Cowboy Carter - 1

The speaker discusses the movie Aladdin and how it is made for "ain't ish dudes" like Aladdin who lie and deceive to win over women. They also talk about the importance of impressing someone's father and the need for a little bit of lying to attract the person you want. The speaker then transitions to discussing Beyonce's country album, Cowboy Carter, and how it is not receiving airtime on country radio stations. They question why Beyonce feels the need to demand respect and discuss the irony of her trying to break into the country music industry. You are now tuned into the most ignorant podcast in America. This is the Unemployment Line. I am the D.O.K. and I'm sitting here with my main man, Larry P. What you got to say, my man? You know, I talk about this often. But I feel like, you know, every every now and again, I think about the movie Aladdin. And I know we said Aladdin like the city boys and, you know, Aladdin is the movie for like, you know, ain't ish dudes or whatnot. But I really realized something yesterday. Please don't take me down this rabbit hole again. I really realized something yesterday. Aladdin literally asked Jasmine, do you trust me? And took her down a landslide of lies after that. Like this movie is made for ain't ish dudes like Aladdin. Like, do you trust me? Yes. Where's Jasmine's TikTok series? That's what I want to know. Yeah. Who the hell did I marry? Jasmine. The Jasmine in the Disney series. He done lied to you. He done lied to your daddy. He got his homeboys into it. He even had the monkey line. This man asked her, do you trust me? And then took her on a carpet ride, singing an entire song of how he could show a whole new world. But you cannot trust men who can sing. And I say that with all due respect to men who can sing. But think about people in your personal life that, you know, that sing very well. Are any of them trustworthy? I'm just saying. So when when Aladdin pulls up on a magic carpet, which, you know, and metaphorically speaking, this was a rental. Yeah. Like this ain't this ain't his car. He pulling up with somebody else. Oh, girl, he got a BMW. He don't got no BMW. He ain't got that. That is a rental. That's somebody else's car. And so he pull up, he take you around the city showing you things like, you know, family. This is one of my spots is a nice restaurant I like to go to. He got the genie, the genie. The genie ain't a genie. The genie is his homeboy with a lot of a lot of money that don't mind giving him some. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know. Oh, shoot. You need a couple of bands right quick. You want to take on a nice dinner. I got you. Thank you. The genie is basically like a like a old head with money. You know, he ain't got nothing better to do with his time. You know, you go kid. You can borrow my car. Yeah. Take her out. Impress her. Oh, yeah. Go get your new suit right quick, man. Go look nice. By the time she realized you ain't got no job, she's going to be in love with you already. And you're going to get married. You need to impress her daddy, too. Yeah. Go ahead. Pull up on him. Get some nice clothes. What this man is what the what the older man trying to tell him is that, hey, man, go find you a rich girl with a rich daddy getting good with him. And you don't have to ask me for money no more. So I will. This is an investment because what basically what Aladdin did was, no, I, I don't have no job because I'm going to take over the family business. That's what I'm going to do. Your daddy's been looking for somebody to take over the family business. You want Jafar to take over the family business? No. Aladdin was a black dude that was taking Bill Gates daughter to the prom. Wait, Bill Gates daughter with the prom with a black dude? Yeah. You remember that picture? Shout out to that brother. Yeah. But then they broke up. Here's my question. Like when you are a celebrity daughter, like we know how things go for celebrity sons. But like I'm talking about like the highest in the prominence. Like who do Sasha and Malia date? Like they can't date no regular dudes. It's probably an Aladdin pulling up in their life, like trying to impress Obama. Be like, yeah, yeah. Mr. President, you know, I'm going to take care of your daughter. How do you impress Obama? You can't. How do you impress the king? You can't impress him. No. You impress him with money. You got to be charming. You got to come in there and be very professional and very charming. And see Jasmine didn't like that. It was like you out here trying to impress my daddy. What about me? And then that's when he was just like, you know, hop in the whip real quick. Let me show you something. And then what he didn't realize, though, you know, said Jasmine wanted to be part of that street life anyway. See, this reminds me of ATL. Yeah. Like it was like she wants she wants that hood, dude. She wants that dude from the street life. But he'll be trying to impress her so he can get into it. But she's like, I don't even need all that. Why are you lying to me? Because if I didn't lie to you, would you even be speaking to me right now? Ladies, ladies, this is a big this is a big eye opener for you. Sometimes the dude that you won't. You're not paying them attention because. I don't even know how to say what I want to say, but I know what I'm saying. See, here's the thing. Women always say things like give me a choice. Like this is this is what also often comes up when like two people are dating, but they're not exclusive. And a man might say something to the extent of, no, you don't think I'm talking to. And a woman will get mad later on, be like, you didn't give me the choice. Like maybe maybe I was, you know, OK with dating for a little while. But the truth of the matter is, if he told you the truth up front, you would have left. And therefore, y'all wouldn't be together. Now y'all are together. And yes, it was built upon a lie, but it's a very concrete lie that y'all were able to build upon. Every man got to do a little bit of lying to get the woman that he want. Women be doing a little bit of lying to get the man that they want. You always got to do a little bit of life like you take her out on a date. You know, you know, you only got one hundred twenty dollars in your account. So you, you, you strategically try to, you know, get her to order the stuff because you know what your bank account looks like. You get her to order you. That's that's the move, fellas. They always talk about what was it, the five hundred dollar date? I don't know. Whatever the number they threw out. That was ridiculous because I'm not even going to get into that again. But when you go out on a date, right, it's one of your first couple of dates. And you know, like, listen, I only have like two hundred dollars allocated to this. That's all I got. But you want to go to dinner, sit down, you map it out. Be like, yeah, yeah. What do you think? What do you think about ordering? Go ahead and suggest it. You want to advertise it? See what you say. You might say, I'm not that hungry. I'm good with bread. Cool. That just increased the rest of your budget. You got to let her order first. Don't jump out that gate. Don't be like, yeah, I want the ribeye. And then next thing you know, you're sitting there with a tomahawk steak, not realizing how much the ribeyes cost. Dave Chappelle did it. Oh, wow. Wow. Hit me on people sometimes. My bad. You can find the people. You can find the people that tell them information. They just put it out on the streets. I was getting ready to say something and then it just hit me. He said, he said, he talked about all of us. Jesus. But now you got to, you don't just jump out there. Order would look good to you. No, you got to let her order. She might tell you, she might say she went to surf and turf. Well, what I was going to say was Dave Chappelle showed your best in the movie half-baked on how to take a woman on a date. If you run out of money, just rob a homeless man. Oh, I thought she was going to take her for a walk. Oh, he robbed that homeless man. Cause I tell you like where we stay at, you could definitely do a date in like uptown Charlotte. Just like, yeah, girl, let's go walk around. Let's see some things. The issue is when you're walking around and they start seeing things that they like. That's when you got to say stuff that don't make no sense, man. They probably need, you probably need a reservation for that. Let's let's go over here. They probably need to go to a bathroom. Let's stop at this trip. Yeah. I know a lot. A lot is fine. Speaking of allow, what are we talking about this week? Therapy. We're talking about cowboy Carter. All right. We're going to listen to some songs and I mean, we're not going to, we're not going to dive down that. We're not going to do a, we're not going to do, we're definitely not going to do a review of cowboy Carter, which I've listened to it as well. We may talk a little bit about some of the things I heard, but. I mainly want to talk about why does this even exist? And, you know, I know it's a very sensitive subject to talk about anything Beyonce. So let me preface this by saying, listen, before y'all mask up and show up at my door, I respect Beyonce. I have no issues with Beyonce at all. And we not talking about Beyonce talking about y'all. So let me just start quickly with why this even came up. Beyonce felt disrespected and decided, all right, I'm going to show y'all and I'm going to go out and I'm going to do a country album because I know I can. And then y'all ain't gonna have no choice, but to give me the respect I deserve. Now, this is an ongoing theme with Beyonce was trying to command the respect that she deserves, starting in her own house and then moving into the Grammys and now also the country music awards. Beyonce feels the need to demand respect from these people, even though she is one of the most well-respected artists of all time. I'm going to tell you one thing about Beyonce and making this cowboy Carter album. And like the premise of it, of it being a country album, they not playing it on the country radio station. Oh, they just keep playing it on hip hop and R and B stations. And if we want to listen to country, we would have turned the country. Don't nobody want to be listening to dog on tooted and booted. I know they ain't playing tooted and booted, but I don't be known. That's a country song. That's a hit. They probably won't put YG on, um, country though. They probably would. If you get on there with the right person. Well, no, no. Cause then they're going to go deeper into the catalog and be like, yeah, I like that tooted and booted. Maybe we should listen to some of the rest of his songs. Oh, Oh, who is this? Why do you care? Wait, wait, wait a minute. What is this? Wait, what? Whoa. He's got a song about the president. Let's take a listen to that. Oh my word. He said the N word 20 times within 30 seconds. That is a lot. Even for me. Um, but, um, but, but yeah, uh, but nobody want to sit there and listen to like meat meal or like Drake. And then right after Drake, here's some, this is Texas. Nobody want to hear that. Like if I was in the mood for that, I'd turn the country, but like, y'all just ruined the whole mood. I'm riding in the work vibe and this stuff. And then this is Texas. Y'all messed up my whole day before it got started. That's one thing I've noticed. Like they usually do it with, um, with white artists where their music will not fit the genre of that radio station, but because of what they look like, they will play it on that station. So like, if you've got, um, like an Eminem, for example, when Eminem first came out, they were playing Eminem on the pop stations in rotation with the pop song. Yeah. Even though he was rapping and they wasn't playing no other rappers at the time. It was just like, ah, yeah, I guess, um, I guess we'll go in a shoe horn. My name is right, right in between baby one more time. And, um, bye bye bye. Like it doesn't fit. Yeah. And then you turn over to the rap station. They played on the rap station too. The problem is it don't work the other way. Yeah. I was about to say why black people would be so ready to bring white people or the, the white artists into our genres of stuff. Cause even like, you know, even back there with like NSYNC and all that stuff, like, you know, bye bye bye may have been on TRL and they may have been on like BET at the same time, but you ain't going to see, uh, you know, LL Coot. Well, you might see LL Coot on both of those, but you, but you ain't going to respect, respect that man. Then you ain't going to see Nelly. You ain't going to sit here and see Nelly or, or, or ludicrous. Well, you might see Nelly. You might. If, if it's a ride with me. No, no. If it's, I guess it's all in my head. I think about it. If he's out here with one of their people, then yeah, they'll let it ride. But you ain't going to just put, put Nelly on by me. No, no. Yeah. But it's just like, I just always like, and we always make it a big deal. You know, black people always make it a big deal. Anything when it comes to white people, why do we do that? Because we want, and this is, this is kind of the premise of the show. We want to feel included in what they got going on. And we, because we're willing to include them in what we got, got going on. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. I don't really see a whole lot of hate for white artists that actually are doing a good job with the music. 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