The podcast host expresses resentment towards Americans for their perceived disrespect and greediness towards Britain. He discusses historical events like the Seven Years War and Manifest Destiny, criticizing American actions and ideals, particularly on slavery. He points out hypocrisy in American values, highlighting quotes by Thomas Jefferson. The host concludes by asserting that America is hypocritical, greedy, and violent, not living up to its proclaimed principles. Next episode will focus on India.
Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back to The Rulest Podcast. The greatest podcast, the greatest British podcast I've ever known. The Queen says otherwise. Well, she would have if she was still alive, but the King said so. And as long as the King says so, I say so. So, The Rulest Act, The Rulest Podcast. And from my time here, I want to speak about our red-headed stepchild. The most disrespected, the most greedy, greedy, greedy mudslingers I have ever met.
The Americans. I can't stand them. Truly, truly, I cannot. They disrespect us. Their mother country. Their mother country. I repeat, the father country, who I really do not, no, I'm not going to speak too much about it. I'm not. But I will say, it irks my nerves how they completely disrespected us, but I'm not going to go on to that yet. I want to speak about this episode. It's going to be mostly about our experiences with them, their hypocrisy, and how I feel like we were being skewed in history as the Mongols, the evil tyrants of America.
Well, it wasn't really like that, was it? I feel like they were being spoiled little brats. I'm going to say it now, they were being spoiled, absolute crybabies. And I'm going to speak my mind right now about them. I'm glad everyone here is going to be able to witness how insufferable they truly were. So, for our first segment, let's talk about the Seven Years War. I feel like that's where the disconnect between us and America came from, truly.
I feel like, before that, we were in a tight-knit group, a duo, Batman and Robin, Sonic and Tails, Donkey Kong and Duttard Kong, let's not say his name no more. But other than that, I feel like we were fine. But like, they got too comfortable, too comfortable living how they want to live. Talking about, we used to have representation from the government, the local government. This isn't the local government anymore. You're fighting French. We have to step up now, because we had to pay back for all of this.
Yes, some autonomy will be lost, but who cares? Do as we say, and you would have been fine. If it wasn't for them stretching out into French territory, and I'll get on to them, their somehow magic Shaq and Kobe duo of American and French. I'll get on to them later, I promise you I will. But, let's just talk about America first. I don't understand why they were mad at us for wanting, just, for trying to find a situation that they started.
We were broke. Spare change, spare change, that was us. And they were mad at us for trying to find ways to get us out of that rut. Mars, I understand, they felt like they were being represented. Why would you need to be represented? You're the British country, you're British country. Our representation, it's your representation. It doesn't matter if it's 2,000 miles away, you're still being represented by the King, by the Pope, the Holy Ghost, if I say so.
I feel like they were being very greedy. Speak on them, starting the war, an excerpt by George Washington himself, that's your man's, that's the one that talked about this, your man's. Quote, I tremble at the consequence that this defeat may have upon our back settlers, who I suppose will all lose their habitations unless there are proper measures taken for that security. End quote. Who do you think made those reservations for security? Us. Our money. Our troops.
Y'all should be thankful. Y'all should have been grateful that we were allowing this, to give you this land, this fight, this win against the French. We didn't want that, you wanted that. Talking about representation, I can't believe greedy you people are, greedy you are, all of you, all of you, greedy, greedy little snakes, goobers, capybaras. For our next segment, we're going to talk about what they call manifest destiny. All I'm seeing is manifest destiny being tyrants, being animals, barbarians, that take everything they see.
Personally, that's what I see, but that's what, everyone has a different name for it. Everyone has a different name for it. I want to speak on the quote by John O'Sullivan about the manifest destiny. Quote, the independence of Texas was complete and absolute. It was independent, not only in fact, but of right. No obligation of duty towards Mexico committed to the least degree to restrain our right to affect the desired recovery of a fair province once our own.
Whatever motives of policy might have prompted a more differential consideration of our failings and our pride, as involved in the question, if Texas became peopled with an American population, it was by no contrivance of our government, but on express invitation of that of Mexico herself. End quote. Is this, is this a sound of a scared puppy just trying to be free? Of, of a cat? Of a dog? Or other cute animal, may I say? No! These people are viruses! Why do you think we try to hop, try to stuff them away in the, away from the Appalachian mountains? It was because they were bloodthirsty when they were trying to scoot and destroy native territory.
And honestly, I didn't like that. They make great coats, I'd say. Great coats. Great fur. Honestly. I don't know how they did. Ungrateful savages! That's the reason why this irks my nerves! How greedy they are! They take everything that they can see! The land, everything the light touches is our land, Simba! No! Everyone has a right to live on this place, not just Americans! They try to force everyone out! They try to force the Spaniards, Spaniards out? The French? If we, they try, they definitely forced us out.
I don't know how they did. I don't know how they did it. John Wick was part of their group. Personally. One last thing I want to talk about for the Manifest Destiny is the map. That's what you see on the map. But prior to Manifest Destiny, the colonies itself were about like one third of North America. The expansion brought them to about half of America. The use of, mostly by the Louisiana Purchase, which was taken by the French! Ha ha! That's what y'all get! Oh, he's trying to disrespect us.
That's what y'all get. Americans will cross you for a second. I know it was Napoleon that gave it to them, but they will cross you for a second! For a dime! And for our last segment, before the end of the podcast, is their ideals on slavery. And yes, we aren't innocent, we aren't guilt-free. I will profess that. But I will say, we got to our senses far quicker than they did. Where was it? 30 years? Prior? 30 years is a lot.
30 years is a lot. And for the people who talk a lot about freedom, weren't that, weren't you advocates of freedom? I want to get to the right person here. Thomas Jefferson. The French lover. The American lover. The person I hate the most, personally. Let me talk about him. Quote by Thomas Jefferson, governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes. According to all experiences, how soon that mankind are more disposed to suffer while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the force to which they are accustomed.
But when a long train of abusers, usurptions, pursuing invariably same-object offenses, assigned to reduce them under absolute deputism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw such government. End quote. Strong words by Thomas Jefferson. Strong words. And for once, I sort of agree. But I feel like he doesn't agree when it comes to people of not kind or skinned. Another quote by Thomas Jefferson. Domingo has expelled all its whites, has given freedom to all its blacks, has established a regular government of the blacks and colored people, and seems now to have taken its ultimate form.
And to that, wish all the West Indian islands must come. End quote. Thomas Jefferson wasn't very crazy about the Haitian Revolution, it seems. For someone who talks great lengths of freedom, doesn't really consider freedom for people of other colors than his own. The slave owner, I must say. Very hypocritical. And that goes for all of America. And this is all I wanted to talk about. America is hypocritical. It is greedy. It is violent. America and its people do not stand for what they say they stand for.
And I'm just the only one to admit it. Thank you for coming to my podcast. Next episode, we'll be talking about India. Another proponent that disrespected us to the great fair rulers of the world. This was the Rulers Podcast. Thanks for listening.