Shower Thoughts

Someday, an old person will die, and so will the last living memory of you. Airport security is the only place it's socially acceptable to begin removing your belt in a queue of people. Cows are very calm, considering the entire floor is food. Thousands of people have at least a picture of you. Middle age isn't 50, it's 38. There are 8 billion people in the world, but only 2 billion seconds in life to think about them all. Until your 36th birthday, you've been a kid longer than you've been an adult. Memory fun doesn't remember us, it remembers itself without us. When it starts to remember us, we throw it away. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner? How does Spider-Man stick to walls when he's wearing gloves and boots? He himself is sticky, not his clothes. Waiting for the waiter to bring food makes you the waiter. Humans are the most photographed species of animal. Cats must have a very complex culture, considering how often they'll fight for seemingly no reason. Your tongue knows how the texture of any object feels. As biological responses go, going weak in the knees due to fear of heights is a pretty terrible one. Dogs get all the credit for the swimming style that every four-legged animal uses. It's okay to not know how things are going to turn out. Fundamentally, a baby is a free pet. Over the last 300 million years, the Earth has geographically changed more than sharks or dragonflies have. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? If you live alone, there are probably many days when you don't say a single word all day. There's a chance someone born in the Roman Empire had heard about Florida.