PART 1

Inspector Renegade Waiter of Snitty Steps is investigating the death of C.R. Griffin. Griffin was known for his wealth, extensive weapon collection, and wild parties. The guests at the party claim that Caleb and Audrey Heburn were the only carnivores present. The inspector suspects foul play and believes that the death may be connected to voodoo. During the party, there was a power surge that caused a glass to break. It is unclear if Griffin was shot with his own rifle or if the knife found in his back was the cause of his death. The inspector will examine the body and wants the guests to discuss the situation. Hello, my name is Inspector Renegade Waiter of Snitty Steps. I've actually been called here to, uh, investigate the death of C.R. Griffin. Before I move on, can we all give Claw a round of applause for actually showing up this evening? C.R. is, uh, known for his money, extensive weapon collection, guns, crazy parties. I've never actually been to one, but that's what Trey tells me. And, of course, his scientifically proven smoking hot ladies everywhere. Such a shame that our main character died. You understand, right, Caleb? Always reading Game of Thrones. I've discussed the matter with the other guests, and, well, they were all clear. You were the only carnivore there. Oh, and you, Audrey Heburn. According to my calculations, it's been proven that the imposter... ...is a voodoo. Now, all I know is that you, Griffin, were smack dab in the middle of your celebration. There was, in fact, DJ... ...playing Simon and... What? Rachel's favorite. And some sauce. Illegal substances. And some orange juice, I guess you could say. Then, the electrical current to the balls... Oh, silly me, I mean bulbs. ...above your head short-circuited... ...and a glass broke. But this time, it was as incredible. All of a sudden... Then... ...you and Shriek came to an end of 42,069 days. Womp womp. What occurred? Was Mr. Griffin shot with his own rifle that was missing from the glass case in the gallery? Or was the injury actually caused by the knife sticking out of his arched back? That knife was also missing from the glass case in the gallery. Hmm... I have everything I need, but maybe you guys should have a little chitter-chatter anyway. Hee hee! I'm going to take my... ...average ladies... ...to help me examine the body. I'll be back in a flash. Choo-chow!