're definitely not. And yeah, I just, I don't know. I just, I just thought it was like, really strange. Okay, cut here. I don't know if she really thought with that firework bouquet that she was giving. I have no idea. But she was not. It was it was so trashy. That's, that's such a bad. It's not that bad. It was trashy. It looks it was very white trashy. It just did not look good. I hated it. Also, the fact that Rosie's husband is a Frank Sinatra impersonator is hilarious to me. Like all these other husbands are like doctors, businessmen, they own 10 businesses and da da da. And then Rosie's like, yeah, my husband like sings Frank Sinatra songs on the weekend. Like, it's so, so stupid. So funny. It like really, really brought a lot of joy to me. Um, kind of going on to Episode Two, something I do need to bring up is Liz and her husband, Jerry being fully related, fully related, like, um, that was, that was kind of crazy to me. I just feel like they really, they kind of mentioned it like a little bit in the first episode. But when they said like related, in the first episode, I kind of fully thought it was going to be like, you know, fifth, sixth cousins, which I mean, to me, to be honest, I get kind of like, I get a little, I mean, probably good, but I get really like, ached out by any family related. It's just so gross to me. So even fifth, sixth cousins, I'd be like, Oh, that's not great. That's not great. But in this, no, oh my gosh, it wasn't even in the second episode. You know what it was? I watched the after show podcast for the first episode. And, and it was, she was sitting down with Kelsey, I believe. And they start talking about it. And she's like, Well, yeah, like our, I think their first cousins, they were saying something about like her grandparents or his grandparents or something. And she was like, Well, it's the 30s. Like, no one knew about that stuff. To me, to me. That is fully insane. Like, to me, I really, I was really, really like, I did not like that at all. It's so funny, too, because it's like, she says this, and to be honest, if someone said that to me, I'd be like, wait, so that means your first cousins, your first cousins, just to clarify that your first cousins, is that what we're saying? Like, it's just crazy to me that, you know, there's all this stuff going on about cheating. There's all this stuff going on about like, people's, you know, like Kelsey's open relationship and everything. And not one person is being like, Liz, you and your husband are first cousins. Like, if, if I knew someone that was married to their first cousin, anytime we got in a slight disagreement, that's what I'd be bringing up that that is exactly what I would be bringing to the table. I'd be like, well, you're you fuck your first cousin, so I'm doing fine. Like, I just think it's crazy. It's crazy. So I don't think they will bring it up more. Just judging by the couple of episodes that they really haven't talked about at all. It was genuinely just in the after show podcast. I hope they talk about it. I don't think they will. But I just feel like we all skipped past that very quickly. Like, it's incest. Like, she's like, oh, I raised his kids with my own. I'm like, thank God. Thank God you guys didn't have your own kids. They probably would come out with like, webbed feet. Like, oh my god, it's crazy to me. It's crazy to me. Yeah, anyway, saying all that. I love Liz. Actually, she's like, at the moment, we're only on episode two, of course. But at the moment, she is my second favorite, like right behind JoEllen. So yeah, I like Liz. I just like, I feel like that was like way too brushed over. And I just think it's crazy. So I had to, I had to kind of debrief that myself. Yeah, I have a note here that says, I'm doubling down on loving JoEllen for now, for now. But I really am. In both episodes, she's it for me. She is, she's like the Teresa Giudice. She's, you know, she's, I'm trying to think like Lisa Barlow, but not even. She's not as much of an icon as Lisa Barlow quite yet. You know what I mean? She's like, she's gonna be, I was just saying, Kristen Doty carried the last season of The Valley. Like, that's it. She's gonna be like, I'm thinking, you know, I was relating her a lot, actually, to Kenya Moore in my head. And I can see her pulling off like an iconic Kenya Moore haircare, like type of situation. So I don't know. Let's see. But yeah, I'm really thinking she's giving like, the villain icon kind of energy for now, which is my favorite part. That's why we watch these shows is to see people like, fucking go at each other. And it's also like, it's such a skill. It's such a skill to be able to rip someone to shreds. And to be honest, you know, do I think she's a good person? No. But do I think she's the best for reality TV? Absolutely. It's kind of what I was saying about Jax, too. I like hate, and no, I'm actually not because I hate Jax. And like, I really think it's gross that they gave him airtime for so long. However, he brings good reality TV at the end of the day. Like, we don't watch to see people like Tiffany and have tea and, you know, have a nice, pleasant chat. We, we watch it to see people scream at each other. And the most satisfying way to watch people argue is like when someone's a really good arguer when someone's a really good fighter. And I just feel like Joellen has that in her. I really do. I think she's, she's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. And I just feel like Joellen has that in her. I really do. I think she's, she's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. And I just feel like Joellen has that in her. I really do. I think she's, she's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. 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She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. For this season. I can see it for Liz, too. She's going to bring some like top tier entertainment. Maybe this is just the way that all the men are. I don't know. I was just kind of like, oh, this is just like what the men do in Rhode Island. I don't know. But it does seem like huge. It doesn't seem like any of the husbands on this season are faithful 100%. So it's going to be interesting. And I feel like all the women are also super sensitive about it, apart from Kelsey, which is great for us. Because I feel like this is going to be, there's going to be a lot of tea spilled, I feel like. To go back, I guess, to where we were talking about Rula. It felt crazy to me that she's like, oh, my God, this stupid bitch whore. I fucking hate her. And then she's like, my angel husband is not cheating anymore. He's wonderful, da, da, da. And then Liz is trying to say, well, girl, like, maybe, maybe no. Like, maybe you need to think about it. We've all seen things around the town. And then Rula's saying, well, when you birth your own children, it's a different story. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I literally cut myself off there from the top because I gasped. Gasped. Gagged. Gasped. Gasped isn't a thing, but maybe I'll make it a thing. Gasped. I gasped. What the actual fuck? And she goes, I didn't mean it that way. That's literally verbatim exactly what you said. So please tell me the way in which you did mean it. Please. And this is why it was so funny to me. Or not funny to me, but I guess like, Liz just totally let that pass. And this is where I'm like, girly, we need you to up your game a little bit because this is why I love Joellen is because I fucking guarantee you someone said that shit or anything like that to Joellen, it would have been a Teresa Giudice fucking flip the table moment. In all honesty, I really feel that way. And that's why I love her so far. And it's like, if someone said shit like that to me, like, fuck you, bitch. And I just felt like Liz really let it go. And to me, we're watching a reality show and moments like that, moments that pass like that, I feel at least disappointed. I'm like, oh, that could have been such a good fight. And then it just kind of, you know, whatever. But yeah, I guess my bets on the ruler situation is that she has a fucking airtight prenup. Because even in her interactions with this man, it's like, she doesn't even seem to like him. Like, at all, let alone love him. And to be honest, I don't blame her. Like, look at him. And then it was so funny. There was actually such a funny moment in season two, in episode two, when they're talking about her husband, Brian. And she's like, yeah, he's whatever the fuck a fuck doctor is. He's like, she's like, yeah, he's that. He does a lot of surgeries. He does this. And then it pans to him or it like, it like, transitions to him. And it is him going, okay, I will book you in that for that ingrown toenail appointment, some point this week. And it's like, it was one of the best, I was like, phenomenal editing, phenomenal. It was so, so, so funny to me. So funny to me. He does a lot of surgeries. He's very important. And then it's like, yes, sir, I will book you in for that ingrown toenail appointment. Like I just I really died at that. I thought that was so fucking funny. So good. Just peak entertainment. And that's, you know, that's what we're here for. Yeah, I don't know with with Rula. I mean, maybe she leaves them and that'll be great. To be honest, I haven't looked any of them up on Instagram yet. I will at the end of the season. But I don't want to I don't like when I go on preemptively and like spoil things for myself. It's like, it'll be cool to watch this as we go. And just see how things pan out for them. Like with Kelsey, I'm super interested, like, does she stay with this man who lets her just live in a big mansion for free, even though he has another girlfriend? Because like, to be honest, girl, it doesn't seem like she was another boyfriend. So like, it doesn't seem like a terrible deal to me. I know she wants kids and stuff. So that could be obviously the deal breaker there. But like, I, I can see why she stayed in this situation for so long. I don't know if that's going to be a common opinion. But like, I would have, I definitely would have. I think that's like, you get to be alone six months of the year living in a mansion, and you get to have your own extra boyfriend if you want and just like not pay for anything. I mean, that sounds sick. Like, give me that life, please. I'll take it. One thing I will say about Kelsey though, is she was super rude to her, like cleaning lady in her house, which gave me really bad vibes about her. She just kind of treated her like shit. She was like, open the door, I have someone here. Like, I don't know, I just didn't. And she's like, yeah, she's a live-in, she lives with me. And I'm like, well, like, if she's around all the time when you treat this one with a bit of respect, like I just, I know a lot of people that have had or have live-in, you know, housekeepers, my boyfriend actually being one of them. And his family, like, love their housekeeper, like really, really, like, treat her like part of the family. And, you know, I know that sounds so fucking conceited, whatever. But it's like, it's not even, doesn't even have to go that deep. But it's like, just treat them with a bit of respect. It's like when people are rude to waiters, it's like, oh my God, like, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's just, I was going to say it, like, seems ignorant, and it feels like it comes from a place of like, where you've never had to work a day in your life. But obviously, look, she hasn't. And maybe I'm jealous of that. Like, she just hasn't had to work a day in her life. She met this guy when she was like 20, and she's lived in a mansion ever since. And I'm like, okay, maybe, maybe I'd be rude to people too, if I just never had to learn, like, what a hard day's work looks like. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. So, look, I'm on the fence about Kelsey at the moment. She's, she's, yeah, it was, it was almost like she was irrelevant to me. Like, I was just going to be like, okay, I'll see how things go with her. She's not rubbing me either way. But then, with this thing of her being super rude, I was just like, I don't love that. So, I guess, let's see. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know with Kelsey. You know, it was super funny, though, because Kelsey was, like, the reason the whole scene with the housekeeper happened is because she was having Alicia over for drinks or whatever. And, like, the only thing that I remember from that conversation was Alicia being like, yeah, driving's not for me. I ran over a woman. That, that to me was so funny. And then the producer goes, what do you mean you ran over a woman? She's like, I ran over a woman. I don't, driving's not for me. I'm like, wait, I need to know what happened. Like, what happened? Did you kill her? I take it no, because maybe then you would say I killed a woman. But, like, you ran over a woman? In what context? And she was also talking about driving on the freeway. So, I'm like, you ran over a woman while you were driving on the freeway? Like, how did that happen? It just, it was so, so random, so funny that, yeah, I'm just, I need more to that story. And I have not watched the after show podcast of episode two yet. So, maybe that's something they ask her. That would be super funny. I guess I'll see. I just, I just loved that moment so much. Yeah, it was great. It was kind of, to be honest, because Alicia, like I kind of said, is so so for me at the moment. I'm not sure how I feel about her. So, for her to have, like, a really funny moment like that, I was like, okay, maybe I'm warming to her. She also had a really funny line about Ashley's outfit going to the vineyard. She's like, Ashley's outfit is different. And you know what, Ashley's outfit was different. I was watching, and then my boyfriend came home. So, I was saying, like, hello for a second. And then I turned back to the TV. And Ashley was wearing her, like, Medieval Times dress. And I literally, I didn't hear that they were going to the vineyard. So, I was like, oh, my God, they're doing like a cute themed thing. And then when she goes on the bus, I was like, oh, they must be going to literally like Medieval Times or something. That's so cute. And then when they go on the bus with all the other women, and they're all dressed normally, I was like, wait, what's happening? And then they start talking about wine tasting. I'm like, wait, that's her outfit for wine tasting? Like, it really looked like a costume, which, you know, no, hey, Ashley is a stunning girl. Her outfits are, you know, they're kind of basic, but I just thought this was so funny. Like, it really, like, you know, it looked like a costume and not in the Bronwyn Newport way. Not like high fashion glam. It literally looks like, oh, I'm going to the, like, I'm going to the fair for the evening. Like, it really, really, really looked like a milkmaid costume or something. It was not good. It was not good. But hey, Ashley, you're drop dead gorgeous. So you're great in every other way, I guess. I guess, moving on to the vineyard. The vineyard. So I'm trying to go back in my head. I okay, okay. So yes, sorry. So I'm remembering now. So it was a So it was at the lunch, Liz, Kelsey, Rula, that it all gets brought up about Rula's husband cheating, da da da. And then that's when it's mentioned that Joe Ellen is the one who found the pictures and shared them with Rula. I'm not fully understanding because then it was like, oh, and Joe Ellen, like shared it with everyone else and da da da. I don't know. I don't know. I guess we'll see. But it was it was great then to like, okay, we get to the vineyard, and it gets brought up that Rula is coming. Now, as we all know, Rula did not come. But it was so like, another fantastic moment with Joe Ellen is, yeah, she's with Kelsey in the, in the vines, the vineyard. And they're literally, she's like, by the way, Rula's coming. She's like, why? What the fuck? Like this stupid bitch. And she had some really good, like points where she's like, why the fuck? What the fuck is it to do with me that her husband is cheating on her? Like, that's literally like, why does she keep dragging me into it? And yeah, I felt like now, I will say, again, I don't know, to the extent, or like, to what extent Joe Ellen has been spreading this shit around the town. But it sounds like everybody's talking about the affair. And so then it really felt to me like Rula is actually just shooting the messenger here, because everyone at that table, when it got brought up, agreed that, yeah, this guy's still having an affair. And we all know, and she's in denial. And we all know she's in denial. But like, we all know what's going down. And so if everyone fully believes that has seen things for themselves, I mean, I don't know, I don't know how much light Joe Ellen specifically is really like shedding on the situation. You know what I mean? It seems like, it seems like everybody just believes this anyways, regardless of what like Joe Ellen is going to say. And then, I mean, I guess it's not nice to see pictures of your husband with another woman, it's probably not great. But, but Rula is literally shooting the messenger it in this situation in, again, in my opinion. And I, yeah, I guess we'll see. But then Joe Ellen talking about how Rula and her husband wrote to her employer. That is fucking crazy. That's nuts to me. Like, writing to someone's employer, just saying what, this bitch caught my husband eating and he's spreading it around town. Like, that's not grounds for termination in my, like, I just don't know. First of all, I guess I don't know if it's true. But if it is true, I really have no idea at all, like what they were hoping to achieve with that. Like, it just seems like what you, you literally think that like, like, do you actually, okay, cut there. Do you literally think that writing to her employer being like, this woman is ruining my marriage is going to get her fired? Like, I just think that's crazy. Like, no, at most, your employer is going to be like, keep your personal bullshit out of the office. I don't want these people reaching out to me. But it's not grounds to get fired. That you, like, whatever you do in your personal life, unless I feel like it's, you know, disparaging to your company or whatever. I really don't think it's any of your employer's business. And I don't think the employers care to know either, to be honest. Like, I would, I would say, like, probably being on a reality TV show is more grounds for being fired than whatever the fuck Rula was trying to say. So I just thought that was crazy. I hope we get some more. I hope that gets expanded on because, yeah, just, I don't know, just that seemed wild. And then they kind of again, just like brush past it. And I was like, wait, I kind of, I kind of want more from that. The housewives of Rhode Island. You know, I'm thinking of the dinner, drinks, wine tasting or whatever at the at the winery when they're all sitting around the table. Like, there was some really good fun moments there. Like finding out Ashley lost her virginity at 29. Crazy. I feel like I knew that from Bachelor in Paradise, but I don't actually remember. So I mean, I probably knew that. But I feel like, at a table with all of these, like, hardcore, Rhode Island women, you know, I just thought like, it was Kelsey, I think it's like, I lost my virginity at 14. And I was like that. Yeah, like, they're probably all like, what the fuck? This girl's crazy. It kind of, it seems like that's like a big culture, maybe in Rhode Island. So maybe it explains more of the husband's like, super risky behavior. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I guess at that table, it did get like, fully confirmed. Kelsey does have another boyfriend on top of the boyfriend of the house she lives in. So she is polyamorous. She is polyamorous, not polygamous. She's polyamorous, which that's, honestly, I think, and they probably will, but they really, I think they should dive into that storyline, because it's the first time truly. I mean, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I really do think it's the first time in any of the housewives where we've had like an openly polyamorous relationship deal. 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