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Session 11 - Sam

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Oh I did I got a seven Although I to be fair it did accidentally roll one while I was figuring out how that thing works But I'm gonna go with the seven. Oh Perfect, then I got a seven no caveats Man Oh Wait, I should be adding my constitution bonus, right? Okay, so that's one more so I'm in 34 total health Okay, so I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus I'm going to add my constitution bonus He's our Naruto Well, would you rather be Sasuke cuz that leaves Naruto to Wyatt That's her I think I'm more of a guy Lee kind of guy I Blame blame the Academy for forcing everybody to fight right-handed. Am I right? To a total of 34 and also gained the uncanny dodge ability, which means that Once attack rolls have been rolled and hit damage has been determined. I can make the choice to take half damage Once as a reaction and I believe that's once per long rest No, you're joking me Get out of town That fucks so hard Okay, well I'm into that then Okay, so it's only actual melee attacks and ranged attacks, yeah, okay cool Wow Wow, okay, that's crazy. I I I guessed once for long rest because I couldn't find an actual limit on it, but makes sense Happy to have it. I'm also sneaky. Okay Hmm Hmm You can dodge the ground You just have to jerk yourselves upwards very quickly That's important, yeah, I need to make sure that goes through yeah, okay You See Christian, this is why you're the DM You Doran is lying on his back staring at the sky a Thing he's been doing Since he laid down I did not realize it was sunny. So that makes less sense. Let's go. Hold on. Can I And Doran just accepts it meekly the first time in his goddamn life You Good real good real real good. How are you feeling? Cloud That Are you? I'm assuming that's a metaphor Idaho in which case yes my impending death I Feel really good about it. Thank you. Yeah, just excited mostly I Look Idaho, I'm I'm sorry. I Know you're trying to help. Yeah, I'm very nervous It's okay. We've got other stuff to worry about these Fire and ice people are going to be here soon I'd like that, buddy You You Door and I'm gonna Doran has sat up and begun counting out coffee beans I'm going to count out 20 coffee beans for my morning coffee Of course, I don't know why I need a luck check wait Hold on I can't find my luck check. How do I do a luck check? Thank God. Okay. I was like thought I was going crazy Ten You finally did it you son of a bitch Doran grinds up his 20 coffee beans and Proceeds to make a cup of coffee I Yeah, I was there's a campfire right so I got with some water going over the fire, yeah Yeah, normally coffee beans and hot water two main ingredients You You Can hear me now good You why don't we ask him You It's fine with me myself You I Love traps Hold on whoa, these are God's Then why'd you say it cuz that's like a big thing to say if they're not God's Well, we've been fighting elementals for quite some time now, um, that could be it right I mean I mean, I think they would if they're God's I Mean as much as anyone is we we all know that God's exist no point ignoring them You Well, I mean I don't necessarily Respect all gods the same but listen, Idaho My point is if there's two literal gods coming to kill us, I just feel like that's something we should all Be on the same page about You okay, do we know which one we want to win? All right, well traps it is then You That's true You Isn't that Well, I must kill the past How are you going to see me tomorrow if we kill the future, Idaho Frankly I've never been a big fan Look you guys this is a big deal Look you guys this is crazy. Okay, they're coming here. Let's just go wait for them If we don't know if they're gonna be friendly We don't even know what kind of trap we can set if they're God's they're not gonna fall in a pit Mordred I Look if you think it'll help I'm game I'm game Yeah, like we used to use for catching rabbits Today we get to find out today we get to find out what the difference is between a rabbit and a god You Sorry second, sorry I I I Mean I've got Trap them I Know I'm on board. I'm on board I Feel like I may have been pulling up the rear I Mean reasonably far back I think yeah, well just like cuz I think that's also kind of the role that he takes up for himself is to stay at the back and Watch the rear and kind of have his bow ready and just keep his eyes out, you know Yeah Great question, I was gonna ask the same thing What noise Wow We do we do we do You Yeah, not a great one not a great one You guys You're missing there's a bigger point here. Why are there traps here? I Could I could I just get Doran is gonna try and hide I I Maybe that's why they call him Brutus. Oh Yes, let's go Brutus This whole body changed That's kind of apropos now of all times it fits Although coyotes don't really bark they kind of screech Like that don't I won't I won't do that again. Oh That's probably for the best I'm just I Don't know I adapt to turn my sound suppression off and I'm kind of regretting making that noise to begin with No, I think I might just like I might just I might just take this like natural Like mulligan that I've been given by life and just roll with it, right So you you'll never know what my coyote might have sounded like. Oh shucks But the but the listener will know if Christian chooses Right on hopefully the rest of our audience feels the same We should just switch to the friends naming convention for episodes this could be the one with the coyote I Actually don't like friends very much but that's the second thing It's fine. It's just dated. It didn't age. Well, and it ought to know it by now You You By the way, Doran has Sneakily climbed a tree So I'm up a tree. I Can help check all day long. That's Wait, do I have advantage am I partially obscured? Well, I thought it was raining it was raining in my face a few minutes ago And then the Sun came out so that I don't get advantage That's fair, okay, I got a 14 I got a 14 I Mean the result would be the same I I Have the finger there's a reason that I hide I'm how can I deceive when she hasn't even seen me? I I Fine and I don't Doran just like drops out of a tree I Yeah, sorry, I thought you were gonna try and kill us No that no, I was mean that was me yeah, I was the one who did that um, yeah, but the How about that also and another quick question is who invites their guests in by mind controlling them Okay, because that was a bit suspect I believe I am You You You Does this count as being charmed No, okay Then that's a 10 for me Yikes I got a 10 Oh, wait, are we are we You So to be clear we're all in the zone those who failed are under the effect of the spell and those who did not are not You Yes, I like that a lot You I'm not You So six so six turns pass I I guess there's more 10 have to be 10 You Yeah, I'm totally good with that You You Okay, so Allow me to say something we have good reason to believe that we actually need the finger in order for us to get home or Open a door or something. So If I Lend you the finger. Will you? Give it back and maybe let us know what you find out I You Mordred that's actually such a good point. We could just kill them You What about me Well, I mean there's nothing new about that is there You You You You You You To be fair I actually think I might have been the one who did the majority of the killing To be fair she's often mad at me. Yeah, she was very upset You Well, what's she gonna do what's she gonna run off with you guys put on a mask and give up her old life What is it? What are you? What is your alternative? You Okay You know what fuck this Idaho you decide I'm giving the finger to Idaho You You You You You You You You For what it's worth also life is pretty terrifying to almost everyone so Pretty much par for the course there You You I Don't know you got to give him the finger I do you got to You You You Thank you You You You I would like to as we're walking. Can I fall back to tour and folk? I kind of thought you were gonna kill us when we gave you that thing Now I don't really blame you I I'm sorry that I hurt you. It wasn't what I meant to do and I thought you were gonna kill us Okay You Yeah, well you don't need to apply blame for that necessarily but Cool You Whoa It turns out mid-season boss is mesmer Right That's right big shout out to Gur Martin I I Guess it's his name. It's fair enough. It's his name or it's your name not his You All right, darn raises hand You They're both kind of fiery apparently You About 12 years You Do you know who else it might be You The you Well, I mean it says I believe we're talking to tour right? Yeah tour Well, then I think we have to assume it's him You Look Idaho, all I know is that if I am gonna live it's not gonna be in the past If there's a life for me it's in the future We talked about this before I I really don't think the God of the past is our friend You How fuck You Guys what was that? Did you see anything? My hand just felt like it got stabbed I don't even know what to think of that Which God gave us these marks? You Yeah, well we know that and we'll probably always resent you for it but we need a better answer than that No, he owned me You Hmm Yeah, I mean I I agree I agree I don't know I'm stressed let's just It's okay, it's fine. I trust you guys. That's that's enough for now You What Hmm You You You The jealous coyote angle is something I could not even considered Oh No, it did it got it Come on put him in coach You Oh You That's the vibe I'm getting I'm getting Yeah, that's right That's right, I'm I'm kind of getting like Criss Angel as performed by Michael Murray Um, Sarah that was amazing. Oh My god You no cutoff my life is my own again Yeah, that's true I haven't eaten but that's beside the point Launch Launch Like like t-minus zero like launch go Um Doran's gonna run for a tree pretty much ASAP Yeah, so I'm running for a tree I'm going to try and hide behind it Excellent I take note of that You Okay That's not a hundred Fahrenheit, but you're a good Canadian boy Well, that'd be in like the 80s or 90s probably. Yeah Yeah Yeah, like a hundred and a hundred is like in the like 40 41 sort of area Definitely makes it seem like Dorman just runs for a tree at the first time But what if we just have like a like a flame stallion running around kicking people You Okay, so to be clear instead of a horse we have a very long alligator Oh Horse size dog fire dog that sounds like a mount to me Oh No Oh Would it be fair to call those temporary hit points Duly noted You Doran's still hiding You You Does he know you You You You You You Hmm You You You You You You You You Hold on now and Doran's gonna step around the tree In no way is any of the pain caused by their shitty father the fault of hope Oh everybody run You You It's an 11 for me You You You That's a 20 You 30 20 for Doran You You You You You You I basically never eat at reasonable hours I I'm not like strictly opposed to eating earlier. It's just that today it just didn't happen I didn't get home from work until like after 6 and then Which would be 7 for you guys Well, sorry, right? Yeah. I mean I had my last Group meeting that goes went till 5 they gave me a blue UBC sweater and a Beer mug with the word with UBC on it Look see look at me Not so much really You Mm-hmm You You You You You What You Yikes You You You Nice well, I'm still back in the trees. So I'm gonna try and hide somewhere in the trees there and then go for a sneak attack on the man, the hot man You Stealth at 24 And Ranged is going to go 19 to hit Mac and and that's at 80 over 320 so I should be well within my range Okay, and then gonna roll sneak attack as well for a total of 18 damage You Am I still hiding for his counter-attack role or did I expose myself on my attack? Okay There does seem to be a gaping hole in my chest at some point, yes It could could be could be that would be poetic Behind a tree. Well, I mean I stepped out to take my shot In the woods is what I've got So that's technically by trees tends to be congruent with that yet Oh Okay, um, no, I'm gonna Seeing that Dash away for other cover so that whatever the hell he does to follow up is not going to hit me and I'm gonna try and hide again with my bonus action Two bonus actions baby kind of cunning action cunning action Every turn. Yeah, of course. I know it's a vanilla class, but it's got some perks That's a 28 Yeah You Can I ask a quick question out of character do I still have the dagger of removal, okay We don't know Right to Mordor You You You So Catoa Okay, I'm bringing out the calculator give me a second It's the inverse tip Did you just do a negative tan function in your head Why it's opposite over adjacent You So opposite over adjacent There's no hypotenuse involved I Don't need the angle You did yeah, you were very clear about it You You You You You You You What What What You You You Oh Sugar something sugar gliders You You You So I'm gonna step out and take a shot at the elemental that's chasing the group of animals And so obviously gonna go for a headshot and let's see that is a 21 No, I don't know how it could 21 to hit Amazing then we're going to go for a another 18 You Excellent well, I'm gonna slip back into the shadows as per usual and that will be a 18 Do I get advantage, I don't know I I don't think so. I think it's just a regular. It's just a regular stealth check, right? Okay, yep Hmm Yeah You You Yeah, I'm 72 spaces away You You What Oh rickety rickety rickety roll my god One in 400 chance for the record You You You You You You But you're you're you should stay prone because then you're actually protected against melee attacks a little bit what What a oh is it ranged attacks how yeah, sorry had that backwards my bad my bad Yes Look at that I Would love to hear a joke, I love jokes You So there's a priest a rabbi and an atheist And Well, I'm probably will help a bit at least Yep You Okay You You Hmm hold that You You You You You You You You You You Yeah, he does we all do It's a fucking terrible roll You What You You What 13 Well, we still haven't seen the bardic inspiration come in have we oh you did, okay You You You You You You No, I thought that was dope You Me and me and Idaho have been consistently attacking last guy past guy I Just 100% am convinced that the past is not the solution to Doran's problems Whose turn is it? You You You You You You You You You You So, I think I want to dash twice and That gives me a hundred and five movement speed and at least 15 of that could be a jump Not if I'm dashing twice not if I'm dashing twice I guess so in any case I got a hundred and five movement You I've been yeah, I've been reading in those limits in any case point is point is I'm not in a tree I'm behind a tree or I'm slick slinking around in the undergrowth point is I want to run to him and stab him in the back with my dagger of removal and This be the fiery god of the past Yeah, I I do have it up I mean So it's based on your strength score so you can if you've moved 10 feet Immediately before the jump you make a jump based on your strength score plus your athletics check If I'm reading this correctly Each foot you clear costs a foot of movement Yeah for running running long jump is your your acrobat or your athletics plus your strength That's what I'm reading so for me Yeah Yeah, you look it up you're you're much better with this than I am oh That's it no, that's an obstacle. Yeah. Okay. Sorry Okay I Rolled two fours somehow, so I I got the the opposite of Wyatt's roll. I got two ones Yeah Fuck Oh, I'm unconscious Because I took a bunch of damage when I came into the fight You gave damage to all of us 16 16 each so I took the five bonus HP I had plus the Am I crazy You No No, there was a okay. Maybe I'm just maybe I just got that wrong I guess that would put me at 14 total I Thought I took I thought I took 16 damage on the way in I don't know why I Thought everybody did on the way in 16 damage each at one point no oh Okay, maybe that was just them I Recorded it because you said you all took 16 damage, but maybe it was just Mordred's crew Okay, okay sure well then that leaves me at 14 You Okay, well I'm gonna make it to him and Yeah, I'm gonna keep running half-charred as I am and try and stab him in the back with my dagger removal Okay, I'm gonna keep running half-charred as I am and try and stab him in the back with my dagger removal Okay, I'm gonna keep running half-charred as I am and try and stab him in the back with my dagger removal Okay, I'm gonna keep running half-charred as I am and try and stab him in the back with my dagger removal Okay, I'm gonna keep running half-charred as I am and try and stab him in the back with my dagger removal Okay, I'm gonna keep running 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