combat_dummy_goes_to_a_gas_station

You. Me. Gas Station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh-oh! There is a rookie inside of our gas station, Susie! We black out and make up in a sewer! We're surrounded by Feds! Corny Feds! You know what that means? Feds that stand straight out of a bear! What do we do? We're gonna fight it! Bear fight? Bear handle? Bear naked? Oh, yes, please! We defend the bear after we beat it in a brawl! Then we ride into a Chuck E. Cheese! Dance, dance, revolution! Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ! And then I turn into a Zed! Fly into the sun! Black out again! Wake up! You're bugged! Light up, which I didn't know you could do! Then I smoke the Zod! Dream now! Then I turn into the sun! Uh-oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in! Oh, dear! The only thing that really helps is you over there, Susie!