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That's clear. There's a clear difference. Okay, say the heil. You guys knew it. Been a Nazi the whole time. Heil Hitler. Now that is way worse. Way more pronounced. That was AI. And frankly, didn't sound like an accidental identity theft. Stop dissing the Nazis all the time. Anyway, the source of this bookie soundbite, this guy asked him to go sign a card that said, Fuck Ethan Klein. We suspected that he's a fan, and he came to the subreddit to confirm. He says, sorry, I don't know how to use Discord properly, but yes, I am a super fan. I am a super fan of you, my friend. Yes. And frankly, you really fetched a high-level... That was a beautiful soundbite. So we... We still hate you, my friend. And people were... He was very happy to know that I got it. He said, I lost my shit seeing myself in my favorite podcast, but Ethan hit the nail on the head when he said I was doing an Oliver Tree bit. That's nice. I use this level of scrutiny! Okay, alright. Listen, me and you, buddy, we're connected. I see you. I like it too, because he didn't record it. He just did it for the love of the game. He didn't record it. Boogie happened to record it. He wasn't out for the cloud or nothing. No, that is true. He was just having a good time with his boy. Salute. I sick pile you, my friend. No! No! No? Doesn't that just mean salute? Maybe once upon a time it did, but not anymore. I didn't do that. I mean salute. I just meant salute. No, I mean hail victory, evidently. Well, hail victory. Yeah. And it is specifically... Yeah. When you search that, it just corrects you to Nazi salute, so... There's not really a lot of wiggle room there. That's not what I meant. Just thought I meant, what's up, player? Hey. So, shout out to him. Boogie, as an update to our favorite story over the break, has confirmed that he has pretty much... I mean, he's pretty much confirmed at this point that he lied about having cancer, which is phenomenal. Use fucking Google, then! Okay, I will. Here, tell me. Oh, God! Oh, God! For the record, by the way, baby. I already looked it up on the web portal. I already screenshotted it. It's a matter of just fucking dropping that in the group chat. Just so you know. But we're not fucking doing that. You don't even have to do it in the group chat. Just send it to me. No. Send it to me. Fuck you. That's what you were looking at. Four days ago, you said you were looking at something. He did. And I remember he specifically said, I'm looking right at it, but I refuse to share it with you. That's what the first part of this was. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I told you, I spent the last two years getting treated for it. I've been told by my doctor for the last two years. It's fine, Boogie. Just admit it's not on the portal. It's not on there. I told you this. Okay. Thank you. All right? It's not on the portal. I can give you blood test results. At least I see me a mirror. You don't have it on the portal? He doesn't have it. It's on the Boogie faking cancer podcast. The next probably like six months. Which is phenomenal. I mean, what can I say? Keemstar, you really struggled. Yeah. The man struggled a little. Yeah. And I can't be happier about it. It's so funny to me. I'm enjoying it a lot. Why are you so cute when you talk shit? I love it. I'm like, this is the one thing I will not do for clout. And Mooda's like, you got on your fucking hands and knees and begged Keemstar for forgiveness in the past. And you really, this is where you draw the line. He's like, yep. Well, the whole reason people are scrutinizing him is because he fucking did it outright on a bad scam for $10,000. What do you mean? You have no limit. Yes, I'm being forced to go out there and film the fucking podcast live. Not only did he lie, but it looks like he roped his girlfriend into it to lend credibility. They need to study Boogie's brain. This is next-level stuff. Yeah, I agree. He needs to be studied. He really is next-level. Why didn't you say this level of scrutiny? Boogie's cut. Yeah. I mean. Here we go. I know exactly where this is going. I mean. I mean. No. You don't even have to say it. Okay. You know, Boogie's cut. We get it. And let's just say there's lots of hungry people around the country. Not for long. Not for long. That'll be well paid. Boogie's cut and passed around. It'll be Thanksgiving all year. We love it. We love it, you know. Also, separately. Not as funly, actually, at all. I didn't know when I just watched it. No, it's something different. Boogie says the cancer in his charts but not in his medical portal. Here we go. We got more. Local live. It's all happening. It is in my medical charts. My partner has seen it. That's illegal. Call me a liar all you want. And yes. If I wanted to lie here, I would just take a screenshot of the portal and fucking add it. And a goddamn editor. I could hire somebody from another country to make it look better. I forgive you. Just listen. Just listen. Let me say my piece. Thank you for forgiving me. But listen. It's a horrible thing, but I forgive you. For two years. For two years. Yeah. I mean. Who cares? It's like Boogie. It's just embarrassing. Yeah. It's absolutely humiliating. But like you're in a den of, you know, vipers. Like, who gives a shit? It's kind of baller to be like, I forgive you while someone is still lying to you about the pain. You're like, this is not real, but I forgive you. Yeah. That's so cool. I'm doing that. Yeah. The tests. It has cost me a fortune in appointments. We have tested for the markers. We have tested my red blood cell count. I'm taking special medications specifically that got prescribed because of this diagnosis. So my original theory. It's in my medical charts. My brother. That's why I keep telling you. I know. You're saying the same thing. You're looping. Listen. Four days ago, I put out a theory that your doctor told you. He thinks you have this. And you rushed to the internet. You made the video the same day. This was my theory. That's my theory, though. And that's what happened. It's in my medical charts. Four days ago, he says that he thought at least I'd seen me a bedroom. But he didn't. But he didn't. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Four days ago. At the end of the day, Boogie. I mean, you know. You said you saw it. You said you were looking right at it. That's not the words of an innocent man. This part's not as funny, actually, but I guess it's worth bringing up. People have wondered, what's the deal with this 21-year-old girlfriend? The relationship certainly can't be healthy, right? Like, what are the chances that they're in a healthy relationship? And his 21-year-old girlfriend with the leopard. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think so. I think zero. Zero? Zero. Maybe 1.1? What? Can we give him 1.1%? That's healthy? Yeah. So you're saying there's a chance. Yeah. Anyway, here she is from a recent stream. Four days have passed by. Puggy hasn't even come to the, like... She's doing the show right now? She's just blasting this out. So, yeah. I forget who suggested that she speak, and she was, like, reluctant, but she came and sat down for a few, maybe, like, 30 seconds. This is the part that I recall. Yeah. Conclusion of, like, I'll just show it, and that'll be the end of this. Like, he's still fighting it. It doesn't make any sense to anyone. It doesn't, like... I just... I can't, like... I can't fight with him. I just have to stand by him, even though it may not make sense. You know, it's just... It is what it is. I, you know... I'm a man. I'm gonna stand by him. You do not. Actually, you know what? It could be, if being generous, she must be emotional for her to be caught in between, and she's just like, I'm standing by my man. Yes, I know he's lying, and that it makes no sense, and he's a giant fraud. He's a shit loser. Deadbeat. Crook. You're being sarcastic. If you Google his name, you'll see he's a pedophile, and he beats his ex-wife. But, you gotta stand by your man. Reminiscent of the PowerPoint we'll be going through today. Lying and standing by your man. I am. Yeah, you should get out of there, Pearl. I hope she's okay. Definitely get out of there. I'm pretty sure that whatever is going on with her, she's probably fairly dependent on him at this point. You know. Should I give her an autograph? Like, if you want to... No, I don't want to be involved in that. That sounds like a horrible idea. I was gonna say, reach out. I'll pay for your escape. I mean, I can do that. I don't want to be, like, responsible for her, though. Like, if you need a plane ticket to get home or some shit, I can do that. Is this a good idea or a bad idea? I'm just putting it out there right now. I'm just saying, well, I can recant it. So, I think... I think so. I don't know what to say about it. She accidentally ends up messaging one of us, and is like, I want to leave here right now. Fine. She's offered it. I'll do it. I hope she will. You're stuck. I just... I think it's nice to give the option that if you're stuck... No, you're right. You're right. I don't know enough about the situation, but... I doubt she has her own money. Oh, right. It's just a matter of money and opportunity. I can help with those things. You know? So, reach out to any of us, and I'll give you... I'll help you however I can, which includes buying a plane ticket, paying for transportation, getting a hotel, whatever you need to get you out of there. Wow. That's very generous. Very amazing. Wait, what? Is this real? You lost that much weight with her? Well, you know, that's... Oh, my God. That's his first wife. Yeah. Holy shit. Holy shit. God. I thought... I was like, wait, he lost that much weight? Sign this motherfucker. Oh, my God. Clowned her. He buttoned her. He Benjamin buttoned her. Holy crap, dude. He does look a lot better. I'll give him that. You mean that? He lost a lot of weight. You know? Yeah. Did someone say not enough? Dan would say that. I would never say that. Excuse me? Dan would say that. Why would you put that on me? I wouldn't say that. That's insensitive. You literally just said it. It's mean. It falls in my mouth. I said Dan would say that. Four days have passed by. So that's the boogie updates, and maybe there'll be a happy ending here in a sense that she'll reach out and we can help her. That would be really something. It would be. Let me open the live chat so I can see everyone complaining. Okay, dude, I never blocked you. I never blocked you. I muted you. Say it again. I never blocked you. I muted you. People are saying his first wife was hot. His first wife wasn't very pretty. I remember, yeah. They're both very pretty. They're both pretty, yeah. One's just a child, so I don't even feel comfortable saying that. Thank you, Bella Simmons, by the way, who's been gifting all day. I appreciate that. And thank you, The Squid, for the 20 gifts that you were very generous to lift up to. Oh, my God. Yeah. What else we got? L.A.D. has some nice words to say. Hey! Friend of the show. Great guy. L.A.D. He really is a terrific guy, a really sweet guy, which I've always loved. Is this weird? Is there more attention? I just wonder, like, why is it doing this? It is an interesting choice. I do that on all our social media clips. See? Okay, really quick. My editors, they care about engagement. Just because there's a boy that we fed because he had a slow zoom. No, no, no. We were talking about the thumbnail that he puts... Was this a slow zoom or the thumbnail? Slow zoom. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Slow zoom doesn't mean there's dramatic music. You know, they're dealing with the most boring man on YouTube. Right? They gotta, like, they gotta keep shiny shit popping up all over the place to keep attention. I will say, what I appreciate about Phil is that they're always trying to understand. So, hey. My man A.B. My man A.B. Yeah. He's a fighter in the ring. Yeah. And he's a fighter for me. Literally. And it's one specific moment I appreciate on my level. No, no, no. No way. I ride for Philly. Not just once. I ride for Philly. Oh, I see what you did. I'm just saying, Dan don't have no Philly merch. You looking for a job or what? No, I'm not. I love napping. I'm just competing with Dan for Philly's love. He's a little insecure. A little insecure. He just loves napping. Is he? Do you love napping, A.B.? I do now. You're not a napper. No. I am since I busted Twitter. I barely sleep. That's why I appreciate it. Hold on, hold on. Who really loves naps? If you're not a baby or old as fuck. I really love naps, but I don't have to express it outwardly. Sometimes you're tired and taking a nap is nice. However, I would submit that taking a nap itself is very annoying because you're wasting time in the middle of the fucking day. You wake up groggy. You'll wake up groggy if you over-nap. That's true. I'm all about the power nap. 20-30 minutes. Boom. That's not a nap, bro. That's laying down and watching Seinfeld. I go unconscious. 20-30 minutes you go unconscious? I'll have a little snap-nap. Right back up. Feeling good. Feeling fresh. I just jump right into it. Alright. Let it out a little bit. Do you see, Philly? He loves you. You can't afford him. Maybe. Right. Is he my favorite over Tim? I don't know. I don't know if I want to say that. I want them to wonder. Someone said to me, they're like, Ethan thinks your show is boring. That's what that face is. I didn't say that. In his defense, I got very complacent. Hold on. Philly, you can... I did not imply that. Did I? I was not making any justification. You don't have to feel defensive, right? If you ever did, you were definitely poking fun at me. That's just the face he gives me, Philly. It wasn't towards you. I was faking it for a picture. Ethan, what do you have to say for yourself? I just said I was faking it for a picture. You're faking it, huh? So you don't like BTS? No, I take maps, but I prefer not to. BTS forever. Who's butter? I'm not butter. You're faking this right here. Sleepy hand. This sleepy little face right here. Sleepy hand. What would you know? You'd get sleepy also. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. That's assuming. I don't need you to buy it. I'm assuming what is... I hope you didn't think I was being sarcastic. I was being sincere. At least when I notice on my watch, there's always something a little different in his show. I'll tell you this, Amy. You can't overnight, I love nap shirts, probably. You've had that. Oh, yeah. I've had it. I've had it right before you guys eat, and I was like, fuck, of course. Play which piece? The one where he called me out on his show? Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. We're good now. Oh. My reaction was in that moment, but I got very complacent with the show. The only thing that I was like, hey, let's do something different was, you know, making the show longer, doing the deep dives, but I got very complacent. What is this show he's doing right now? It's just a stream on Twitch. Oh, yeah. I think it's Twitch and YouTube actually at the same time on his main channel. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. That's just shit. And then I got very distracted, because I've been moving. He copied me? He copied me. I'm just kidding. I was having some technical difficulties in the beginning. 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