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Peter Ermides

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The speaker is eating ham and tells Gary that he's not a bad or mean guy because he has kids. He believes that women want to have kids with Republicans. He mentions the saying that Democrats go left and Republicans go right. The speaker disagrees with the claim that Republicans only care about tax breaks for the rich, saying that it's hurtful and they care about wealth redistribution. The speaker also mentions God's plan and believes that God favors Republicans. The speaker tells Gary to leave as his ham is getting crispy. Gary, can't you see I'm eating ham here? Now look, I'm not a bad guy, I'm not a mean guy, I got kids. You think a woman would want to have kids with a mean guy? No siree, she wants to have kids with a Republican. Of course you know the saying, Democrats go left because the Republicans always go right, and ain't that the truth? All this yelling and hollering going on in the break room about, oh, oh you want his attacks, break for the rich. It's just not true. Moreover, it's hurtful. What we care about is the redistribution of wealth. And from what I'm seeing, I'm sorry to say, but you won't be seeing any of that distribution. Think of it as following God's plan. God's always right, and you know who else is? Republicans. God doesn't take sides, but he sure as hell favors one. You're better than this. I think we're about done here. Anywho, my ham's getting all weird crisp on the edges and damn near curing itself. Alright Gary, show yourself out.

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