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Hygiene Who would have thought

Hygiene Who would have thought

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The speaker discusses objectifying people based on their appearance and accents. They mention that having an Australian accent can increase someone's attractiveness. They also mention the positive effect of wearing a uniform, particularly a white Navy uniform, which can elevate one's attractiveness. The speaker concludes that a clean and presentable look is generally attractive to most people. completely off-topic but I don't know I'm sure what maybe it was maybe it was seven I can't remember oh yeah cuz you wanted to fix a pound of flesh you had to cut a pound of flesh off your body where would you right you know what a pound is a lot it is a lot yes right so I don't I'm not even sure that's a little bit from each butt cheek but implants it's a kicker okay I have a theory and we could block this out if you think so but okay so this is objectifying I'll put it out there but for me if there's a pretty girl say she's this is objectifying but say in a completely toxic male way you rate her a six okay but if she has an Australian accent in my mind she's automatically bumped up say at eight or nine just Australian or any accent pretty much all straight but pretty good for you for you I'm British too all right but especially Australian we're not Scandinavian I maybe I don't know enough about that accent I'm sure if I heard it but yes that so it's a plus-two kicker I say now to really lose our audience if she is a sick say has an Australian accent she's an eight but she's in a uniform oh my god now you know I should have heard this man with Phil his ship pulled into I forget the first one but it pulled into Perth what was the other one young over Melbourne nothing and yeah I heard them that accent this is a true story I love my wife and all that but we went out to dinner I want to say that a couple more I love my wife yada yada yada we went out to dinner in Melbourne bunch of us and I'm sitting there read my menu is there no no no no this is he was with all right here's a boy did yes so I'm sitting there I'm not paying attention to you know I'm reading my menu trying to pick something waitress comes up I'm not looking so it comes my time to order and I look up to order and I couldn't speak are you kidding I died but she was I I mean when I say yes and then so I finally got my order out and she said thank you whatever I said yes ma'am and then she said oh I like that yes ma'am I don't like here just don't ever come back here oh lord anyway it's a plus-two kicker so I'm paying for what you're talking about now but Gary Ellison and our actions can elevate your attractiveness yes oh yeah there's probably something I think now this I know for a fact because if we can objectify women we can objectify men I know that I am not anything special to look at okay but if you had an exit hold on boy oh wait if you had that white Navy uniform Melbourne and of course you always have to go to these official functions you know you're a ship pulling in so we dress up in our dress whites and we're going to this special function we're walking down the street we're riding the bus or whatever we're getting to this thing right and you didn't have hippie hair either no no I'm wearing my dress whites and I'm with a bunch of other in their dress whites people are coming up to us buying us drinks talking to us we're like superstars I'm like I like Melbourne okay so after all that's over next day you got shore leave been my civilian clothes walking down the street I get nothing right yeah I'm telling you the uniform has got to be at least a plus two or four all right it's probably a plus four most everywhere sure yeah or just out of respect well you know something about that white the now you probably did you have the checker there's something about that uniform so it may have started with the office and gentlemen I don't know wait what kind of choker were you wearing so so I'm just trying to narrow this down so a clean presentable look is probably attractive to most people you're like when I put on all this when I clean up and put some fucking effort into going out anyway yeah both uniform men in uniform that's the thing fire and then you just then you don't need

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