Elden Ring Part 3

Okay, there we go. Okay. Wait, why am I somewhere different? Oh, no, I'm here. Okay. All right. I started this shit. Okay. Are you ready, Beheel? We're on this shit again. Are you getting those leaves? Yeah, FYI, I have, okay, I have 400 of those finger remedies right now, so if I lose, like, if I need to farm them, that means I've died. I'm just saying, if I farm them, that means I've died 400 times. I don't think I'll need to use all of them, but I probably will. I can't give you them. I can't give them to you. I can only give you the flowers. I don't have as many flowers. I think, yeah, I'm pretty sure. Wait, can you go? Or was the other around? Well, I don't see your sign. Did you write your sign? Oh, I'm here. Where's your sign? All right. Oh, yeah, low-key, bro, use that moon goat, too, honestly, bro, fuck it. That shit, because he moves really a lot. I feel like range is, like, how to get to him, because he jumps around so much. He's one of those bosses that moves around like a lot. Bro, no, if you're going to use magic, we already found the spell. Keep that spell that we were using last time. That's how we're going to, no, the only, bro, we haven't had one successful time where both of us were using the magic and none of us said, okay. Yeah, but like I said, I strongly suggest that you use the spell that you're using, because it's the most consistent, because other spells, he'll jump. That one, like, stays locked for a second and it hones on him. I don't know, whatever you want. He said stone him? What do you mean by that? Yeah, that NPC, the only thing that made him hard was when he put that stupid fire on his sword, or his spear. What do you mean, what happened? You did that last time, too, you know that? You motherfucker. Yeah, you're probably going to get spoiled by all the fucking, oops, I need to put the charger on the thing. Hold on. Can you still hear me good on the thing, Brian, or does it sound, I moved the, does it sound different, or no? I know it sounds different, but can you still hear me good? You can still hear me good? Okay, cool, cool. I have it for my thing to charge, that's fine, but we're good. Well, no, this shit just came out, that's why, especially. This thing just came out, but yeah, you're right. Bro, you should've seen the old days, bro, when I played Dark Souls 2, I didn't fucking know that these games had multiplayer, bro, like that. And there was this, oh, I see your side. Alright, I'm summoning you. There was this one boss that I was stuck on for so fucking long, bro, it was the longest I'd ever been stuck on it. And I found out there was multiplayer like way towards the end, but I beat it by myself, because nobody was helping me. By the time I played the game, nobody else, like nobody was summoning, bro. I swear I stood there waiting for a summon for like fucking two hours, bro, or like not two hours straight, but like for a long time. Like I would get, I would get like one person every like 30 minutes, bro, and that person would just get beat up, or I would die. I was struggling so hard, bro. That was the first time I figured out the thing had summons, but I didn't use the summons I found in Dark Souls 2, I only used them in the other ones, in all the other ones basically. But yeah, let's do this shit, bro. Listen, use the magic link blade, please. If you want us to win, that's what I suggest. And just use it in a second phase. Uh, Freya. Is that how you pronounce that, or do you say the J? How would you read that, Brian? Freyja? Freyja, get over here! Oh my goodness, she's gonna... this... fucking bitch. Oh, nice. Damn, that thing has a lot of range, okay. Alright, we got this. We're gonna get him this time. Don't let him bite you, I mean grab you. That attack has a lot of range. That was a good dodge. That was a good... oh yeah, you put magic on your thing too, huh? Nice. That's not good. Hold on. That's the grab attack. Don't get bit by that. Nice motherfucking insta-kill. Why is he whipping around like that in the air? How is that even possible? Watch out, he's on you. We gotta stun him, bro, we stunned him last time. Hold on. Watch out, he goes around like three times with that. Yeah, that was a good dodge. Yep. Yes! He's already... look at his health, we got him pretty good already. I only used like one Estus. Hold on, he's pissed now. Use your magic, use the magic, use the magic. This is sheer magic, trust me. I did that last time and it took him to like below half health. If we both do that, bro, we'll be good. After that, then we'll have to go to melee. Oh, shit. No, I'm good, I'm good. That does a shit ton of damage. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, now you're a good shit. Don't die! Oh! Yeah, he is kind of going crazy with his magic. Bro, you see how much damage we did? Look, we didn't even finish my magic. I still have so much magic. Yeah, that sword is really good. Oh! He's already at half health. Damn, Brian, I wish you didn't die. Did he just send a tornado to me? Brian, he killed me with a tornado. He literally made a tornado and then sent it over to me and it picked me up and I died. What do you mean it's sad? Did it do damage? I mean, how do you not hit him? It has range. Man, how do you know if you didn't try? You just try it one time and if it hits, then switch it. Alright, whatever. Okay. Oh, yeah, now the Darkwing Gravestriker is good. The Darkwing Gravestriker is good. Yeah, when we combine it's pretty good. Yeah, bro, I'm telling you, the move is pretty good too. I wouldn't recommend against that. Yes, I am. I'm looking for it. He was going crazy, bro. You low-key just need to spam the dodge, bro. Because I noticed these enemies in this DLC, attack, attack, attack, like, they don't really have attack and then a pause and then an attack like a lot of the other bosses. These motherfuckers just attack back to back to back. Didn't you know? I feel like I kind of noticed them, like the hard-ass ones. Alright, hurry up and put on those flies and then, oh, I see your sign. Tell me when you have the flies. Bro, I think he moves around too much for the flies. He moves around too much. Bro, but as soon as it touches him, it stays still and he's moving all the time. As soon as he gets a little bit of damage, the flies just stop moving. It tracks them, yeah, but it only hits them one time and then stops moving. Alright. Look, if the flies don't work, resort back to the magic, I'm telling you. You died last time, bro, you barely did it and we already had him at half health, dude. If you didn't die, I'm telling you, we would have killed him. I still had a lot of magic left. Alright. Yes, sir. I don't know, summon the other one in too. No, that was actually dumb how he killed you, but we're learning his patterns. I know, but we're learning his patterns, so we'll be able to get him soon. Alright. Nice. Alright, I'm good. Watch out, that thing has deceptive range. Oh, that was a good hit on him. I'm good. No, I'm not. What the fuck was that? Did you see that attack? It was so delayed, so weird. I didn't even know if he was going to attack again. He was just doing this weird fucking dance in the air. He was doing this weird spinning dance. What the hell was that? Oh my gosh, bro. That was actually dumb how he killed me. No, look, we're going to get him. Nah, bro, don't look it up. Don't look it up. No. Bro, don't. You're a pussy, Brian. I don't give a fuck. I don't go to this shit. I ain't no rookie. I do this shit on my own, son. I beat this shit on my own. I don't even go to the motherfucking YouTube. I don't care what I'm... Stupid, he said the damn thing's unkillable. So basically, is there anything that you can do with it or no? Yeah, not every boss. Some do, though. Some have a couple weaknesses, but not every boss has. Alright, where's your sign? Oh, there it is. Not every boss. Bro, we already found something. Why can't you just listen? Just please try three times at least with the magic. At least. I'm telling you. If we both use that magic, it messes him up really bad. Hold on. Well, I know, but the magic, it hits him the most consistently, bro. It hits him a lot. It's otherwise hard as fuck to him, and it does damage. What? Alright, I'm not... Don't tell me what happens in the story or where we're supposed to go and shit. I don't want to know. Oh, okay, well, I didn't know what this is. Okay, he said we're on track. He said we're on track. How else would we be on track? But in what other way could we... Okay, okay. Fine. Speak. Oh, fuck, I didn't do this thing. That's not good. That's not good. Hold on, just stay close. Stay close! Fuck, hopefully I got you guys. Oh, I did! I got you guys with that thing. Hold on, now we're good, we're good. We're good. It was just a bad start. Damn, that thing's already done? It's done. Oh, well, we both did it. What the fuck? Oh my goodness. Yeah. Alright, pull out the magic. Just try it, please. One time. At least use all of your magic on it. That's not good. I'm good, I'm good. Just focus on the magic. Oh, that's a lot. I know, I know. Watch out. You can do the same thing. Keep rolling, keep rolling. Oh, fuck, that's a lot of damage. Heal, heal. He's not even on you, heal. Heal right now! He has ice now, watch out. Roll towards him when he does that stupid stomp. You'll see what it is. Oh, that black knife is pretty good against him. Oh, you know what, bro? Black knife with magic might go pretty crazy. He's almost done. Hey, keep using that spell on him. What is that? That's that black knife spell, huh? I'll combine that with my magic and he'll get fucked up. He's almost done. That's fucking annoying. Oh my goodness, I don't know how he does that. That's a tornado! I told you he'd kill me with that last time. That's annoying. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm trying. We got this. We got this, we got this, we got this, hold on. What? I didn't even know he was attacking right there. I didn't even know he was attacking. I didn't even know he was attacking, bro. Oh my gosh. Fuck. No, I told you we were going to kill him. You were like, oh, we can't try him. We're not going to stop until we kill him. We're not going to stop until he's dead, at least in my rune. What a thing. No, I'm going to just use the normal black knife. I'm going to just use the normal one. I'll use the normal one. I'm better with that one. I'm more used to it and it doesn't cost as much magic. It is the black knife. It's the same thing. Bro, the black knife is the same Ash of War attack. If you do it holding, it does a thousand every time. I think that one does like a thousand times too with every swing, right? I'm used to the black knife already and the black blade takes a second to cast. But look, I'm still putting the black fire thing on him. I don't understand. It's still the same status ailment. So look, it'll work. I literally seen that and I was like, you know what? I might use the black knife. No, we could just each choose our own strats and suggest each other's strats. What are you talking about? No. What? No, I just told you to use that magic and you never even tried it one time I don't think Fuck off. And we almost killed him. Hold on. I'm waiting for the fucking Yeah. That's what I've been saying to do the entire time. Oh shit. That attack is the one that gets me every time. Hold on. We got to stun him again. There we go. All right. All right, I'm switching to the, I'm going to use, no, I'm switching to this. Oh fuck. Um, this. Brian, use the spell because you're not hitting him right now. I've been hitting him with my magic. Brian, you haven't used that thing once. Either of them. I'm dead. Brian, he got me with a one shot kill. I don't know what you want me to do about that. I do not see the magic coming from your direction. I'll have to rewatch that one, but I don't see very much magic coming from your direction. We did significantly more damage the other time before that. But, all right. You're stupid. I told you to use the moon value. You already did. All right. Well yeah, the moon migrates better, yeah. I think the best bet is the stupid magic glint blade, but I'm telling you, that's our road to victory. It takes him to less than fucking half health every time. So I mean, that's like a, pretty good. That combined with that is guaranteed to do that, so. At least the times we've done it most of the time. We only stun him in his first phase, you can't really stun him like that in his second phase. We never stun him in his second phase. Well, we haven't yet. We've only consistently stunned him in the first phase. Oops. Let's set him to run. I was never out of magic when he died. I still have more. Well. This time, I'm gonna fucking. This is the end of him. Oh no. He's doing that attack when I'm in a corner. I'm in a fucking corner, dude. Oh my goodness. That's insane. What is he doing? He's going wild, bro. I did fucking horrible that time, bro. I'm not even gonna joke. He was doing some dumb shit, though, bro. I don't even know what that was. Oh, that was good that you stunned him. Stupid. He wasn't going for you at all. He was just going for me non-stop for some dumb shit. Bro, he was going for me non-stop. I was in the corner and he was trying to hit me the whole fucking time. This shit was annoying. I was stuck there. Bro, I'd rather have the one with magic. That lasts longer and makes me do a thousand. It makes me do 300 more per hit. We break his stance one time. What do you mean you're gonna do a different area? Brian, you can't dictate my class. Look, Brian, you make your class, I make my class. We can suggest each other classes. We can suggest each other. But you don't have to abide by it. I suggest you use the magic. You don't even fucking want to? Fine. I didn't force you to. I didn't say, okay, you can use the magic. Fine. I didn't force you to. I didn't say, okay, you can use the magic. And now I'm gonna go somewhere else. I'm not the sole reason why we're fucking losing. What are you talking about? Brian. Okay. Whatever. You're just spouting a bunch of shit. You don't make any sense right now. Okay. We will see what happens. Okay. And that's why you looked it up, pussy? Fuck you. Ain't shit to you. You looked it up. I didn't look it up, so that means you fear him more than I fucking do, alright? So, listen. You want to take the easiest fucking way possible? Hold on. Um, did I? Okay, I did do this. I'm making sure I have everything. I'm not, I'm, don't fucking, no. I'm making sure I have everything. Okay. I need to heal. Damn, my fucking ass just saved me right there. He's about to get stunned. There we go. Alright. Alright, I'm using the magic. Hmm. Um, oh. This guy really wants me fucking dead. Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay, well, get him the fuck off of me. I fucking hate that move so much. You can use as much magic as I'd like to, but it's fine. No, I just want you to use magic. No, I didn't blame my death on you. My death was my fault. But I just would have liked you to use more magic. The sword was good, but I strongly suggest second phase use magic a lot. No, the spell. Okay. No, it's not here. Which one did you have? No, this one's better. I don't know what you're talking about. In my opinion, this one's better. No, the fuck I didn't. When I first used it, I won the first couple games. You don't remember that. There you go. There you go. Damn, I did this thing too early. That's why I have a lot less fucking magic. All right, bro. Let's try again. Fuck. I'm tired of this motherfucker. I hate that fucking attack so much. I don't know if I have a great shield, though. I don't know, though, bro. Some of his attacks seem like they can break your guard instantly. At least if you don't have a great shield. All right. Okay. Do I? Well, bleed is low-key the most OP thing, so that doesn't surprise me at all. That doesn't surprise me at all, given the fucking... yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. How many tries did I do? I did, like, 20 tries. You might be right about that. Here. You happy, Brian? It's a great shield. I don't give a fuck. I'll go like this. I could do it quick. I could do it quick. Come on. All right. Let me use the rune arch. Ow. Fuck. See how it goes for me nonstop? That shit's crazy. Yeah, but there's a third one. If that third one got you, it would've been done. Oh, shit. It just missed you. Oh, fuck. What the hell was that? Nice. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh. All right. Good to know. That's good to know. Yeah, low-key, blocking might be a safer route. I never disagreed with that. Let's try and... Oh, I can barely hear you, brother. You're getting so loud. Hold on. Oh, I frostbit him. That attack gets me every damn fucking time, dude. I know, but I do like two-hunting my sword, too, because, bro, when you two-hunt your sword, it literally does more damage. I don't think I have another Grayshield upgraded like that, dog. I don't think... All right, fine. Oops. Okay. I have the coolest shield in the game, Brian. Or, the coolest Grayshield. No, it's the coolest. I answered it dumbest. I said the coolest. Wait, did I? Okay, no, I didn't. Cool. I will try when I can. Yeah. Okay. Now, you know what a good thing would be to use Lightning-proof Dried Liver? Why not the Lightning-proof Dried Liver? Oh, yeah, you can. You have the perfect stuff. You have the, um... This thing just temporarily boosts Lightning damage negation. Yeah, maybe in a second phase. Not a bad idea. All right, you ready? Hold on. Okay. You want to see my coolest shield? Look at this. It literally matches my character, because this is the Darkmoon Greatsword, and that's a fucking, literally... Oh, it's a Darkmoon, too. It's not even... Yeah, it's pretty crazy. All right. I know. Okay. I don't want to do it right now. Yeah. This is probably you. Nice. Yeah, we're hitting him a lot. Okay. Nice. Oh, is he going to survive it? He survived it! Nice. Damn, that guy's a G. I mean, that girl. I'm blocking, I'm blocking. Oh, bro, you can block that attack. Oh, that's clutch. No, that's the one that would get me every time, so that's actually really clutch. That was his worst attack against me, other than the grab. Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Good shit. I used it. Use that one Black Knight spell. Use that Black Knight spell. I'm good, I'm good. Yes, I did use it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did, yes. Nice. Keep using that, bro, keep spamming that. No, bro, you can hit him right there. He's on my ice now. You can hit him when he does that. Yeah, bro, just use this one, just use this one. Bro, just use R-Imagine this and I guarantee you he'll be nearly dead. He has Frostbite, he has Frostbite. Just block, block. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am. I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. Just block, block. You're good, just block. Get back, get back, get back. I'm good, I'm good. I'm good, just get him. I'm good, I'm good. I'm blocking, I'm blocking. I healed, I'm good, I'm good. Okay, I got magic, I got more magic. I still got more magic. Just play defensive, just play defensive. Let me take point, let me take point. Yeah, no, let me take point, let me take point. He's almost down. That's a lot of damage. I'm blocking, I'm healing. I'm good. Because I can't see what's going on. Fuck. No, I didn't have my wand. I was blocking too. I was trying to block half the attacks. Thanks. No, we did fine. We just have to not get hit as much. I do have my wand in my right... My wand was in my right hand. Yes. Yes. I was trying, bro. You see what he was doing? He was just attack, attack, attack, attack. Eight attacks. I think he can craft them. Yes. I mean, I still got fucked up pretty bad. I got like 85, but I mean... It does help. It does help a little bit. I mean, he would have two shot me there. I got like 80%, but I mean, still. Yeah, I know, that's good to know. But I don't really get fucked up with that one, but I mean, I'll block whenever I can. Ooh, I didn't know you could roll out of that. Okay. Both of what? Stupid. That'll probably help. Okay. I don't think I have both of them, but I'll be good with one. I don't know if I can. But it's fine, I'll be good with one. I'll be good with one. That's shit. I know lightning is very strong. That was the grab. Okay. I blocked that. Stupid. Ooh, we got him fast. Ugh. I know, it should have worked, it looked like it would. Oh, he's frostbitten, he's frostbitten, he's frostbitten. Lightning reaver, I'm using it, I'm using it. Lightning creep, dry liver, I mean. Heal. Heal. No, I'm already far enough, I'm already far enough. He's ice now. Use that one spell. Use that one black knight spell. Use the one black knight spell. Use it, use it now, use it now, use it now. Hold on, no, no, no. No, you didn't get him. You didn't get him with it, because look, it's health. Try to get him with it once. There, there, there, there. That should be good. There, there, there, there. That should be good. Oh, fuck. He's going for me. We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. I got full magic again, I got full magic. I still got two magic esses, bro. Just stay alive, just stay alive, literally. Just stay alive and he'll be dead. I'm trying, I'm hitting him. That's not good. That's not good. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I heal, I heal. He's, watch out, he's ice. Stay far from him, because he does that thing. That's a lot of damage. That's a lot of damage. He's almost down. We got him, we got him, we got him, we got him. He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. Kill him. Finish him. Yes. We did it. Legend failed. New. Remembrance of the dancing line. We both had the same reaction. We both had the same reaction. He dropped an item. Divine beast head. What is that? Oh, is it a helmet? No way. Hold on. Is it a helmet? Divine beast head. Divine beast head. I know, hold on, I'm checking something. I don't think it is a helmet. What the fuck is it? We need to find that tab where it shows all of your recently gotten items, because I don't know where all the new shit that we've gotten is. But we did it. Yes. Finally. I told you we were going to do it. I told you. You know what, but you're right though. I don't know how we're going to get them in your world, because new game plus ten is no joke. Let me rest and see if I can level up really quick too. Let's see if I have any shadow realm blessings. It says not enough, bro. I know I got one. I really hope the game isn't glitched to where it doesn't let me level up. I don't even have nowhere near enough to level up one time after killing the boss. That's where you know we're really high level. Okay. Okay, look, look, Brian, look. Got him, and I'm going to write my sign. We're going to try him a couple times in your world, and then we'll see if, I don't know. We do have him down a lot better though, so I mean that should help, I guess. Hold on. Give me a second. Let me just...