Sheep in my Eyeball

The speaker woke up in the middle of the night with a feeling of something in their eye. They describe it as a small piece of lint or dust, but it felt like a whole flock of sheep. They tried using eye drops to alleviate the discomfort, but the feeling hasn't gone away. The speaker is frustrated and about to express their anger, but decides to end the conversation before saying anything inappropriate. I mean, I guess it was just a little, tiny, microscopic piece of lint or dust, you know, ultimately. But, um, at 2 a.m., okay, maybe 2.33 a.m., a little, tiny, microscopic piece of fleck of dust and debris and sculpt in a person's eyeball can feel like a whole flock of sheep. And I'm not saying that's what happened to yours, truly, but I ain't saying it didn't. And, um, I mean, I woke up just from deep, deep sounds. I mean, I mean, old boy was out, out, out. And I woke up to this flock of sheep in my left eyeball. And they wasn't all just in there laying around, they was having a party, poking them hooves into my eyeball. And let me just tell you, after many, many, many drops of eyedrop, those sheep have not yet settled down. Now, you can imagine, here at 4.02 a.m., somebody, somebody ain't happy. And I'm about to curse, I'm about to swear, I'm about to tell y'all how it really is, because I don't want no mutton up in my eyeball. Now, before it gets ugly, I'm gonna cut this mic off, and that's all that's gonna be said. But you know how I feel. Dang.