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In this episode of the Sports Circus Podcast, the hosts discuss the NFL Power Rankings and NBA winning teams. They talk about Julio Jones on the Eagles and his performance in the Dolphins game. They also discuss the Bears' recent win and the struggles of the Panthers and Broncos. The hosts give their rankings for various teams, including the Cardinals, Giants, Titans, Chargers, Buccaneers, and Packers. They also mention the Patriots' record and performance. Welcome to another great episode of the Sports Circus Podcast. I'm your host, Ruben, and today, Owen Carlson, your co-host, is back. Hello, everybody. It is good to be back. Today, we'll be sharing the NFL Power Rankings with you, along with NBA winning teams. We'll start with the NFL Team Power Rankings. I just want to hear your thoughts on Julio Jones on the Eagles. I was watching the Dolphins game and he didn't play very much. I feel like because they already have A.J. Brown and Devontae Smith, and I feel like if he does play well the next game, they're going to get him more involved. And if he doesn't play well next game, he's not going to play at all. That Dolphins game was kind of a letdown. Yeah, we had no offensive line. We were down to our third-string, not quarterback, we were down to our third-string center. We also have no secondary, so that was tough to watch. And also, we'll talk about it probably more later, but the Bears winning is kind of a letdown. I know, Tyson Bajan. Tyson Bagel or whatever his name is. Tyson Bajan went nuts. Bagel. Bagel. All right, we'll start with the NFL Team Power Rankings. You can go first with your number 32. I got the Panthers. I thought it was everybody knows that the Panthers waste their draft pick on 5'10", Bryce Young. He is not turning out what everybody thought he would be. Right now, they're 0-6. The only reason why they don't even have a good team is they don't even have a good team. The only reason why they're staying in the Gulf War right now is because Adam Thielen has went nuts. I totally agree with this. And with Bryce Young as a young quarterback, they'll probably, as they're going now, they'll get Caleb Williams, which is like the next Tom Brady. No, they won't get Caleb Williams because they gave their first draft pick to the Bears. Which is great. Bears for the win. Bears for the win. Yeah. The Bears get the first pick again this year, and the Panthers are in second. We're seeing they get one and two picks. So, my Tyson Bagel is really good. But with the Panthers, with Bryce Young, who hasn't been a really good quarterback, but he's also really young, so there's a lot more to see. But they're also my 32, so we share that there. Yeah. At 31, I have the Bears. They're 2-5. This is a terrible take. Tyson Bagel is going to turn into a Bagels. He doesn't play well. He played well. I don't know who that is, but that was the Raiders defense. They have one good player, Max Crosby, who they actually somehow contained. And that's why they're – and Tyson Bagent with Justin Fields. Do you know how long Justin Fields is out? I think a couple weeks, but I don't know. Once Justin Fields gets back, we're going to stop even more. I would say Tyson Bagent, and they're going to stay at 31. They're at my 29, which I will probably get there in a second. But I think it's very disrespecting to D.J. Moore and the other good players. Who's the other good player? D.J. Moore is the only good player in that team. I didn't say anything else. My 31 is the Cardinals. I think they could be good. They're 1-6 right now, I think, right? Yeah, they're 1-6. They don't have Keller Murray at all. The other guy is doing really well. He's doing really well, but their defense hasn't gotten a win. No, they've also faced pretty hard teams with good offenses, like 49ers. I used to say 1. If they somehow want to get to maybe a 500 record, they're going to need to win a lot more games. They need Kyler back. Not that Romero-Dobbs is good, but he doesn't have the arm strength as Kyler. Yeah, and they're also going to need that defense to stiffen up. Yeah, well, who's your 30? I have the Cardinals there, probably because of their defense. If they were higher, say they had a good defense, I'd maybe put them in my low 20s because Romero-Dobbs has played well, but their schedule is one of the hardest in the NFL, and that's why they're above the Bears right now. Yeah, I agree with everything you said on the Cardinals because they're just not doing so hot. They just need Keller Murray. My 30, I don't think is a hot take. It's the Broncos. They just have kind of a weird – where do you rank them? My Broncos are at 29th. I thought I saw them at 19th. I thought I did too. They haven't done anything. They have a kind of good receiving core with Tyler Lockett. Tyler Lockett? Yeah. Broncos? Seahawks, my fault. Never mind. Broncos are terrible. Who's the best in the set? Jerry Judy. I got Jerry Judy. Corlin Sutton, meh. Russell Wilson also can't rush. He's old man rush right now. Yeah. He's like Russell Westbrook on NFL. Yep. My 29, I believe we're on, is the Broncos. Their defense hasn't shown up. Yeah. Patrick Haines is the only good player on that defense. He's not that good. Sorry to my friend Elijah from school, but the Broncos are bad. They need to start showing up. Quarterback. They're doing pretty well if they're tanky. My 29 is the Bears, but I don't think – I think they should be in the 30 to 31 because, I mean, they just need to start tanking for picks because Justin Fields cannot show up. He's not doing that well, and we can't live with Tyson Bagel. 28, I have the Giants. The Giants have been – after having the coach of the year and also going to the playoffs and beating the Vikings and going to the division series, I think it was the – Join in. I have them at the same spot, and Daniel Jones is not what he was last year. Joins. Joins. Daniel Jones. Daniel Joins are bad. Last year he was probably top 10. He was top 10 quarterback. Yeah, of course he was. This year he's maybe top 20. Tyrone Taylor came in, and he's done a pretty nice job. Yeah, I have them at the same spot for basically the same reasons. They also don't have Saquon, right? No, they got him back. He was back at 18 points last week. Well, with Saquon, they'll probably be better because Saquon's a machine. Yikes. At 27, I have the Titans. Titans haven't done very much this year. They're 2-4 right now. Derrick Henry, he's had – he's either had a great game or he's had a not-so-great game. I – yeah, I do. Not. You do? I have them a couple spots up, I think, right? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. I have them at 20 – where are they? They're 22. You think they're 22? That's got to be a typo. Yeah, I think it's a typo. They're definitely, like, 32 or something. Yeah. 27, I have the Raiders. They have no one. They have Devontae Adams. You got Brian Hoyer. What? He was our quarterback last game. Name something. What one word would you use to describe the Raiders? Trash. Good. Yup. I definitely didn't steal that from your paper. 26 are the Chargers. Chargers have been another letdown this year with Justin Herbert. He's played okay, but with Austin Echol out and Mike Williams, they can't function or do anything offensively. Also, their defense, they've played okay. They've either had a really good game or a really bad game, just like I said the Titans have had. So, I feel like they're going to need to step up their defense and offense to try to get higher. I am going to politely disagree and say that is a terrible take. Uh-uh. Yeah. The Chargers, I mean, they haven't shown up as much, but they – yeah, you said Chargers, right? Yeah. They haven't shown up that much, but they can start – I have them at – 12. 12. They have Mike Williams. He's gone. Keenan Allen. Austin Echol, who is a top-two running back. Both of them have been – Mike Williams is out for the year. Austin Echol is back. Austin Echol has been gone. He's backed up. He was out for two weeks, and they lost both of them. No, he was out for like three or four. Three. And they lost all those games. With him back, I'd expect them to take a leap. And Justin Herbert is a great quarterback. He didn't play that well last game because he had that broken finger, if anybody did know. You throw with a broken fingle. Fingle. Fingle. Bro is butchering it today. Yeah. Their defense is also underrated. Okay. Up next, it's my turn? It might be me. You? On what? Oh, the 26. I like to talk about this one. At 26, I have the Buccaneers. What? I have the Buccaneers at 14. What's their record? They're 3-3, and they're playing really well. Baker Mayfield. What? Baker Mayfield? He's been okay. How many catches has Mike Evans dropped? He's been butt fingered, just like Calvin Ridley this year. Yeah, they basically just played defense. I think their defense has scored more touchdowns than their offense. Probably, but I feel like they also had a tough schedule. Eh, not that tough. Not that tough. Okay, but like, I feel like... I think they deserve the 26 spot. Baker Mayfield is not what he once was. Wow. He's not the Browns QB. He does not have a commercial. Reuben might also disagree with this one. I got the Packers at 25. I have them at the same spot. Oh, wow. You have them at 25? I have them at 25. You guys have them at 25? They're 2-4 right now. Jordan Love, he's had, like, the first two games, he looked like a star. He was playing really well, and now he hasn't been playing as well as he was. So, he needs to get back on track. And also, Aaron Jones, he hasn't been playing while I was running back, so he's got to get back on track. Last year, he was top five. No, not five. Top ten, but... He was really good last year. Jordan Love, he played well the first two weeks, right? First two, three, something like that. He was top ten, but now he's kind of fallen off and did what he normally does last year, which is into a backup. I'm at 25 for the same reasons. 24, I have the Patriots. I had them. I would have them a little bit higher, but I feel like since their record, they're 2-5. I feel like they just haven't done well. They had that one good game against the Bills, and somehow they won because of Mike Isecki's winning touchdown. I'm making a switch. Make a switch. Okay, keep going. Yeah, he had that one game, and I was looking through our power rankings and seeing what team is going to be the top of my 2-5, 2-4, and I said it was going to be the Patriots just because they beat the Bills last week. I just made a switch. I would have had the Commanders. Commanders. The Redskins. The Redskins would have been better. Redskins. Because they surprised us a lot, and they're 3-3, which is not bad, along with these Titans team moves. Sam Howell. Sam Howell was really good. I switched to Titans and Commanders, so Titans are now my 24, because basically the same reasons Owen said earlier, and Derrick Henry has not been doing well. He's averaging like 30 yards, I think, right now. Yeah. At my 23, I have the Commanders at 3-4. Sam Howell has been playing okay. Well, he's been playing good, but their offense has done nobody other than Terry McClearn, and Terry McClearn isn't even used that much. And they have the running back. Who? Do you know Gibson? I mean, he's not bad. No, he's not. It's Brian Robinson Jr. now. He only gets like- Dijon? No, Brian Robinson. He's been good, though. He's been okay. I have that at 24. There's too many BRJs. I know, right? At 23, I have the Patriots, for basically the same reasons Owen had. They have a pretty good offense, and Ramon J. Stevenson is a solid running back. He was expected to be better this year, but hasn't shown it that much. Yeah, for the same reasons. Their defense could take a step up, and they should fire Bill Belichick. Fire Bill Belichick? Fire Bill Belichick. Get a new quarterback. No, Mack Jones ain't bad. I have the Raiders at 22, probably only because Max Crosby. Max Crosby is one of the most feared, if not the most feared defensive end in the NFL. I don't think he's the most feared. Other than Donald, but like- And the Cowboys, yeah. Mike Parsons? He's a linebacker. He's an outside linebacker. Oh, you said defense. I said defense. My fault? Yep. And I have them there. Which one? Nick. Nick? He's up there. He's probably not as scary as Max Crosby, though. And then their quarterback, Jimmy G. They need to find a new quarterback. Tom Brady. Bring him back. I have four teams that should bring back Tom Brady on this list. And that's probably why the Raiders are at 22. 22 have the Titans because they're trash. What's your 21? Wow. 21 have Colts. The Colts have been okay. Zach Moss. Good spot for me. Zach Moss has been phasing. Johnson Taylor this year. Johnson Taylor. I feel like he had a good game last week. I thought he was going to advance with like 20-something. Yeah, he wanted to get traded, but that's all this junk going around. Yeah, pretty much. But they've been pretty good. Defense hasn't been great. It's more offensive carrying them, but it's more Zach Moss putting them on his shoulders. Yeah, pretty much. At 20, I have the Saints. Nothing much to say. Saints at 20. At 20, I have the Texans. I mean, they've been better this year. Wait, what year are the Texans? 17. I have them better this year. They're three and three, which is way better than last year. And who's their quarterback? Who's their young guy? CJ Stroud. He's been insane. He's been the best rookie. He's been insane. He's been really good. He's, yeah. Texans, way better than last year. At 19, I have the Vikings. They would be way lower on my list, but since they beat the 49ers last night, which is a huge surprise to me, I have them at 19. Vikings. Oh, my fault. Once I get Justin Jefferson back, I need to get involved a lot more. So, if they're going to want to move up in the ranks, they're going to have to get Justin Jefferson involved. Also, I just want to say something. Jordan Addison was insane last night. Jordan Addison is really good as a rookie. And picking up Justin Jefferson, which is a high mental security. I have them a little higher just because they have potential as a top-seven team, and I think that's really good. Who do you got? 19? I'm the Hawks. Atlanta. Ready? That's NBA. NBA? No, no, no. Atlanta Hawks? Yes. No, bro. Bro's talking NBA right now. You got to look it up. Atlanta Hawks are NBA. Trae Young. Oh, he's searching up Atlanta Hawks NFL. What team is in Atlanta? Atlanta? Falcons. Falcons. Yeah, I have the Atlanta Hawks. Trae Young has dominated the NFL. Best quarterback ever. Yeah, my fault. Atlanta Hawks, I have at number 19. Atlanta? I have at 19 because, yeah, I'm done. 18. We're going to get fired after this. I got, we're at 18, right? Yep. I got Rams there. They're a little bit lower on my list than I said. I said earlier, they need to find a quarterback. Matt Stafford. No, he hasn't been that bad. He's been throwing. He can't rush. It's been okay. That's the reason why they need a new quarterback. He can't. There's so many quarterbacks. How old is he? 30-something? Throughout parties, his team is really high on my list. Don't say how high, but he can't rush. Pretty much. Same with Dak Prescott. He can rush. If it's Madden, his X-Factor is for him to rush. Have you seen Madden videos? We do not rate people off Madden. Jerry Goff. They've stepped up and he can't rush. Who? Jerry Goff. Yeah. Matthew Stafford, I think he should stay. 18 out of the Saints. We're at 18, right? Yeah, I guess so. Atlanta Saints. Atlanta Saints. They're mid. They have a weird offense with, like, Taysom Hill playing quarterback. Yeah. But Chris Olave, who just got arrested, by the way. What? I did not know that. He's a really good receiver. He stole a car. He's a really good wide receiver, actually. Yeah, I know. He just got arrested, so I'm betting he's out on Sunday. So don't start him on your fantasy team if you have him. They also have a really good defense. Not really good, but pretty mid. Yeah. At 17, I have the Texans. The Cousins are 3-3, because C.J. Stroud is insane. C.J. Stroud, like I said, didn't win Rookie of the Year this year, and that's pretty much the reason why they're 17. Because I'm an Iowa State fan. I think they need to start Xavier Hutchinson. Everyone should start Xavier Hutchinson. At 17, I have the Steelers. They were just kind of bad. I have the Steelers a lot higher than that. Okay. I won't say how high. What's the record? Steelers are 4-2. 4-2? Yes, 4-2. They beat the Ravens. Who's your quarterback? Uh, Kenny Thicket. Yeah, no. I'm not ranking a team with Kenny Thicket. Yeah, nope. Next, 16. 16, I have the Jets. The Jets, respectable. Higher. Somehow, they can lose the bad games, but somehow they can beat the Bills and the Eagles. Yeah. The Dolphins are a lot better, and they also have no quarterback. That's one of my teams that need Tom. Yeah. Well, Aaron Rodgers might come back, though. He's doing a lot better. I don't think he's coming back, at least for the next couple games. But their defense? Top five. Oh, yes. Their defense has been worth winning them games. 16, I have the Vikings. Their team has top seven potential. Erase that part. That meant to go to the Rams. Bro, Brogo's sleepy today. Yeah. Atlanta Vikings. Atlanta Vikings. Their potential to be a top five team. Top seven, top five, I don't care. But when Jets and Jeffersons get back, I think they will make that leap. And from now on, I think they're going to start winning games. Yeah. I probably should have put the Bengals and Jets around, but I have the Bengals at 15. I have them at 13. They're three and three, somehow. Joe Burrow has been absolutely terrible. And Jamar Chase has had one good game. Jamar Chase has had one good game. Tee Hiddens. Tee Hiddens. Tee Hiddens. I was butchering it today. No, I meant to say that. Oh, you did? Yep, Tee Hiddens. Sure. At 15, I have the Rams. They're just kind of mid, but with Puka, Nickle, Bacup. Okay. But he's insane. At 14, I have the Buccaneers. Reuben was wrong in putting them at 26. I have them at 14. Buccaneers are terrible. Baker Mayfield's been insane. I'm guessing they will be a bottom five team by the end of the year. Wow. They're second in their defense. I like this team. I like this team. No, maybe third. Maybe third, but they're one of the better teams because Falcons are insane. Are they a playoff contender? Like a? Not a title, no. Maybe the last wild card, but we'll have to see. 14, I have the Jets. You're at 16. This isn't that far. They have a terrible quarterback. Everyone else. If they got like Patrick Mahomes or someone, something, their team would be insane. Nobody's getting Patrick Mahomes. I should not have said that guy. Who could they get? Tom Brady. What's a trade they could get? We're not trading Tom Brady out of retirement. Trading Tom Brady out of retirement. Retirement has traded Tom Brady to the Jets. I don't know. There are not many quarterbacks. Matthew Stafford? Can't run. If they get Matthew Stafford to actually throw a ball, Zach Wilson can't throw a ball. Gary Wilson. Him and Gary Wilson would be good. No. A trade with not Joe Burrow? Even though he's bad. Didn't he sign with Gillespie and he's like the most highest player contract ever? Probably, but he's sucky. Only this year. Yeah, well. Yeah. They just have a good team. Top five. I got the Falcons at 13. Off this ribbon. It's home. B. John Robinson. Sorry for shaking the microphone. B. John Robinson. Ribbon. B. John Robinson's been. He's been pretty good this year. He's not doing as good as everybody thought he would do. But I have them at 13. Desmond Ritter has been playing pretty well this year. He's been playing pretty well. Not enough to put them at 14. Not a top ten quarterback, but they're four and three. They have a winning record. Yeah, so do the Eagles. No, those. 13. I have the Bengals. Joe Brewer hasn't showed up, but I think they have potential, too. Kind of like, for the same reasons as the Vikings, except they have a better record. I have the Steelers at 12. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Kenny Pickett. I'm putting a Kenny Pickett team in the top 12. George Pickens, though, has been doing well. The Steelers are four and two. They lost two games. I don't know anything. I'm sleepy. Yes. Okay. 12, I have the Chargers. No! You ranked them low. 26! You ranked them low. No, I did not. That is where they belong, at 26. They have a good defense. A top five quarterback. Up here. No, uh-uh. Yeah. Not top five. Every quarterback is top five. No, they're not top five. No, they're not top five. But do they have, like, if he started, if they're, if Austin Eckler being back, with Austin Eckler, they're two and one. Eckler. Eckler. Probably. Yeah. Austin Eckler is back. Yeah. At 11. The Chargers are back. At 11, I got the Seahawks. The Seahawks have been playing well this year. Again, another four and two team. If, um, actually, maybe, maybe they're fine. Did they have a bye already? They might have had a bye. Yeah, I think they had a bye week five, maybe. But, yeah. Gino Smith is playing okay again. Did you see that catch by Bobo, though? The Bobo one? No. No, it was, like, it was an amazing catch. If you haven't seen it, go look it up. It was an amazing catch. Catch by Bobo. Also, look up the Kyle Pitts. That was awesome. I saw that one. Yeah. 11, um, I don't think this is hot take. You have them kind of high, in my opinion. I have the Browns. They have no offense. They just have a defense. Pretty much, yeah. Their defense is top five. Myles Garrett. Their defense is top three. Myles Garrett. Myles Garrett is a defense hound. Oh. He carried his team. Panthers versus Myles Garrett. I think Myles Garrett would win, actually. No. He's a wide receiver. No. Yeah, you go. 10. 10. I got the Lions. I got Lions at 10, because. Way higher. Jared Goff has been playing okay, but, um, they're 5-2, leading the NFC North. The NFC North. Aiden Hutchinson. Aiden Hutchinson is amazing. One of the better draft picks in the last two, three years. I think it was two, three years. And they're not losing picks to Jared Goff. No. Amon Ross and Avery Brown also played well again this year. He's been really good for Fantasy. David Montgomery. He's been a great running back. I did not expect him to be this good of a running back. David, yeah. Well, he kind of showed up after he left the Bears, which is kind of a sex for the Bears. 10. I have Seahawks. They're this mid. Pretty much. I don't have much to say, but. Geno Smith. Respect. Not that great. I got the Devils at nine. I put them higher just because of their potential. One spot higher. I have them nine because they're not low. They're not high because of their record. They're four and three. Close to a 500 record. And then also they're not low because they have a good offense. And they lost that game because their defense couldn't stop Mike Gusecki with the best parry of all time. Mike Gusecki. No. Justin Jefferson. What are you talking about? Have you seen Mike Gusecki's great? The Fortnite dance is made off Justin Jefferson. Not Mike Gusecki. Go look up Mike Gusecki's great. Yeah. Well, maybe tomorrow. Nine. I have the Ravens. They're fine. They need to figure out what to do on D. But Lamar also, like before last game, not that good. I know. He can't throw. He's like Justin killed them. Stairways. Eight. I got the Browns. Just like Rubinson. Miles Garrett. They have a terrible offense. TJ Walker. Tom Brady. Another one of those four. Miles Garrett could maybe be the head coach. Training staff. Player. He could be everything. Miles Garrett owns the Browns right now. Eight, right? Eight. I have the Bills. Same reason. They have potential. They have a good defense still even without, with losing. But it's, I don't know why they've lost. Other teams just kind of show up. Yeah. I got the, I got seven, the Cowboys. If they had Trayvon Diggs. If they had Trayvon Diggs, they would be higher on my list. But Cowboys at four and two. I think. Cowboys. They're. Oh, I hate this mixer thing. Cowboys. They're seven. Because Micah Parsons is a one-man wrecking ball, just like Miles Garrett. And also, we have C.D. Lamb. C.D. Lamb's actually been okay. I don't know why I said C.D. Lamb. Like the 49ers game was not there. But the Cowboys also did not show up to that 49ers game. Yep. At seven, I have the Jaguars. Where do you have them? I got them one higher. Yep. Probably for the same reasons. They're just mid. They're a good mid-team. Trevi's at bands and playing really well. Ethan is their best player. Trevor Lawrence has had games. Calvin Ridley. Most beautiful hair in the whole entire NFL. Calvin Ridley. He's been, he's at two big games. Butterfingers. Two big games. Out six. I have the Jaguars at six. Probably just because of what Reuben said. Everything. Five? Yep. No, no, no. Six. Six. I have the Lions. Amazing defense. They have a great passing quarterback who can read the field. And David Montgomery. I would not like to put David Montgomery high because he left the Bears. But he's been really good on the Lions. I still like him since he's out of state. I got the Ravens at five. I think that's a little high. I don't know if it's a little high. If Lamar Jackson can keep playing where, like what he's done right now, they're going to be able to win games and play well. Lamar, a lot more people need to show up besides Lamar, though. They need a running back. They need Mark Andrews. Lamar Jackson is a running back. Well, they need a real running back. They need Mark Andrews to step up. They need him to get open because a lot of teams have been covering really well. He needs to be like a Travis Kelsey. And they still get the 150-yard game every day. I'm looking at your list, and I'm going to disagree pretty soon. But at five, I have the Dolphins. No. I love them. They're a great team. They have three great right receivers. Who's their third? Cedric Wilson, Chase Claypool. They have a lot of third-grade receivers. But their defense is fine. I mean, top ten. Once we get Jalen Ramsey and Zayvon Howard back, we're going to be pretty good. But to us, great quarterback. Very good. Number one right now. He is number one. I think he leads passing yards. Kirk, I think, leads passing yards. But I know the Dolphins. The Dolphins, maybe not after this game, but they lead offensive yards per game. Rushing, too. Rushing and— Once they get Javon Hing back, I can see them moving up two or three spots. Or number one. They lead offensive. They lead rushing and passing. They lead every single thing. But after that rushing performance last night— Not last night. They did not win by the Dolphins, too. No, they did not win. I mean, solid— Whoops. Yeah, your turn. It's your turn now. No. My turn? Yeah. Four. This is terrible. I'm sorry. I have a safe hand. I got 49 out of four. They would have been my number two if— They would have been my number two if they won last night. Wow. So mature of you. Yeah. I have them. If they would have beat the Vikings last night, they would have been a lot higher. But since losing to the Browns and then the Vikings back-to-back weeks— Yep. Well, I disagree. They're my high. Cowboys. They have a— Cowboys at four? They've had one bad game. And the other game that they lost was— They didn't lose that bad. Who'd they lose to? Cardinals and— 49ers. But the Cardinals was close. And Cardinals have done fine. Cardinals beat them. Cardinals? Something. That's been Romeo Dobson for like a hundred or so years. Romeo Dobson. They have the best defense in my opinion. And a pretty good offensive line. Yeah. I got the Dolphins at three. That's high. It's high. Once we get Jalen Ramsey and David Howard back, we're going to be on top three. But you don't have them back right now. Say next week, maybe. Well, then next week, top three. No. They're top three right now. Tyreek Hill, just throw the ball deep. Don't let the man go catch it. Otherwise, if he's not open, just throw the waddle underneath. That's what we do. Come on. It's not very hard. Mike McDaniel. If both of them are gone, get to one of the third options. Yep. Like one of a hundred. Number three. Whoa. I have the Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes' team cannot be not in the top five. Pretty much. But they haven't—Travis Kelsey had two good games. I mean, he's been fine the others, but also injured. Patrick Mahomes has been Patrick Mahomes. Their offensive line has also really stepped up. Yep. Defense is at mid. I got them at two because everything Ruben said. Also, Trent McDuffie and Chris Jones on my defense have been playing well. I think Chiefs are top five defense. What do you think? Chiefs? Top seven. Top seven. Full-ranked defense is off the top of our head in a second. I don't know if I can do that. I can't. Number two. I have the Eagles. Top five defense, for sure. Top five offense. Amazing. Jalen Hurst is insane. Really good receiving core. Adding Julio Jones was a smart move. And one of the best O-lines. Yep. Number one. My number one? I have the Eagles. The Eagles are 6-1 after that good win against the Dolphins. I feel like they're the top team right now. Jalen Hurst. This play has become my least favorite play of all time. That, like, brother push or whatever they want to call it. That QB sneak. I hate that play so much. They were 4-4 last night. If it's 4-1, you know what they're doing. You get under to get leverage, and then you get it. It's nuts. He's also, like, insanely strong. You can't stop Jalen Hurst. I think they said in the game Sunday night, not bench, but he can squat 600 pounds. No, more than me. Number one. I have the 49ers. Meh. They have Brandon Iyuk, Diego Samuel, George Kittle. Meh. That one, I would argue, is one of the three best receiving trios in the league right now. Top three offense, top three defense. All those add up to a good team. Meh. Yep. No, they're good. Nope. And that will round up our top rankings. Off the top of your head, top five defense. Top five defense from 5-1 or 1-5? 5-1. You go first. Let me think. I'll say a five. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. We'll actually go with number one to five. That's a little easier. One to five? Okay. That's a little easier. Yeah, you say you're one. Probably Eagles. Eagles have a good defense. I think Ruben's probably not going to even put them in the top five. I think they have really good defense. They'll be in the top five. I have them top five right there. I think that the Eagles just have an outstanding defense. Half of me wants to put the Browns here, just what they've shown. I'll agree with the Eagles, but then I'll go Cowboys at number two. Cowboys at two? I got Browns at two and then Cowboys at three. We'll just go top three. And then 49ers probably. Yep. Then Bills or Lions? Bills let the Patriots run all over them last game. Bills let three people run all over them. Yeah, pretty much. Whoops. Okay.