Ode to Des

Lyrics put into Suno to generate the song:

[Intro] This song goes out to the biggest pain in the ass; who only makes decisions by what will make me most mad… Des: Who SUCKS! [Chorus] Des sucks! Des sucks! (Whisper) I hate you!!

[Verse] Yo, whats up with you and my mom? Why does it feel like you're just leading her on... You ditch me in Mansions, left alone in dark woods, About your pit in Minecraft, I have to say... its not good. He knows the true fact: that Zarya is strongest, But he hides from it just so I'll have a cryfest. He’s always late, but still begs for the invite, Wants all the upvotes like he's some kinda knight.

He’s so bad at sleeping and he refuses to stream, Can barely carry Valorant with Karm on his team. His cooking skills are a joke with food no one cares for, The burnt toast and noodles made us put him on the floor. When we play DRG he's always dyin on purpose, So I gotta give him beer to stop the screaming, God he is hopeless. He steals my loot when we Raft with a big stupid grin, Spams the horn nonstop, HE'S GETTING UNDER MY SKIN!

[Chorus] Des sucks! Des sucks! (Whisper) I hate you!! [Bridge] This guy picks heroes and talents by the sound of my teeth grinding, he wants people to think he so calm and reserved, but they all ignore his meaner sniping remarks. He thinks for my 50 he gets to say 1. [pause] Idiot [Chorus] Des sucks! Des sucks! (Whisper) I hate you!! [Outro] Who sucks? Des. DES SUCKS