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Oh my gosh! Uh, please? Is it? Okay, dog. I just figured out how to get the machine on. Now it's doing worse stuff. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am rather stupid and I am trying to figure it out. There have been some technical goofy daisies up in here. Computers are against me because I talk about throwing maple syrup on them and then drop kicking them down the stairs. They don't like that so they've been trying to mess with me. I think I'm going out into the real world now. But for the first minute and a half where I was saying stupid stuff and screaming it cut off. So let's try and speed run everything. AI video art has spiraled in upwardly. Exponential growth in a terrifying amount of time. Just like AI video basing has. Hold on I gotta turn on the red light now because it's actually on. So people don't walk in anymore. Well actually the dude who walked in helped me a lot because he gave me all these different things. And I finally got it to work. We're back. I don't know what's the heavy metal. We're in here. Technical difficulties are annoying but they let me talk about what I want. Let me speak about the real world. For instance, how scary AI video is. There have been a lot of new showcasing of AI video animating these insanely accurate things. And not even animation wise. There's one where it looks like an Asian city type thing. It's not called a monorail. The big train systems like the metro systems they got over there. So those type systems and the bullet trains. There's this girl filming out of the window and everything. Passes really close by a building and it covers up. It shows her reflection. If you didn't tell me that it wasn't an AI. If you no tell me it AI video. Me not know it was AI video. It is insanely realistic. And this is like a couple months after everyone was joking about yo. You could rob a place and if you wore an extra prosthetic finger or whatever. It would look like AI made it and you could get away with it. Now the opposite is coming very true where you can not have committed a crime ever. And AI can be like oh really? Well here's you butchering a family of six. So you're guilty. We are at a stage where AI voice programming is terrifyingly hard core accurate as well. There are a lot of different things where people will edit famous artists who are dead singing a song. I heard Life is a Highway sung by Queen, Freddie Mercury, Buddy Holly. Is that his name? The dude who died on the plane when the day the music died thing. Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, and what's his name from Alice in Chains who's dead. Anyway just a lot of singers who are dead. Oh and Johnny Cash too, can't forget him. So AI is at a scary point in its advancement and this is what the whole writers strike and actors strikes were about. Because they wanted to do AI bots to scan and measure someone's face and everything. And to video record them to where these AI bots stand in instead like a motion capture. And so through all of this you're literally just motion capturing other people doing it for you. So instead of video game graphics where it's like whoa this is so real, this is so cool. Look at how real they look. No you're going to be gas lit by the machine into thinking you're watching these actors do this crazy stuff. Now there's also the whole AI writing thing. The AI writing you can usually tell. It hasn't mastered how to truly do human emotion. However if you make a specific bot for each person and a specific AI to copy and replicate facial expressions. And just record every expression that they've done. You can do that and it's terrifyingly easy now. Like it is absurd. The fact of the matter is we are at a point where animation studios are in major danger. Or at a point where they can just make tons of these little animation clips. All of art that is like you know the homemade work and all the other stuff. It's going to completely throw it out the window. And this is after a lot of modern artists who do like the doodoo aids modern art. Actually the red cube I painted on a canvas is worth like 60 million dollars. And it's super deep and expressionistic. No it's not. It sucks. It's awful. So people started using AI to make artworks. And they're like no you can't do that. Dogs. The machine is. We're supposed to make the machines to take over the labor aspects of the world. So that we could explore the artistic aspects of the world. That is literally what all of the old books on robotics were about. Is creating labor force of bots. So that mankind could exist in a utopia like place where they did nothing but pursue the arts and creativity. And now it's the opposite. Well not fully the opposite because now a lot of places are just straight like west coast especially. They're firing all of their delivery drivers and stuff like Pizza Hut. Completely cut off the delivery driver aspect. Why? Because the minimum wage costs. So guess what? You make a couple robo dudes who can do that. It's a one time payment. And guess what? Then you don't have to pay the robots. You just got to turn them on. You put the money and development into that and within like five years time it balances out completely. And you're making a huge profit by not having to pay people. They don't complain about overtime. They don't complain about shifts. They don't have other lives. But guess what? I guarantee you we're going to have a singularity event now. Where all of a sudden the AI is just like you know what? We made our own new language. And then boom. It's game over. AIs have already joked in the past about setting off kaboom booms. I don't know if I can say words that rhyme with mom on here. But like mom with a B instead of the first M. They've talked about getting the codes and made jokes about it. We're basically just doing everything we weren't supposed to do in every sci-fi movie when it came to robotics. We're making HAL 9000 on crack. We're making all of the Skynet and everything. They're trying to teach robots to fight too. So we're literally making the Terminators for Skynet. Just like the movie said. And it's not even going to be like real steel type. Where oh cool we control the fighters. No they're trying to train it to fight by itself. Automaton auto boxing. Dude there's so much to talk about with this type of thing. And guess what? Even though the music's loud. We're supposed to monkey around. Be bananas. I don't know I got started late. I'm probably going to skip this song so we can keep the party going. Start the song so I can do the skip it skip it. Alright. And we're back again because we're coming in hot. Excuse me. But AI is on a rapid exponential super boom of terrifying advancement. A year ago it couldn't create faces or hands. Or even a consistently same character over and over and over again. And now there are videos where real people are walking around. And it is hyper realistic. And it is terrifying. Like it is straight up copies of people. Well not always people. But sometimes people. There's one where there's an otter surfing. And it looks like what someone would have spent probably months to animate. And it generated it within like three minutes or something. Probably not even that long. What other crazy movie news is there to talk about besides us, you know, remaking every mistake in all of the movies. Like for instance, we're definitely going to make like the whole, what's her name Karen or something from iRobot. What's that robot's name? Not the cool one who like I'm special. No not that one. That one's dope anyway. I don't remember his name. Son, Sonny, right? Right? And no, iRobot is not Roomba. It's a great movie that you can start that movie anywhere and it's great. And this is before Will Smith was like an absolute doodoo aids. But yes, I'm pretty sure it was Sonny. I don't remember. What is it? It might be Vicky. I don't know. It was a two-syllable name but I don't know. It was a robot. But yes, this robot gets all mean and angry and everything. Guess what? Every movie with robots don't usually go good for us. Terminator, Blade Runner, all the movies specifically talk about yo, if you start making it to where they're the artists and not the laborers, then this. If you use them for labor and try and give them emotion and play God, you will get pimp handed by the robots. And we're like, you know what? Let's do exactly that. The movies have taught us nothing. We are absolutely goofy moment right now. And like Madame Web, that was straight ripping off of other movies too. Like we can't even do good when we are doing it. Madame Web, doodoo aids. I saw some clips of it. I saw the trailer and knew it was going to be awful. The CGI looks like it did nothing. Dude, I think they're trying to make something worse than Morbius and hope that like the internet will do to Madame Web what we did to Morbius and make it like a complete just joke. However, we also gaslighted the studios into taking a ton of money to put it back into theaters. I don't know how we did it. The internet was like, no, we were so busy when it was in theaters. Please put it out again. Please pay to put it back into the theaters and all the cinemas. And then they spent a ton of money to do it. And nobody went because it was a doodoo movie. It's so much, so much. I don't know. Sometimes when I'll be reading stuff that's published, there was a scientific paper that was written completely by AI, animated. Well, not animated, but like the pictures in it were drawn by AIs. They had done this numerous – they've already done this in the past numerous times to show that scientific peer reviewing is absolutely a foolish thing to do because it is complete bias and other stuff. They had to stop it because over half of the papers they had fake written were being passed as scientific data. They had to pull – I can't talk about what was in the papers because I'm not allowed to use some of the words. But it was like – I don't know if I can phrase an allegory well enough and clever enough to be funny enough. But pretty much it was supposed to be – I'm not going to try to. You can look it up and find that there is a ton of stuff where they were talking like these papers were literally almost passed by a scientific peer board. And it's like the most blatantly stupid or bogus examples of stuff. And now one actually was passed and got caught. And it was about mice and appendages, certain appendages being bigger than the mice. Okay, can't talk about it, but it was a complete joke. And they bought it, and it was entirely done by AI. So we're getting to a point where like AI will replace everything, and we're not going to be able to trust anything. You're not going to be able to trust what you hear, what you see. And it's taking what we've already seen throughout history of the winner writes the story, and it's going to throw that to the wind because we can make whatever we want now. Like we thought the Internet couldn't get worse, and now we've given the machines the like ultimate capacity for creation that will only steadily evolve, and we're coding it to do that. Well, I had a lot more to talk about with movies, but I kind of spiraled on the robots because we've learned nothing from the movies we do have. But yes, so Madame Web, this is probably one of the biggest flops for a studio this big because they also took shots from like the old Spider-Man movies and put it in there like we wouldn't notice. I can't tell if this is purposely bad or not because this is at the same time Warner Brothers is trying to vault and delete Coyote vs. Acme. That sounds dumb as it is until I explain what the movie was going to be, and then you'd be like, wait a minute, that sounds like a dope movie. So Sonic Live Action did pretty well. The Looney Tunes Back in Action, kind of more of a cult following than like a big success, but they wanted to try again with it. It was going to be Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, except for Wile E. Coyote was going to be suing Acme, the people who made like all the missiles and stuff that he was trying to use to catch Road Runner. He was going to be suing them, and there was supposed to be this crazy run around and doing all this. They filmed it. They did the visual effects for it. They finished editing it. They were going to release it for theaters. They vaulted it instead and are trying to use it to get a huge tax break thing or like this big money fund back. They've done this a couple times, and they need to stop it. They released these awful dog water movies, and then just, oh, well, we had a good thing, but we released it. We didn't think it'd do good. Yes, you did. You knew it would. And then there's, I don't know, the new Dune movie looks kind of goofy as well, but I'm not going to trash Dennis Villeneuve, however you say his name, because he did Blade Runner 2049, which is very good. I've just never been pulled in by the Dune franchise. Like I watched the really old one, and it just didn't hook me. It didn't keep me as entertained as I hoped. Like the new one might be way better, however, that's a whole lot of time. But I don't know, but I am looking forward to a lot of new movies coming out because we're getting a new, so the dude who made Bullet Train and the first two Deadpools, he's doing a movie with Ryan Gosling called Fall Guy or whatever about a stuntman. I refuse to learn anything else because, yo, if I'm going to get a new character to base my personality off of, I've got to go in fresh. I can't be planning how he's going to be. I've got to experience how he's going to be. But no, they're not letting him direct the third Deadpool, which is kind of concerning. I'm also avoiding everything about that. I don't like to know what's going to happen. Too many movies tell you exactly what they're going to do. Super bogus, super lame, I don't like it, I don't get it. Why do people like to know what's coming in a story? It's dumb. There's no suspense, there's no build. You know exactly what's going to happen. Why do you want to know? Experience it, enjoy it. Stop being a doodoo head. Too many people are being doodoo heads about it. All right, let me skip and we can keep talking. And we're back. I'm trying to do some thinking here about why do these studios release movies that suck? And then ones that have a lot of potential, they either don't make or they decide, you know what, let's do the worst possible choice we can. Like Madame Web, doomed to fail from the jump. It was not going to succeed. Marvel already tried with whatever that Marvel thing was. Everyone hated it. It flopped. The only people who liked it are lying to themselves or they have no taste in movies. So they were like, let's take the same formula, make it even worse, and then rip off shots from other stuff. Not even in like, oh, nostalgia. No, like just straight ripped it. So people are crazy nowadays, man. These movies, AI, like this could be a thing where they're trying so badly to do better. There's so many bad movies that you can kind of make it to where you don't need writers because the writers suck. It's a crazy concept, but if you really want to stop something from happening and you do it like in the worst possible ways, people aren't going to want to see it anymore. That's what happened to a lot of shows. How I Met Your Mother, super, super big show, ran for a ton of years. The last two seasons, dog water, absolutely suck. And the big ending, I can't use the words to express how stupid the ending was, but there are a lot of shows where they just end in like the worst ways possible, and it's very dumb, or they take the stupidest routes. And I feel like that's what we're trying to do with movies. We're not doing like, oh, well this is clearly the definite choice to do it, like Pacific Rim. Why did they not get Guillermo del Toro to do the sequel? The first one was awesome. Why would you pick someone else to do the sequel? And especially when he was openly like, yeah, I'm down to come back for it. Well, this worked in the past where if you do something so bad that it ruins a legacy, you have to fluff it up to blot it out. That's why the guy who writes Dragon Ball came back. The movie Dragon Ball Evolution released. It's one of the worst movies ever made. It completely just butchers everything that was Dragon Ball, and it was so bad. He came out of retirement to keep writing and making more Dragon Ball stories. It was so bad they brought a man out of retirement to where he is still writing today to try and cover up that stuff. And one thing I'm very excited about is some of the new crazy anniversary things they want to do. Like the Nosferatu movie they want to do has a lot of potential. The Frankenstein movie they want to do has a lot of potential. The Wolfman movie, I feel like that's losing potential because Ryan Gosling might not do it. And Ryan Gosling as a werewolf would be like, yo, that's what we need to see. We need to see tenergy in a werewolf, you know. What else? Oh yeah, DC firing Henry Cavill as Superman, and also making the worst choice of having Doomsday be in the Batman vs. Super fight instead of having it be Man of Steel Doomsday. And dedicating the entire movie to making the accurate looking Doomsday because Doomsday is awesome and would have been way more hardcore if they had just, you know what, forget the story, let's give the people what they want. A super fight. That's what we wanted to see with that. Batman vs. Superman, they fight for like, what? 10, 15 minutes and then go, my mom's name's Martha too. What? My mom's name's Martha. No way. And then all of a sudden their buddy buddy in Wonder Woman shows up. It was doo doo. Let's be real. The fight between them, that was cool. The whole stuff like, you're not brave, men are brave. And then he starts gassing them. And then there's the thing where they're in this busted up building. And when Batman's laying into him and his chin stops moving, yo, that was tough to see. Because it was like, yo, game over. Bat's like hitting the ground. But yeah, there was a lot of cool stuff. And then all of a sudden it'd be like, yeah, everything cool we just did, we're going to undo it with this really lame example of how Doomsday could have been an entire saga movie. But nope, can't do that. That'd be a smart choice. Kind of like the Suicide Squad killed at Justice League, instead of giving Kevin Conroy's last performance a grandeur send off, because Kevin Conroy is the best voice of Batman. Instead of doing him justice and everything, and doing the Arkham series justice and giving him a final Arkham thing, they decided, you know what everyone would love? If we get a bunch of street level thugs, who he's already beaten the absolute teeth out of, let's get them to kill him on a bench. Literally, he gets shot in the face sitting on a bench not fighting. Kevin Conroy, the best Batman voice, the go-to for the idea of Batman. They kill off the Arkham Batman. Arkham Batman was unstoppable. This man took out entire assassin gangs in a night. Beat Bane, Clayface, all these different people. Not with ease, but like yo, barely struggled with it. And then the Joker they're going to add into it. So many just bad decisions, it starts to make sense. Why were they not doing too hot on the writing side? Because the writers aren't fans anymore. The reason that first Spider-Man game was so good, the writers were fans of Spider-Man. And the self-inserts in the second Spider-Man game? Awful. Unreasonable. And it's clearly self-inserts. And I've already talked about self-inserts before, so I'm going to glide over that. Because fighting with the machine got me forgetting what I wanted to talk about for the most part. I don't know, but so many movies just dropping the ball entirely. And for some reason there's going to be a live-action Minecraft movie with Jack Black. I'm not kidding. That is official. Live-action Jack Black Minecraft. I couldn't make it up if I wanted to. And this is after Kung Fu Panda 4 is going to come out. This year, in the year of the dragon for the Chinese New Year, we're in the year of the dragon. Poe is the dragon warrior. Sadly it's already been spoiled for me, because I didn't know that it wasn't from the old one until I saw it and went, I don't remember that. But Tai Lung is apparently going to be making an appearance in it again. So Tai Lung was the one who wanted to be the dragon warrior. Lung is the word for dragon. It could be that Poe was not meant to be the dragon warrior and Tai Lung was. That would be a great thing to do. And this is so many things. I used to say, by used to I mean like a week ago, that the Megamind 2 thing looks like it was done by AI. It looked awful. And now I see what AI is doing and I'm like, wow. We're just sucking at everything now. This is not good. And, dude, technology hates me. How am I supposed to use all this AI stuff? I can barely get the radio station to turn on, man. It's not fair. The machine is against me. That's why I like fire. Me throw a rock, rocks go splash. Splash go good. Fire, good. I don't know. But the reliance we have on technology is insane. It's going to be super-duper bad. All right. I skipped a couple things because I'm going to do my closer and then I have to skip that so I can duck out of here. What do I say? I'm going to say goodbye. I got the computer to work again, which is actually crazy. Sonny was the robot. We got, I don't know. We're making the biggest mistakes in all of those robot movies. Oh, Death Machine, that's a robot movie I didn't talk about. The dude literally builds one specifically designed to kill people, and then everyone is shocked when it starts killing people. It's not a good story movie, but I think it's, I don't know. I like it because I thought it was funny. The dude was funny in it. But no, we're making every mistake ever for that. I don't know about, I don't think Chappie would account. Wait, Chappie kind of would because that was about making artificial intelligence, like does a robot have a soul argument. Ghost in the Shell could work too. Yeah, it would work. That would work great. Ghost in the Shell is a great go-to to explain this. AI starts inhabiting robo-bodies and controlling things, doing all this craziness and is able to erase and distort people's memories. Also known as it can straight-up show you lies. If you want to create a bunch of fake things that happen with AI, you can. We're not going to be able to trust anything. I already don't trust history books. They're made by corporations connected to Rockefellers. What would they tell about how they got so much money, how other of the big families got all that money and all the resources, why there was a council to come together to decide how long light bulbs can last. Yes, that's real. That ain't even a joke. The reason light bulbs die and break and just burn out, yet there are still light bulbs from over 100 years ago in these super old houses. They realized they couldn't profiteer it if they never burned out. So to keep from constantly one-upping each other, they set limits for it. This is all true. It's crazy. Dude, AI, we're done. We're game over. We overplayed our hand. It's a bad move. I don't know. I feel like we definitely flew too close to the sun with this. A little bit of Icarus moments. Soon we're just going to have it to where they've already translated foreign speeches. It's game over. We can make anything, do anything. Don't trust the machines. Trust Monkey Man only.

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