Elden Ring Part 4

Okay. There we go. Okay, should be good. Alrighty. Yeah. Let me... Okay, let me write my sign. My sign is written. I don't know how many tries we're going to try to dig this in here with until we decide we should go somewhere else. What book? You're the one who said that we were going somewhere else. What are you talking about, Brian? Brian, you said that. You said that. You're the one that said that. You're like, oh, we'll just go somewhere else. Oh, wait. Oh, I thought I'd seen... Did I cancel it? I think I might have canceled it by accident. Ugh. It's written. Shouldn't be able to hear me better with it over here. Everyone, try not to listen. Brian, I don't know if you'll be able to kill me on your own. I'm going to do my very best, but, um... He is ridiculously hard. You don't want me to buff? Alright. Ooh, what the fuck was that? Yeah, the shield kind of did save me right there. Fuck, I forgot I don't have as much Estus. That's, uh, not good. I'm dead. That was really fast. He killed me in two hits, Brian. Damn, he killed you in one hit? Damn, Brian, we might have to come back to this later. I told you to get plus nine wasn't enough. You wanted to go to ten. And I was like, okay. You died right after me. And he one shot you and two shot me. What's he talking about? I told you I'm pretty sure that this is one of the hardest bosses in the DLC. I would not be surprised if it's like in like the top four. It's his damage. With that, yeah, and his damage. If he didn't do so much fucking damage, he kills you like really fast. And he has so much health. That's one of the main things that makes a boss difficult is how much damage they do. Or how much damage you give to them. And bro, he does way too much damage. At least in this thing. You don't want me to buff you? What is that? I thought this was my room. Let's take a look. Damn. That was a lot of range. I didn't know I had that much range. He almost grabbed me. Oh my fucking goodness dude. That's annoying. He turned right towards me. He tried to get me with that attack like five times. That's so annoying. I was blocking bro. I was trying to fucking block. I was blocking and then I barely let go because I thought he already fucking passed me. You can literally bro. You could see me blocking a millisecond before the fucking thing hits me. Okay. Okay. Is that a random person? Brian. Bro, I'm not trying to play with randoms dog. Come on. Dog, they're gonna fucking spoil all of the new spells, all of the new weapons, all of the new armor. I want to find that shit and see that shit for myself the first time. Not just fucking see somebody else use it to obliterate a fucking boss. Motherfucker can't respect another person's wishes. Bro, you're telling me how to play. I'm not telling you how to play. What are you talking about? This is exactly why I don't fucking play with randoms. All right. I was blocking. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Brian. That's why you want to summon in a motherfucking random person. The NPC is better, bro. The NPC is a better distraction and has way more health. You can't say that they don't. They're both a better distraction and they have way more health. That's the main thing that you want. You want somebody who does, and we do, the damage. That's the one thing they don't have. They don't have that much damage, but we can do that. All we need is somebody to fucking distract them. What's wrong with me? I'm telling you, Brian, most people in US 7, a lot of people aren't going to be prepared for New Game Plus 10. Most people are like 150, 200, maybe. You rarely find people that are 300, 400, and that's what you need to be to be able to keep up in this world. It doesn't help that I'm up, but I'm going to go down just a little bit. What the fuck kind of weird movement was that? That one shot me? Motherfucker, you don't think I'm trying, Brian? Brian, do you understand that this game is known for being difficult, right? Who the fuck are you to get mad every time somebody fucking dies? You think I'm doing that shit on purpose and not fucking trying? Brian, I've played every fucking Souls game. I beat every fucking Souls game. I'm trying. We're not going to beat this shit in three, four fucking tries. Oh my goodness, Brian. Brian, do you not remember who was the first one who introduced you to these games? Talking to me like I'm fucking... You wouldn't even have known any of this shit if it wasn't for me. You wouldn't have known about any of this shit. I put you on this shit, Brian. Don't forget that. Motherfucker, you're not. Yeah, absolutely not, Benner. Motherfucker, that's why you summon other people. So they can take the fucking bulk of the work and eat some cheese ass shit. I don't want to do that. I want to fucking actually beat it. Really beat it. Just us. Brian, stop making it seem like you do all the motherfucking work. I will literally go back and look at the numbers, bro. I swear, Brian. You can see the motherfucking numbers. I'll count all that shit, but I do ten thousands of damage. Shit, I do die, but I try. Motherfucker, he is not easy, and he goes for me relentlessly. There is literal fucking proof of that shit. He goes for me relentlessly, and this boss is not easy. It's been written. Everybody wins. People still are not. I think the real test is in the PDE. That's where the game really is to me. Oh, you can block that. Oh, I can grab there. Yeah, the grabbers are not easy to avoid. Stupid. Now if you know them, some of them you can see he chomps his mouth like four times before he does it. Like he stands up and then he chomps his mouth like four times, and then he grabs you. So you can see it. No, you just gotta pay attention. That's how all of them are. They'll do like a little stance, and then they'll grab you. That's every boss there. That seemed a little too slow for him now. Way too slow for him. Yeah, bro, to me they seem way too slow for this boss. Oh, fuck. Oh, at least this person could survive that. I did. I couldn't block that last one. If my Estus had saved me, I would have died. Fuck. Damn. It's a hurt, but I know. Bro, it was so fucking fast, Brian. I was blocking. I was holding block the entire time. It still got me. Brian, I try blocking sometimes, but sometimes it happens so fast that you can't exactly recognize what attack it is. So you just fucking roll out of instinct. Oh my god. Yeah, shit, I can't block everything. I nearly died right there too. That one that's the three hit combo, the first two broke my guard and the third one hit me. And that fucking third one killed me, but my flask of physics saved me. Otherwise I would have died right there. So that shit can be helpful. It can also be... No. Even though the shit can be helpful, it can also be... You can also still get killed with that shit sometimes. Brian, it's New Game Plus 10. Do you know how what percent of people in this game play New Game Plus 10 and are able to beat it? Like less than fucking 10. It's hard, Brian. It's hard. Simple as that. It's been written. There's just all kinds of ghosts and shit. It's kind of weird. I was like, what the fuck? Do you see it? I rewrote it. All right. All right. He's almost done. He's almost done. That's a dumb move, Brian. I hate that move so much. I didn't get him. He's about to transform to his second phase. Eat the lightning proof thing. I'm using my magic. I'm using my magic. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. That's annoying. I'm fine. I'm fine. You can hit him when he does this. What the fuck was that? What the fuck? Brian, you see how fucking fast it is? I'm trying, Brian. I can't react to every single fucking attack. I don't think you're going to get him, dog. Okay, so you know what? You take your own advice. You die, just block it. Just dodge it. Just block it, bro. Just dodge it. Then you should kill him. It's that fucking easy, Brian. It's that easy. Then you should be able to kill him just fine, then. That's all you've got to do to win. Block it and dodge it. If you can block and dodge successfully, you don't die. Yeah, it literally is, but it's not fucking easy. It's easy to do a couple times, but consistently the entire time, it's not easy, Brian. Do you see my sign? Ugh. The red thing, what is that? Uh, you got it. And, Brian, I was going to say, like, I'm going to cut this part out, but, bro, we can't, well, we can't, well, we could, but we shouldn't be, like, arguing and bickering and, like, angry at each other and shit over stupid fucking minimal shit. Yes, we could get angry and, like, it's kind of funny to be mad at each other and, like, at the game. Motherfucker, we ain't got to take this shit seriously and fucking be all da-da-da-da-da-da. Because, number one, that shit's not... For both of us. I always try to do that, Brian. Well, okay, I do do that, too, but that's not for bosses. Not for bosses. Not for bosses. Look, I'm just saying in general, look, Brian, we're on the same motherfucking team, and if we want to win, we got to work together and act like it, okay? Otherwise, we're not going to motherfucking win this shit. Simple. Yeah, Loki, that's a good thing, because he kind of, like, goes at an angle all the time, I noticed. Oh, nice. He's fast. I blocked both of those and they both broke my guard. Just take it slow and steady, bro, that's the key to winning. Slow and steady, that's how we always beat the hard bosses. That's annoying, that got both of us. I'll try to get him off you so you can heal. Heal now, heal now. Heal now, heal now. Heal now, heal now. Heal now, heal now. Heal now, heal now. Heal now, heal now. Good shit. Nice, that was sick. He's frostbitten, he's frostbitten. I'm using my magic. That one shot me? You got to be kidding me, Brian, that lightning spell is so fast, bro, you can't blame that on me. That fucking lightning spell. Bro, he was doing backflips and summoning lightning in the whole area. What the fuck are you supposed to even do against that? Yeah, I think we actually might be able to kill him. Because, I mean, we've been consistently getting him to second phase, so I mean, shit, if we could do that, we could kill him. But, bro. You know what has me worried, bro, lowkey a lot, kind of at this point? The fact that fucking, I don't think I can, I'm almost positive I picked up those one things that let you level up in the DLC. Because I remember, I read it to you first and then you picked it up and you're like, oh yeah, that's what it does. Because I didn't see what it did, but I just read it in the very beginning. Bro, I'm pretty sure I got them, I picked them up, but dog, I don't think it's registering or letting me level up. Like, level any of them up. The only way to be sure is I got to check in my inventory and see if I have them in my inventory. And if I have them in my inventory, bro, and it's not letting me use it, bro, that's so fucked up, bro. That's actually fucked up. Um, how many did we fuck? Yeah. Alright then. Yeah. Yeah. That's dumb. No, bro, broke my guard instantly. He did that attack again. Fuck him, bro, he does that attack to me every single time. He never goes for you with that. Or anybody else. That's so dumb. What the hell? Oh, he's already got five, dude. That's dumb. Yeah, alright. Yeah, okay, well, fuckin'... Um... Make sure you're not too tired, either. Make sure you're, like, well rested and shit, because you don't want to be tired and then do shit, because you can come across as tired sometimes if you are tired. Also... Okay, I'm just saying, generally speaking, make sure you're well rested. Also, um... Also, make sure you actually get them beforehand and then don't tell me to get on and then ask me to get on and then have me be on and then be like, oh, I didn't get any of them. And make me wait 20 minutes for you to get them. Okay, well, get a good amount. You don't have any of them? Hmm... Yeah. Yeah, alright, let me get this car out of here and see what the fuck was it. Alright, then.