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Roma Maffia Dang audition Jane
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Roma Maffia Dang audition Jane
The speaker, possibly Roma, discusses various topics with Eunice. They mention fasting, their appearance, a potential job offer, checking on someone's mother, a new makeup line, and finding a date for a party. The speaker also talks about their own life as a single mother and giving unsolicited advice to pregnant women. Roma, Mafia, a lot of experience in fashion, merchandising, retail, social media. How do you say this word? Hmm, Cornell. Eunice, I'm going to be honest with you. Do I look okay? Like, do I seem fine? This week, our whole staff is trying something called interminable fasting, where you don't eat. And that's kind of it. For breakfast, I had lemon juice and a little bit of hairspray. I'm not feeling amazing. You know what, Eunice? That does help. You're hired. Talk to Greta, and she will set you up at her old desk. Oh, and Eunice? Cornell. No, it's not that this time. I'm calling to check on how mother is going. Mm-hmm. Mouth blood. That's how you know it's working. Legally, I am required to tell you that, yes. You can stop at any point. But I do see this as a sign of your dedication to Clark. I'd hate to give this opportunity to Greta instead. Before I promoted her to assistant director, she once took a bullet for me. A NutriBullet. She took it back to the store for me. Shouldn't have phrased it like that. But the store was in Jersey City, and I didn't have a receipt, so it was a really hard task. That reminds me. You signed the waiver, right? I'm proud to announce that Clark has officially launched our new line of makeup that doesn't work. This is our new complexion product, Skin Whisper. It's not foundation. It's the suggestion of foundation. And it comes in 30 different shades, from Caucasian to Italian Caucasian. Exactly. Now, of course, our glamorous launch party is tonight. And I was originally going to bring my second second assistant, Dominique, but unfortunately, Dominique passed on. Sorry. GSE stuck in my throat. She passed on the promotion I offered her and submitted her resignation. But now, sadly, she is dead. To us. Another seed. Now, I need a new date, and I've decided that person will be Eunice. I'm sure I want Eunice. Yes. Whoa, Eunice! You want to rail some vertical? Eunice? You fell asleep, beastie. Here. Take one of these. It's what they give Russian fighter pilots so they never have to sleep or feel remorse. Come on. 80 more hours. 90. Tops. Please, no. Don't open the door. It's the only way to beat the Westside highway traffic. How about this? Really quick, we'll swing by Diddy's white party, dip into Nikki's pink party, make a quick appearance at Taylor's red party, then finish it off at Ralph Nader's green party. Then, you get to go home. No. You really don't. Hello, gal pals. I heard what you were saying about your sister, and I realized that one of my life's great passions is giving unsolicited advice to pregnant women. So, here I am. Listen, Ruthie, I know it seems scary now, but I'm also basically a single mother, and my life is great. Yes, my husband lives in the Hamptons. It's okay, though. Our assistants talk all the time, and the kids go to boarding school, which is amazing. When you really only see them once a year, you can really tell how much they've grown. That's the best part about being a single mother. I don't, since I'm all alone. I devote so much time to what I want, foot peels and charity. All of the single mothers in my circle have a foundation. Mine finds homeless veterans and makes little tiny army hats for their dogs, if they have them.