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Okay, hello, today we don't know what we're doing, we're doing something. We don't know what we're doing, we have- What was the best introduction you've ever had? Um, we are- this is episode, again, I don't care to remember, I've said this like four times now. But, um, we don't know what we're doing because we have this pepperoni thing and we only have seven minutes and I have no time to figure out what we're doing. Um, it's only me, Wyatt, and Dylan today. We sacrificed McKenna. Yeah, McKenna just left. We forgot to tell her. Um, sorry. We didn't, no, we thought she was already here. We weren't picking up well there. Uh. Yeah, it's because I'm quiet. Yeah, that's because he's talking, that was me just going, uh. Uh. Anyway. Uh, it could be this mic that's freaking me out. I don't, I don't know. Um, but- It could be that you also have a filter on for that thing. I do have a filter on. Uh. It's still quiet, whatever. It's still quiet. At least you're audible. Should we do, let's do, uh, top five letters. What? The moment of just silence. Yes. Letters. Top five letters. What? Top five letters. Um, we gotta kind of come up with this as we go, so. I do that anyway, Kirsten. I know. Same. What? Can you guys talk while I'm thinking? Uh, um, okay. Oh, oopsies. Uh. I don't know what to say. I don't like talking by myself. So I'm just kind of here. Me and my horrible, I don't have a podcast voice at all. Um. Yes, you do have a podcast voice. Not when I'm tired. Like, sleep-deprived tired. I'm just tired. Not when I'm tired. Like, sleep-deprived tired. I'm gonna kick you out of here. Yeah. Okay. And I am sleep-deprived tired. That's not kicking me. That's strangling me. Hear that. Listen to this. I know my top five, so should I just be the only one doing it? Sure. Oh. My fifth is X, because X doesn't spell a lot of things. Your ex-girlfriend? It doesn't get enough credit. Yeah, right. Um. My fourth is... Oh, I just ruined the top two. I don't want things to be picked up, but it doesn't really matter. A is my fourth, because it is used a lot. It's very important. Um. Oh. And then my third has to be T. It's just kind of a cool letter. Anything that has T in it is just kind of cool, because the sound is just fun. Um. I'm looking at the keyboard to figure out what my top five are. And then S is my second, because I don't know. I honestly don't know. We had to come up with this on the spot, so I don't have much reasoning. He's not good at coming up with things on the spot. That's why we are. That's why we're doing top five letters. K is number one, because it's the first letter of my name. I really like it. Um. And then my point five letter. My letter in point five place is abcdefghjkolmenopcrucifixes. That's the whole thing. It's just all the letters. What? What are you doing? I don't know. It's just all the letters. Oh, I forgot to do the announcement. I don't know what we're having for lunch today. I mean, today was too psychotic for our brains to comprehend. Yeah. What did you guys, like, whoever's watching this, like three people, did you guys like the pep rally? Or... We'll get some more moments of silence. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, we'll do that. We'll do that. We'll probably accidentally cut something important. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we're recording. Uh, I know we're recording. We have one minute. That's my fault. I, yeah, the pep rally, I, um, yeah, it was a pep rally. I'm not usually a big fan of pep rallies. Pep rallies aren't good. I cheered for, I cheered, I cheered for the milk truck and the, um, the two cars that were parking. The milk truck got more excitement from the students than the actual basketball players, which I find quite sad. I find, yes, that's incredibly sad. Literally, you see the guy, the basketball players driving by, and then you see the milk truck driving by, and you're just like, more pollution than everything else, and why did you do that? That wasn't scripted at all. I really feel like... We're not scripted today. I really feel like the basketball players should have, like, like, had the doors open or sit on a fire truck or something like that, because, like, it was... I think me personally, I think when the milk truck came by, I think they should have been in the back of the milk truck before it opened. Here's my question. Why do we have fire trucks? No, I don't know. We don't have the fire trucks right now. Why do we get permission from the police to have the fire trucks for no apparent reason, just to get children to cheer? We have to leave. I know it's very hard to talk, yeah. We have another, another two, so we can, we can rush. Um, it's just... I don't know. It was... I just don't really like pep rallies. Um... I'm just imagining them being in the back of the milk truck, and it, like, breaks, they all fall out, and all the milk falls out. I would've loved that. It might just be me personally. Just all the milk spilled. Every lactose intolerant person just dies. Uh... Wouldn't you die? I'm not, I'm not lactose intolerant. I'm allergic to milk. I'm intolerant to lactose. No, I'm not lactose intolerant, I'm intolerant to a certain type of milk. Milk that lactose? That lactose? That lactose? That lactose? That lactose? Can we just do the ending, please? Yes. So how do we do the endings now? Have a day, I don't care. Have a day. The ending is the same every time.

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