HELP! I Won The Lottery_ ep. 1 version 3

Emily and Megan discuss winning the lottery and how they would spend the money. Emily plans to keep the win a secret, take time to process, and then share the wealth with close friends and family. She imagines a dramatic reveal with Claudia Winkleman hosting. They discuss giving each friend a million pounds and setting up financial plans for long-term support. They envision surprising their friends with envelopes revealing the winnings. The plan involves secrecy, waiting, and a grand reveal orchestrated by Claudia Winkleman. Welcome to Help, I've Won the Lottery. I'm Emily Lloyd and I'm Megan D'Angelato and today we're giving you the guide for what to spend your millions on when you next win the jackpot for the lottery. For two girls who've bought a lottery ticket maybe twice in their lives, we'd love to discuss what we will do when we eventually become multi-millionaires. For those millionaires of you out there, let us know if you try and if you are ideas. But for those of us in the same boat, come along for the journey and let your imagination run wild and have a giggle at our silly little thoughts. Whilst we're big supporters of charities in our everyday lives and of course if we really won the lottery, the emphasis would be on philanthropy, we thought it'd be way more fun to imagine what weird and wonderful things you could spend your money on when money is no object. So without further ado, let's dig in. Hello? Hello it's Megan calling from the lottery, is that Emily Lloyd? Yeah this is she, how can I help? I've just called to inform you that you've won quite a large sum on the lottery. Really? How much? A hundred million pounds! Oh my god, are you joking me? Is this a joke? Hang on, are you winding me up? Of course not, I'm very excited to inform you that you've won. I've won the lottery, oh my god. So, Miss Lloyd, you are now a multi-millionaire, how does it feel? It feels amazing, I don't know what I'm going to do. Okay, I have actually thought about this quite a lot. I feel like this is one of my family's favourite dinner time conversations, is what we would do if I won the Eurobillions or any type of lottery for that matter. But, hypothetically, I've won a hundred million pounds, right? A hundred million pounds. I don't know what to do with myself, actually that's a lie. I've got an entire plan for what to do with myself. So, first things first, you've just had the phone call, are you going to tell anyone? Are you going to keep this under your hat? Are you worried that you're going to have any moochers come and try and leech off your money when you tell people? What's the game plan? Okay, I've always said, if I immediately win the lottery, I'm not doing anything, I can't trust myself to do anything in that moment. I'm keeping quiet, I'm going for a walk, I'm going for a run, I'm clearing my head, I leave my headphones on and I need to just think things through. You're not going to believe it's real. And also, I feel like it would take so long for the money to come through after you get your affairs in order. I don't know what the process is like for the lottery and how you collect your winnings, but I don't think it's immediate. So, there's no point in going on an immediate spending spree. In my mind, I'm like trying to think sensibly to stop myself from going completely wild and I'm thinking six months I would just continue with my normal life. Six months? You're braver than I am. Six months and then I would go wild because that gives me enough time to actually think about my deepest desires of what I want. So true. So, I'm not doing anything silly before I then actually get going with the fun spending spree. That's pretty genius, I think. But I don't think I would tell anyone. There would be signs though. I'd be cooking with that bougie olive oil that costs about 30 quid for a bottle. There would be signs. The little things. You're buying Tony Chocoloney when it's not on Cardcaptor Pride. Facts, yes. I'll be inviting people out to dinner and be like, don't you worry, it's on me. It's on me. But anyway. No, in answer to your question, I wouldn't tell anyone. Not at all. Not even for a while, I wouldn't tell my mum, my sister, my dad. I wouldn't tell anyone. Not my family, not my friends. Until I'd come to terms with it myself and then I would tell a select amount of people. I wouldn't go around telling everybody but I would tell my like, close-knit group that I know. I feel like I'd do the George Clooney thing and invite everybody on holiday. Like, all-inclusive pay-per-holiday as a surprise. Or like, all to dinner or something. And then get everyone sat around with an envelope in front of them. Just for the drama, Borderline make it like Traces and it's like, I'm dressed as Claudia Winkleman. If anything's to do with the lottery, I want Claudia Winkleman as a result. Hire her! Do you think she's up for hire? Oh, she's absolutely up for hire. But if you give her enough fake tans, why would you do that? Like, grab her with a bottle of Pantene. I'd give my screen for Claudia Winkleman. Okay, so I'm inviting everybody. All of the girls. Our group of friends are called the Girly Swirlies. I'm inviting the Girly Swirlies and my few other friends from other groups that are my real day ones. As Kim K would say, her day one. That was a terrible accent, sorry. That can improve. The more money you have, the more you're going to sound like Kim K. And then I think I'm announcing to the group in a letter, there's like a legal document laid out. This has always been my plan. If I'm winning a hundred million, I do not need that much money to live. And my favourite Investee Bestie, if you don't listen to her podcast, I highly recommend, it's great. She says you need about, she does it in New Zealand dollars, but basically to be able to live off a hundred thousand a year from your investment, you need five million invested. So like, I'd only need five million invested to still have a salary basically from doing nothing of a hundred thousand pounds. No way. That's great financial advice. Pretty much. Fact check me if I'm wrong, but I wouldn't need a hundred million to myself, so I'm sharing the wealth and we're all going to be bougie AF going on some brilliant holidays. And let me tell you, the holidays have been pre-planned for years in advance. We just never knew how exactly we would afford them. We're talking ski trip 2027. That's the first one and we're hoping that some people have like one million right at that point as well. But yeah, we're going to go on some incredible holidays. Oh my God. Anyway, so I'm announcing it to the group. Are you going to be sat there as well as if you're surprised? Yes. And it's like, who is the lottery winner in this group? Someone who's invited you all here today and you're going to find out why. And Emily is there on the group chat like, guys, what's going on? That's actually genius. No, wait, this is fun. I haven't thought about this until now. But yeah, and then everyone opens the thing and it's like, what I would give everybody, because we discussed this when Megan thought she had won the lottery when we were in, where we were in Bolivia. And she was discussing how much money she would give us if she'd give us anything. Very extreme altitude sickness. I thought I'd won the lottery. I won five pounds, which every little helps. But I was really talking about how much I need to win in order to give however much to my friends and family. And I'd won a Piper. But I think... Generous queen. I think I would genuinely give everybody, I think I'd give everybody at least a million pounds. Whoa. Probably more. How many friends do you have? So our group, there's eight of us. Yeah. Then there's two more. You know who I mean. Yeah. And then there's people slightly further on the periphery as well. I think the amount... I don't think it has to be a universal amount. No. And I think that maybe you can get MDAs, maybe. And then... I think I would. For different groups, I'd probably give them different amounts. The core group of 10, say. So let's say there's 10 friends. I'd give different amounts to my mum, sister, and dad, and my family. I don't know how much I'd give them to be honest. Interesting. But I'd probably give the friendship group, I'd give everybody the same amount. I'd start off by giving a million pounds. Then I think... But then I think that's very generous. I'd have a legal contract drawn up. That's a percent, yeah. That's 10% of the funds gone. But then I think every so many years, every year, I'd give a salary of so much money as well. I believe. Do you know what I mean? Please win the lottery for the love of God. I keep preaching investing to all of you guys. If you're clever with your money, you could make a shit ton out of me. Yeah, that's my plan. Claudia Winkerman. And no one knows which of the group... Well, it would be pretty obvious though if it's my two home friends with you guys. No, but I'm thinking that it would be the eight of us. Claudia's got us there. We're all like, oh my gosh, someone's having a traitor-themed birthday party. Or dinner party. Yeah. We don't know who. I think it's like a Claudia Winkleman piss-take. Yeah. And then it's actually Claudia Winkleman. And then it's like revealed, Emily's on the earring. I can't explain. The crowds will go fucking wild. I think the amount of gasps that will be taken. We're a gasp-y friendship group. We are. The gasps, they ricochet through everybody's body, honestly. We're enjoyable to tell the story to. Same age. The amount of reactions we get is brilliant. But honestly, the gasps that would happen, there'd be no oxygen left in the room. Yeah, poor Claudia's like... And then I think she's like, I've got two special guests. She invites your friends in. Yeah. The extra two. Yeah, it's like, whoa, they don't know what's happening. Then they get filled in. Yeah. Super fun. Yeah, that's a good idea. And then it's like second wave. Yeah. Ah, oh my god. But then it's... I've just told you I've won the Euromillions. No one's expecting anything. No. And then... That's when these people come out and walk around the table and give everybody an envelope. No. Okay, so yes, in answer to your question, I'm not immediately telling anybody. Yeah, but then I'm waiting six months. You know why I think this? And getting Claudia Winkleman free in the diary, she can host this big reveal. And then I reveal it to all my closest friends. Yeah. And tell my family as well. But only, I think, I would only tell my mum's best friend's dad. I don't know how I would feel if it actually came down to this. At least Raya. Oh my god, I was thinking about trying to apply for that now that two of our friends just got accepted. Yeah, after how many months they'd applied for it? I think more like two years. It could have been two years. Yeah. But, and I mean this with no disrespect to our friends, I'm not sure that they are minor celebrities. I'm not sure that they are. What do you expect from her? They're minor celebrities. They're big celebrities to me. Yes. But, you know, as soon as they got accepted, I was like, I need to get my application in. But I didn't realise until, well, neither of us have big girl jobs right now. Just to correct. We have no money. We're missing out on ourselves, really. Yeah. We've just come back from our travels and we're hoping to travel for the rest of our lives. It's not realistic. Hence why we're dreaming about a million pounds. You know what? I'd take a million. Call me humble. If I win a million though, I'm sorry, I'm not giving you a million pounds. I think I'd still want to take a role though. I kind of like the 1% rule and then that's 10% of it's gone. I think that's a nice thing to do. Okay. My next question. What's your very first spend? Oh, your very first big frivolous purchase. I think it would be a house. Get on the property now. Although, that would take quite a while to go through though. So like, if we're talking rather than buying property, my first big driven spend, I think I would take my sister and I, I've said this before and I will say it again. My sister loves to shop. She has a bit of a spending habit. She'll admit that. But anyways, I would book us into the Four Seasons in London. Go for like a bougie, bougie weekend in a bougie hotel. Get spa day happening. Get all the treatments that I've ever dreamed of and never been able to afford to try. The ones that are like ball line ridiculous. Yeah. Like I'm talking full on body mud mask or like hot stones or like just for the vibe. Just for the vibe. Yeah. I want like a full day spa treatment. Yeah. And then maybe like an hour here or there to read my book and just like sit in the ball. So we're doing that and then go to like some bougie gourmet restaurant. I've always wanted to try. Well, there's none that springs to mind. Ball line might. No, I do want to have a shopping spree in London, but I also feel like it could be fun to go on a shopping spree in like Milan or Paris. Like we're talking like weekend getaway purely for shopping trip. I'm on board with that because realistically, it's so much more fun to be able to be like, oh my God, love your dress. Where'd you get that? Milan, darling. And these people, they call it Milan. Yeah. It's not Milan. It's Milan, darling. That's so true. But I would give us a budget, I reckon. Okay. Are you ready for the number? I think per person, per person, I'm thinking like 20k each. Oh my God. Like bougie, bougie. You can have a lot of fun. A lot of fun. But I'm talking two days shop till you drop. We're having a long weekend. First day is relaxed spa day so that we are limber and relaxed after traveling and we're ready. Your posture is fantastic. Great. You're ready. No bloating because all of the bloat has been like massaged out of us. Absolutely. And we're ready to try on some gorgeous clothes. So I'm now thinking complete wardrobe reset because I think I might treat everybody to one of these weekends. I think I might be getting a bit too extravagant here. Let's calm down. But I'll start with my sister and then I might go with my mum. And borderline, the first weekend when we do the spa day, we then get a hair treatment. We then get a facial treatment, whatever. Get hair cut so we're looking glam. We're looking gorgeous. We go out to some really nice restaurants and we're ready. We're recharged. We've had a load of pasta. We've carb loaded. Ready for a few days shop till we drop. And I'm thinking gorgeous high heels. Yeah. I want to start wearing high heels. This is your Carrie Bradshaw moment. Yeah. I want to like train myself to be able to walk miles in high heels. I think this is important. It's important for you. Yeah. I want some new bags. I want like a bougie, bougie handbag. Like borderline needs to start shopping in Hermès. So it's a little like before with my new... You're going to get on the wish list. What's it? The wish list for Birkin. Yes. Hell yeah. That's one of my dreams. Well, maybe not. But like that would be cool, objectively. It would objectively be incredibly cool. But maybe... And it's a great investment. They will... Maybe you get so in with Hermès that they create a lollied bag. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Oh, that'd be insane. That'd be so cool. But we're not... Let's not get up. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. First major spend is a big shopping weekend with my sister. We're staying in the Four Seasons, having like a dream come true getaway. We're jumping on the bed, doing the Brooklyn Nine-Nine in our little like... Yeah. Bougie-esque hotel gowns, jumping onto the bed, having loads of spa treatments. So champagne on tap. Yes. Champagne on tap. We have some great food and then we shop. And we've got whole new wardrobes. I want to feel classy. I want a load of staple pieces. Like this is an investment in myself and in my wardrobe. Absolutely. I'm not going fast fashion because I've got the money to pay for quality items that will last. And it's ethical. And it's ethical. She's an environmental queen. So I want new makeup, new skincare routine. Borderline that will come at a later date, the skincare routine, because I feel like I'd want to put myself in with a dermatologist. Yes. I think that we could get scientific with this. Yeah. I want a nutritionist. I want a dermatologist. I want... I don't even know what more like celebrities and rich people get to do with their health. Personal trainer. Yeah. An Etsy witch. Borderline. Yes. I think you should get a sidekick, the LOLs. I don't know if I could go that far. I think I'd get a therapist or like a... Oh my god, definitely. Yeah, something for the mental health. Actually, if I win a hundred million, I'm paying for counselling therapy, free therapy for everybody. I love that. For all of my friends and family. My family needs some therapy, I'm so sure. Doesn't everyone? Yeah. Did you see Olivia Rodrigo paid for therapy for her entire tour? Everyone who was on her tour with her. I know. How nice is that? That's really nice. What a queen. She's a great person. I would love some real cool like concert tickets. I think you're that rich you can get in with them. You could make friends with these people. Oh, hell yeah. I'm advancing to the same sorts of places. I want to network and the first step to networking, looking the part. Absolutely. The first flirt. Yeah. Bougie shopping trips. Places that are going to dress me so I look like I am old money. But the thing is, because that's exactly the thing. Yeah. You are realistically, by definition, new money. You're money. New money, you didn't see that. There's literally just a bit. But you don't want it to be gaudy. You don't want people who actually know about these things to be able to sniff you out within a second. Exactly. You want to look like you belong. Belong. That this was your birthright. Yeah. And I genuinely believe it was my birthright. I genuinely believe I was born to have a lot of money. We're doing a podcast. Hence, we've only bought lottery tickets twice in our life. But yeah, so that was the big slurge. And my sister will definitely be rinsing me dry over the full 20k, best believe. But you know what? I know she should. Yeah. As she should. As I was in that position. Oh, for sure. As you might get to in that position. So let's talk property. Okay. So we've got, we want a principal residence. And then I'm thinking holiday homes. And whether you think you'll be a holiday home person or if you'd prefer to spend vast amounts on visiting all forms of the world. With a hundred mil, surely you can do both. I mean. I mean, I'm thinking primary residence. Let's start there. Yeah. Massive townhouse in the middle of London. Somewhere near a park. Somewhere in a nice part of London. And I want like one of those massive white townhouses. Maybe with a couple of pillars out the front. But enough to have like a bit of a front garden. Maybe three floors. I'm thinking big townhouse. Light and airy. Garden out the back. Could be somewhere like Richmond or Wimbledon. I know that's a bit further out. But I prefer to have it bigger. Although with a hundred mil, I could definitely afford to have seven for London, I feel, with that. Would you want, are you pro, you know, Nothing Helps film is with the shared garden. I could get behind that. I could get behind that. Something about having a huge one of those gardens is pretty crazy. So true. And I would love to be able to just walk out onto the street and I'm in central London. I love London. I've never lived there. I want to live there. That's where I fancy it as a graduate. As a graduate. Yep. So yes, main primary residence, bougie, airy townhouse. Yeah. Centre of London with some green space. With like five plus bedrooms so that I could have massive sleepovers with people staying over. Absolutely. Would you have any, you know, like sort of ridiculous amenities? We're talking like swimming pool, pool, table. Oh, I would love a pool. We're talking. I would love, okay, my Pinterest, my Pinterest is insane. I've got so many inspiration boards for this kind of stuff. I want a wine fridge. I want a bar. In the lounge, I want open plan kitchen. I want an island and a breakfast bar. Yes. I want a big open space living room with like a bar area and then a snug area. I want a massive table for hosting dinner parties. I love dinner parties. That's one of my favourite hobbies. We've hosted some great dinner parties. We have. I would love a gym. I'd also love a walk-in wardrobe. Oh my god, that'd be amazing. But I think the main thing for me, there's nothing like wild in the sense of like hot tubs or swimming pools that I'd want. But I would want an incredible bathroom, like ensuite to the master bedroom. That'd be fantastic. Are we talking like standalone tub? Standalone tub that's big enough for me to actually lie down all the way because I'm quite tall and so not a big tub that I've ever had fit me lying down comfortably. I'm imagining like, you know, those like gold seats. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Those are the vibes. But on top of the bath, I'm envisioning like the size of this bathroom is the size of my current bedroom. Like it's a big, big ensuite. Yeah. It's big for a bathroom. My bedroom at home is not that big. But I want like a massive rainfall shower with some gorgeous like, what are they like green tiles? I love a green tile. And then with manifesting, I get a wealthy husband in the future, not the near future, but in the future. In the future, yeah. And so I have the two his and hers thing. His and hers thing. Yep. Yeah. And then also what I love, I love being clean. I love being neat and tidy. I'd want enough cupboard space so that there's nothing actually out on the sides. I love that. Because bathrooms are so dirty. That's one thing I'm immediately hiring is a cleaner. Yes. And a chef. Yeah. I think they're a must. I think they're a must. Yeah. I'd appreciate a cleaner so much. Yeah. But yeah, so family residence in London. And then holiday homes I want to get ski shallows. I'm not even good at skiing. I started it on our YouTube. And we picked it up incredibly quickly, I've got to say. Thanks. I had like maybe five lessons that my grandma paid for for me, my sister and my two cousins when we were about five. And we could teach her and that was about it. So then I was like famous in YouTube and didn't want to pay the 150 quid extra to get lessons on this first teacher that we did in, was it second year? Yeah, yeah. And realistically, I was a shit teacher. I was doing absolutely no help. I was just like everything's insane. Cash. Yes. I was like, just cash. It's like, what the fuck does that mean? But it was great. And I picked it up because I wanted to go to Accra. Yeah. In second day's Accra, you had to be able to get down a blue slope to get back down from Accra. And it's a pretty difficult blue slope, especially drunk and in the borderline darkness. Yeah. So I basically just went to Megan. Megan, you're taking me up the blue slope before Accra so that I know I can get down if need be. You just need to teach me how to stop and then I'm happy to go up it. So the first few days were a bit rough. My stopping was more me just throwing myself onto the floor. But I learned how to ski. And now I've gone skiing twice since and I'm pretty decent. And you have a chalet. You're going to be sick. Yeah. I want like a massive chalet so I can host like 20 plus people. I think that would be insane. I think we start immediately. Would you rent that out? I feel like if I don't need the money, I feel like I wouldn't rent it out. So I agree. New Year's Eve on the slope. Yeah. Oh my god. New Year's trips. Yearly New Year's trips to the chalet. That would be literally unbelievable. Will you get it catered? That would be insane. That would be unbelievable. Yeah. And then also I feel like, so I'm not going to go crazy with the amount of properties. I think I'd get the big, I think I'd have a big townhouse in London. Yeah. I'd also have like a little flat maybe somewhere. It's interesting. That's just for me. Or like, actually yes, no. I've changed my mind. I'd have the townhouse somewhere slightly further out like Richmond or Wimbledon. And then I'd have a sensible flat for like a crash pad post the night out in London. I quite like this. Yeah. Because for example, you're in Richmond, you're by the river, you can have your nice walk. Yeah. You can feel a little bit more. It's more village-y. It's more of a Sunday house. Do you know what I mean? I really do. Whereas the flat in the centre of London is more of a Friday night house. That's my vibe. Because, ladies and gentlemen, when you're a multimillionaire, every day's a weekend. Although that comes to a great question, would you still continue to work? Yes. It's significant. What do you think? I believe after my little six months of continuing my life as normal, when I start getting fun with the money, firstly, I would also make sure I have a lawyer and an investment financial advisor. So I've got my affairs in order. No one's coming for my money. I think you want a team. I want a whole team. Yeah. So I'm never losing my money as well, and they're investing it so it grows. Because that way you don't ever have to worry about money, and you're offspring slash I don't really want kids. My friend's offspring can have trusts set up, and that's not even affecting the money. Yeah. Because if you invest it and it goes up like 10% each year, for instance, compounded, you're never losing your money. So hence why I was like, if I give my friends money, it's not going to affect me much. If I then give it yearly rolling, if it's all still invested, it's just coming out of it again. Anyway, back to this. Would I work? I want to say I take a couple of years, sort out buying houses, enjoying myself, doing loads of travelling and going on really, really cool holidays. Yeah. And then I think I would want to work for a charity or do like a little part-time three days a week hobby job or start my own business. Interesting. Yeah. I can see you starting your own business, Steve. Because I think I would get bored. It's so made in Charleston. Yeah. They've all got their businesses. Yeah. I think yours would be a bit more serious than mine. And then you can be kids in Empire. Don't come for me daily life. Although if you want to come on the podcast, hit us up. We'd love that. I can definitely see you starting a business. Yeah. I also think that you'd do very well at delegating so it doesn't become too stressful. Because I think that with this amount of money, you don't want stress in life. You know, the whole point is that your life is easy. Yeah. Enjoyable. Very enjoyed. Yeah. But I also can see myself working for a charity. I can't remember what the position is called, but where you're liaising with clients and trying to secure more donations. Yeah. So also, that would open up a whole world to networking and I could bring in all my rich French clients and I could start being within the proper. I could also see you starting a charity. I could be quite big. You could start a foundation, the Emily Lloyd Foundation, you know, for a cause that means something to you. Yeah. In the meantime, you could be, for example, a spokesperson for refuge. And you could do those kind of things. Yeah. Women's domestic violence charity. Very important. And we made a load of money for them when we did Be In Control. We did. They're a great charity. Fantastic charity. Big plug. I could see you starting a foundation for an issue that means a lot to you. That could be your life's baby. Yeah. That you then can put lots of work into. You can run galas and benefits and things. Oh, I would love that. Digital events planning. Basically, you can incite local plans and stuff to do these fun things. You can also secure the donations, but equally outsource it when you want to go on holiday. Yes. Or work remotely. Or work remotely. Yeah. Gosh. And you'll be doing so much good to society. Good. This is bringing tears to my eyes. I'm getting a bit emotional for myself. Okay. Yeah. So I would want to keep doing things, but I think I'd have a good two years of that. Yeah. But I also think I could... The other thing I've considered is I've always wanted to move to Italy to learn another language. I think Italy is my next one. I already know Spanish and they're kind of similar. They are similar. So it would be an easy segue. I think I'd also then eventually want to settle in Italy. And I think it'd be really fun to own a vineyard. So that could be my little side passion project as well. Yeah. Falling in love with an Italian man. Absolutely. Drinking wine and sun all year round. Absolutely. I can so see that for you. Yeah. So maybe then my third home... I know it's fourth because we've got a flat in London as well. We do. We've got two London properties. We've got the massive townhouse, the flat, the chalet. Probably somewhere in France or Italy. Out. Somewhere out. Then we're having a chalet. Whether that's like a Tuscan or like an Italian villa or a South of France villa. It's normal people's summer. Normal people's summer. Would you like to explain what our obsession with normal people's summer is? Our obsession with... So Sally Rooney's book, Normal People, starring in the TV show, Days After Days of a Poor Masculine. Weird. It's borderline my Roman Empire. I think I'll accept Sally Rooney. And in this they go to Marianne's villa in... I want to say it is Tuscany. It's definitely northern Italy. And it is phenomenal. It just looks like pure vibes. Minus the abusive boyfriends she has. There will be no abusive boyfriends here. But they go out, they cycle, they go get groceries from the little town. They bring them back. They make incredible summer salads. Pastas. Yeah. Strawberry wine. They live their lives. They do live their lives. It's a dream. But that's my dream, I think, is like I'm spending summers there while the weather is warm in London, enjoying the London vibes. And even borderline like autumn vibes in London. I like that. But then I'm going back to Italy. Yes. But then I'm going back to Italy for like the cold winter and the dingy like January, February time. And then I'm spending a hot minute of like when I want to feel Christmassy in the chalet in the outskirts, snowy. And so you get the best part of Christmassy, like cold. But then the rest of it is like in a warmer temperature and it's not gross depressing UK cold. I'm thinking January, February though. It's northern Italy is quite cold. It's not that much warmer. And even south of France kind of vibe. It's like same latitude, I don't know. Because we used to do New Year's in Italy and it is a bit cold. I'm thinking... Is it warmer than England though? A bit. But I think you need your January, February maybe is where you travel. So you don't necessarily need the house in the Caribbean or in the South East Asia or whatever. But you maybe January, February is Thailand. You have a new... God, you're a genius. Yes. She knows you better than I know myself. No, that's brilliant actually. I like that. I like that a lot. Okay. I think that is where I would be going. Any other questions? I feel like we've really deep dived into this. We really have. And we've got so many more questions and we can do a part two episode. I think we might have to. On what the other spends would be because we can get really fun. We've got questions that we want to ask, e.g. what would be your holidays you'd be doing? What would be... Sorry. One of the slurges, when we were brainstorming with CookUp, we came up with funny things that you might want to do that is just a bit ridiculous. So we're not talking about this is a practical thing, that this is something that my accountant would sign off on. Do you know what I mean? This is something that you're doing because you just have a ridiculous amount of money. And when you have that money... Easy, like, wait. Like, for instance, Elon Musk and his obsession with space. Yes. And all of that. The kind of like wild... Desperate to live forever. Yeah. And so he's trying to become a vampire. Yeah. So we're talking about you have so much money, but your fun things become... Ex-intricities become obsessions because you simply can. Right. So Bob, we met on the English Trail, four-day trek through Peru. Quite difficult, but it's not awful. And we got into lots of deep conversations. Yeah, you're walking for like 12 hours a day. Yeah. It's very, it's very intense. And as a group, the Girly Swirlies love to chat, if you can't tell. And so we asked an awful lot of wacky questions. And Bob loves to answer them. And we are a little bit too honest, if we're completely honest. Anyway, but it was great content. It was fantastic. And it's now great podcast chat. So Bob answered, when we said, what would be the weirdest thing you would do if you won 100 million? This is his answer. He said he would buy a Lib Dem, specifically a Lib Dem, because I think... Specifically a male Lib Dem. A male Lib Dem, sort of middle-class, white, balding... Do you know what I mean? Like a typical picture when you picture a politician, which shouldn't be because that's whole gender bias. But anyway, sorry. That's invisible women that I'm reading right now, having a bit of a moment in my life. Unfortunately. But anyway. It is what you picture. And make them do really stupid shit. Just be like, okay, today you go stand up in Parliament and you only meow. Yeah, just so that he knows that's going to be what appears on the front of the newspaper the next day. He's not going to watch it. He's not going to look at the newspaper. Yeah. He wouldn't look at the newspaper. He wouldn't watch it back. He wouldn't look at the news and be like, ha ha, I made that happen. He'd just know. He'd just know and have such a power trip off of being able to control this person and make them do stupid shit. Which is realistically inconsequential to the world. The world, yeah. It doesn't make a difference to the state of the country. He's just there. And that's the key of being a Lib Dem, is because it doesn't act. It's not going to make that much difference. It's going to fit in with their crazy extracurricular activities. But I think also Bob had a bit of a power complex. He had a bit of a something to do with like, he basically said he would want to dominate this person kind of thing. Yeah. Ish was the vibe we got from it. So that was that really. But we'll think on it. And I will let you know my eccentric wildcard choice of what I would spend my money on. Absolutely. If I won 100 mil. Okay, have you got anything else to add? Any questions for this podcast? Or should we do a part two on that? I think a part two. And then you're going to hear it all about Megan's options as well. Because I feel like we have quite similar thoughts in some ways, but quite different thoughts in other ways. I actually found I quite like the sound of quite a lot of Emily's ideas. The idea of hiring Claudia Winkleman is just very, I can't believe I only just came up with that. Also Tracers, we've spoken about Tracers quite a lot. That took up quite a chunk of our time. Apologies. Tracers is quite a... It's quite a big thing. It's quite a big thing. It's caused, Bordeline almost caused a fallout. It almost caused a crash. We got so into Tracers. We were watching it on catch-up like literally six months after it actually aired. Because for context, we live together. We live together at uni. We're all a friendship group from university. And the four of us in our house were binge-watching with Tracers. And it's final year of uni. We had a lot of work to do. But during that Bordeline week and a half that we were binge-watching, we couldn't, we'd come home for lunch every day and we couldn't leave. We'd be hooked. Yeah. And poor Emily was very busy with fight night and a lot of other things because she's a busy lady. Yeah. And needed to go to bed, needed her beauty sleep. And we, Tracers changed us. And I'm not proud to admit it. Oh, it was a scary time. It was a scary time. It was also like we started speaking like we were on the Tracers. Like one of us was a Tracer. But it also was the point in the winter in the north of the UK where it gets dark at about 4pm. Oh, absolutely. And so it was, the darkness kind of leaked into all of our souls at the same time. And we were very much getting distressed of our degrees. We were getting nasty. If I'm completely honest. Yeah. We were getting nasty. And poor Emily went to bed. We were like, we'll just keep watching it. That would have been friendship ending. But that would have been friendship ending if we had actually turned up. And my bedroom backed onto, my bedroom was the only downstairs bedroom, and it backed onto the lounge. So I could hear their entire conversation as I'm trying to get out of bed. And they're like, and then they just put it on. It was part of my bedtime. I was training for like hours a week for this fight night charity boxing competition. And I was exhausted. I'd been getting beaten up all week in training. And I was like. And now she's being beaten up by her housemate. Emotionally and mentally. Yes, I was. And so I can hear them as I was trying to go to sleep. I get out of my bed. I marched into the lounge and unplugged the television. Let me tell you, I've never seen such a power move in my entire life. I've never heard such a reaction from you guys in my entire life. It was iconic. It was iconic. I maybe went a little bit too far. But equally, I was really upset. We went too far. You were about to press play. I'm pretty sure it was already playing. You'd started playing the second episode maybe. And I unplugged the TV. Did I even unplug it? Or did I just switch it off at the wall? You unplugged the TV. Yeah. And they were outraged. Which kind of fair enough. You know what? I think those parties. I think we all made a mistake. We all needed to take a step back. And I think after we all actually took a breath, we were like. Okay. Yeah. And then at that point, I stopped. I think I had to stop watching Trace. I couldn't watch the second series because I was off the air of a fallout with it. It went too far. Yeah, it went too far. I'd like to say we're nicer people now. Yes, we are. We've learned from our mistakes. However, when Celebrity Traitors comes on, best believe. So true. I'm sat. And best believe if we win 100 million, Claudia Winkleman is coming out. With our own traitors. That's what I want to do. That's my wild card. I'm putting everyone in and we're doing traitors. Oh my god. No, but like the weird five characters from our lives. Oh my god. Wait, more on this next time. More on this next time. And with that, we will leave you. How do you want to sign off? I hope we've helped. Now that you've become a millionaire. Buy a lottery ticket. Make sure you check your numbers. Check your numbers, ladies and gentlemen. Check your numbers. And go to Tezzy's and buy a lottery ticket. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. Until next time. And goodnight. Over and out. Over and out.