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We're back. It's another episode of Joshua Clark, The Nightlife. I'm your co-host, Joel Diggs, and this is a show about nightlife. But unfortunately, you're talking to two guys who work so much that we don't even know what a nightlife is anymore. We actually have a podcast called The Nightlife, but we're so busy working that we don't actually go out and enjoy the nightlife. Right? So Joel is spitting straight facts, ladies and gentlemen. And for those of you who don't know this luscious voice, this is Joshua Clark, your host of the show, your bartender, your... I don't know what else to say, but that is me, and I am here, and welcome to the show. So I do want to start off the show by telling the audience something interesting that happened to me today, Joel. Oh, what? What was the interesting thing? Ridiculous. So today I had the opportunity to play at the PES Open, hosted by the University of Houston, and while I was playing at this golf tournament, me and my team came in first place. Woo! First place! First! 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cocaine, and when you said the 80s, I got insulted, because that, I was 44 years old, that's prime part of your time, not in the 1980s, I'm gay and I'm baby, there is a difference, I'm sorry, so how old were you in the 80s? I was a teenager, oh, well, you couldn't have done nothing, yeah, I didn't do anything, I literally didn't, uh, yeah, I went, well, I would do some stuff on the side, but that's, that's a topic that people never thought about ever, and the history of life, ladies and gentlemen, we just dodged the subject, yes, we did, thank you, yes, we did, thank you, so, anywho, what were we talking about? Cocaine, no, before cocaine, uh, the conversation that led to the cocaine conversation, golf, golf is a great sport, golf is a great sport, by the way, and if you wanna, if you want a good way to go enjoy golf while still eating and drinking, please check out Topgolf, right, our future sponsors, well, I'll be working on the show, I'm just throwing it out there, I am, I am a member of the gay community, I will not be associated with Topgolf, why not, in any way, shape, or form, because it's a haven, it's a haven to these broken straight dudes, that's all it is, it's a haven for these broken straight dudes, so, no, no to Topgolf, I say no, well, like, listen, I'm the host of the show, although you did win a golf tournament, so, congratulations, thank you, thank you, once again, because I'm gonna always, always support my friends Crazy Ideas, Dreams, and Bullet Sports, so, yeah, and then on the, and then on the next episode, Josh's Crazy Dreams, so, so, okay, so, what did you shoot, see, I know a little bit about golf, I'm playing golf games on the computer, we shoot minus 21 on, uh, 18th hole, I didn't answer your feed shot, I said, but it's you shoot, it was a scramble, mm-hmm, so, like, what's your personal best, my personal best, uh, like, recently, or all time, dear audience, I'm sorry that the gay guy put you right back in the golf conversation, but we're gonna have this conversation, amen, no, probably, what, what's your personal best score, what do you think, I'll say, not that hard, Josh, 63 was my best score, 63, in golf, that's, that's kind of good, that's, that's kind of good, I don't know if that's great, though, no, no, it's not great, it could be better, okay, all right, all right, and who was responsible for the winning shot, oh, were you guys that far ahead, that you were just whooping ass, oh, no, let's have a good time, because we're 19 strokes ahead, these bitches ain't catching up, man, honestly, we didn't, well, we're coming down to the bench, so, which one was it, it was honestly, so today's win was honestly just coincidental, because we start, first of all, I started off in the team by myself, and I was like, you know, I don't need nobody, I could do it all by myself, and then all of a sudden, they were like, hey, we're going to pair me up with these two gentlemen, right, that's where Mr. Sterling and MJ Jr. comes in, yeah, and then another guy joins us, his name is Mike, but I met him in the earlier part of the days when I was, when I was playing the first half of the tournament, and then, so Mike joined us, and that became our foursome, the team, right, so, we even exchanged contact information, so, I, so me, MJ, Mr. Sterling, and Mike, right, we're officially a team, and then we started just playing just to play, like, and, you know, we're all pretty good, I would say, like, we weren't hitting every ball into the water, but nine out of ten of them were kind of straight, yeah, and then I was entering our scores, and I was checking the leaderboard, and I was like, hey, guys, we're, we're actually tied for first place right now, they're like, what, I was like, yeah, so, we're just like, hey, let's just keep doing what we're doing, and we were just getting drunk and playing golf, right, you know, listening to music, having a good time, and then, all of a sudden, like, we were in first place, and we were like, hey, like, we're not even, we weren't even trying to get first place, it just kind of happened, and then, I guess, the lesson of the story is the less you try, the more things will naturally flow. A bunch of bros who all got together, who were all playing a round of golf, decided, hey, let's get together and play, let's, let's form a team, they form a team of five, six bros, eight bros, four bros, I'm sorry, four, four bros and eight cubs, what's, what's, what's happening over there? So, you and four bros, are you counting yourself in the four bros? I counted myself in the four bros. Four bros. Well, one team out of 36 teams, okay, one group of four out of 36 group of fours, and we came in first place. Can I get a hallelujah? Okay, the only great part of that story, is the only words that I heard were four guys and team. That's the only, that's the only word that I heard. I'm sure there was some golf terminology and some other stuff going on, but all you heard was the four seven four guys and team. That's all I, I'm sorry, Bob, but that's, that's what I heard. Well done. Congratulations. You know what, and that's going to bring us to our next topic. Hold on, before we move on to our next, can we, can we just have some fun? This is about having fun, right? Yeah, this is about having fun. If we're not going to be like out and about until we can finally get our jobs under control, uh, how are you from all the working? Well, actually I have an announcement to share about work. Okay. So what time is it? Okay. So as of today, as of today, huh? Oh, I'm just preparing for the work. Go ahead. Okay. As of today, I am no longer with the university I was formerly working at and starting tomorrow, I'm going to be transitioning to a new university um, because I'm not totally sure what I'm not, what I can and can't disclose about my work. Which is maddening because we don't talk about work. Right? Well, we don't talk about where we work. We just talk, we, we, we talk work, but we don't talk about where we work. Right. Um, I have to be pretty much just giving us away, but you know, yeah. Well, I'll talk to the marketing team because they're pretty much the people who oversees this, but anywho, uh, I'm going to be marketing team. What did you hire a marketing team? No, like the marketing team on my job. Okay. Cause I'm like, you said that, you know what you said that right after I was, I said, when I said it, it made it sound like we had a marketing team. Sure we will. But if anybody wants to, you know, work for us for free, please go ahead. We'll take it. But anywho, so I'm going to be working on a new university starting tomorrow. Right. It's not too far away from my old university, which is plus I just have to hop on a bus after I get off the train, which is not too bad. If it's a university that I think are not going to make me. Well, I will. I'll give you a hint though, ladies and gentlemen. It is. No, we don't, we don't talk about where we work. You would say university. We don't talk about where we work. You don't need that. You don't need that. I'm telling you, you do not need that. So I will ask you after the show where you work, but you got to tell people, let them figure it out on the internet like everybody else, but do not volunteer that. Are you kidding? You want some crazy person coming up to you? No, because there's multiple kinds of these universities in the state of Texas. You want a crazy person going, I didn't like what you said in your last episode. Who do you think you're saying that? To your job. Everybody going, what the hell was this bitch talking about? That's honestly what everyone's going to say. And then I'm just going to call security and be like, no, we'll find out what university, I will find out the university after the show. But so like I said, I'm transferring to a new university. I'm excited for the opportunity. It's going to be great. And I'm, I don't know what I'm going to do with all this gear now. Don't look at me. You want it? Don't look at me. Don't look at me because this place, it's not where I want to be at right now. So don't look at me. You can have this too. This place, it's not where I want to be right now. Me or her ass. What? Joshua Clark. But anyway, congratulations. Are you still going to be working ridiculous hours? No, you keep that as a key thing. You always keep something from your last job. Do you not know that? That is restaurant business 101. When you leave a job, you take something from that job. I actually got that from the golf tournament every year. So are you serious? Why are you giving that away? I don't care about the logo. Just because you don't work for the logo on the front doesn't mean you can't keep the logo to yourself. I can always just tell people. No, I'm kidding. Okay. There you go. But anyway, um, no. So yeah, so that's what's going on in my world, right? Will I be working long, crazy hours? Most likely, but you know what? But here's the thing. Never do anything. I feel like a 1950s housewife. Where are we going to go? I slave at home all day. Take me to dinner. Take me to a show. I'll tell you this. Like unlike my previous place, their hours of operation are likely shorter. So even if I do end up working long hours, I will always get out by a certain time. Okay. That sounds honestly. Will you also have sex day job or will you be? Well, I have to scare you. You sit right there. I would like to say that because I've worked with these people already, um, they're, they are the type to most likely give me a sex schedule. Okay. Can you get, can you ask for a sex schedule? Is that something you can do? Cause that would be great because then they can do that stuff. I can ask for a sex schedule, which I'm sure I'm never going to get because every time they probably give me a sex schedule, I end up working on those but it's the thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers, but, um, that's definitely, um, I just got to find out who my new direct report is going to be officially and then go from there. So I'm pretty sure I'm going to find out all about tomorrow. But anywho, um, again, ladies and gentlemen, I'm very excited for this opportunity. It's going to be great. And I'm going to tell Joe more about the university, but I'm really excited to be working for this specific type of university. Do you know why I stopped you from sitting in the university? Do you know why I stopped you from sitting in the university or talking about where you work or any of that stuff? So people don't harass me at work? It's not just that, it's that as you're, I do that because as your producer, I also have to protect you because this is something that you've never, never really done before. And I have seen how crazy the internet can be. So there are certain aspects of your life that you always want to keep private. And when we talk about work, that's why I said that the word work more than I say university, because I don't want anybody jaffing. Like I said, the internet is great. All someone has to do is look up your information. They can find out where you work, let them do the work. Don't give them in this kind of business, let them do the work. Don't, don't do the work for them. Basically, but you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So that's why I do it because I don't think I want to protect you, but make sure you do great. And I don't want to do any harm to anybody in that crazy, crazy world. So never reveal personal things. So don't take it personally. If I leave you alone, I know I get it. That's why I didn't go into detail. So I understand. Yeah, but I did it excited. And you're excited. Yeah, but I didn't know, but you're excited. You just want a doctorate. You coming off a high from winning. You know what, when you win something, no matter what's going on in your life, when you win something, that's, oh my God, that's the best feeling on the planet. Isn't it? You just walk away. You want to celebrate when something good, extremism happens to me. I just want to, I want to call people. I want to celebrate. I want to go out in that moment. I just want to do stuff. So bro, like I said, oh my God, you got me using the word bro. Oh my God. You got me. You got a gang guy, an old, old, old gang guy to say the word bro. And who says you can't teach an old dog new trick. Yeah. Oh yeah. So like I said, you are, I, I get it. That's a, that's a way to go. I wanted to make sure that, like I said, I expressed to you that everything I said is whatever you said, the truth is sarcasm. And it's because I don't want anybody in the audience to say, well, gosh, it's kind of like Joel would be sarcastic, but he was celebrating your victory, even though he doesn't like golf. You're right. I don't like golf, except on the computer. Except on the computer. And let me tell you something. Yahoo, not Yahoo, Facebook golf, fantastic. I don't know why I can't play it anymore. Maybe it's gone. But Facebook, yes. Golf, fantastic. That's why I know how golf scores and holes and pars and eagles and birdies. And I can be comfortable basically saying I can be comfortable on a golf course because I know some of the terminology. I know how the scores work. And again, and again, golf golf, you want to be our future sponsor. No problem. You can always email me and we'll go over it. Are you sure about your golf? Are you wearing your watch? I'm talking about Topgolf. Okay. I would love to be able to say this episode was sponsored by Topgolf. That's probably going to be the name of this episode. This episode is sponsored by Topgolf. Not nearly though, April Fool's. Which is actually in a couple of days. That's right. Listen, for us in beautiful Houston, Texas, it's a Monday night. Well, it's nighttime, which is why I like recording with Josh in the nighttime on Thursday. I just don't feel right recording at nighttime, Joe, at 2 p.m. in the afternoon. It just feels weird. Right. But you know what? We were able- I was recording for a second. I had to go to the bathroom to take a pee. I'm like, you better not be taking that mic into the bathroom to go take a pee. And you walk into that little room. I know you were taking it to your car. But for just one second. By the way, I'm sorry. I ate half of that whole recording out of here. So you walk into that little room to turn on the light. I'm like, please don't be going in there to pee. You got the mic out. And then the next thing you know, the mic falls into the toilet. No, I'm not worried about the mic falling into the toilet. I'm worried about you standing up in the toilet taking a pee. I don't want to listen to your pee grunting noises. See, I'm sure- although that would be hilarious, though. I would listen to it as editing noise. Oh, my God, you took the microphone into the bathroom to pee. Do I take this out? Or do I leave this in? This is comedy gold. But at the same time, I don't want you coming back to me going, your old people came back and told me that they've heard the episode. I was peeing in the episode and you didn't say anything. Yeah, yeah, fire. I would have muted my mic anyway. But no, I want to go check on Daisy because unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, my beautiful dog, Daisy. Oh, now it's your dog. But, you know, kind of. I share custody with Daisy. But Daisy is not feeling well. She most likely ate something on the floor when I took her for a walk and when I wasn't paying attention, she quickly like. So and it's like not agreeing with her stomach. So she's been having the run recently. Me and a friend tomorrow. You and a friend? Which friend? The friend who owns the dog? Because I would be great if the friend who owns the dog would come take their dog to the vet because it's their dog and you shouldn't be paying for that. It's not that friend. It's another friend. And I'll tell you that. OK, that's a story for off the air. Go ahead. So we're going to take Daisy to the vet tomorrow, see what's going on, do an examination and hopefully it's nothing serious. But I guess at the same time, like like, you know, I don't want to go into it, but stop your prayers for Daisy. No, not stop your prayers for Daisy. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. Stop your prayers. OK, that's it. Stop your prayers. When you stop your prayers, dramatically, don't you stop your prayers when you really mean you want somebody to be OK? OK, well, new fact for me. So whatever you whatever you believe in, just do that for Daisy. OK, there you go. Because I am not the one that's going to push religion on you. Not me. Not that I don't believe in it. Right. But no, it's not. No, I'm sorry. Maybe I should have explained it better. I meant that stop the prayers is not a hollow statement. You don't want to use a hollow statement when it comes to the welfare of your dog. You want to use a, hey guys, can you please take a look at my dog? And it's kind of mean because I don't even know what's going on. That kind of thing. Not, oh, stop the prayers. Stop the prayers is a joke statement. So don't use a joke statement to talk about your dog. Am I being, I'm sorry, my name is Grammar Police, is that even grammar? No, I'm just saying that don't use stop the prayers in that manner when you want sympathy, actual empathy or sympathy. Yes. What Joel said. What Joel said. There we go. So, yeah, that's where I'm at with Daisy. But, you know, crossing my fingers, hoping for the best tomorrow. We'll see what happens. And then, yeah. But, you know, life has still been life and ladies and gentlemen, you know, so one thing that I'm like still, I don't want to say come into terms with, but still kind of like making improvements on is like still like feeding the better version of myself, right? Because I want to be the best me, not only for myself, but for you guys, my audience, right? Right. And, you know, I'm still working on it. It's been, I want to say a rough couple of weeks, but like, again, like Rome wasn't built overnight. And like, I know I'm not the only one going through stuff like this too. And like in our personal lives, right? I know everyone's going through something in their own way. It's okay to talk about it. It's okay to reach out for help. Like something I use is called Headspace. It's an app you can download on your phone. It's a really great resource for mental health and all other resources. Yeah, not a sponsor. It's just something I use and, you know, it's really been helping. So just wanted to throw that out there. And let me say that once again, not a sponsor, someone, some app that you actually use to help you. But I'm going to, I'm going to put it out there just a little bit. I am, I found a place to live and I've decided on the place that I want to live. And a number of may have decided exactly what, what specifications required this, this mattress. We also want to do a little side business on the side. But he's a musician, so he needs a little extra space. So you have a place to, so you have a place to practice music. And I need a little extra space so that I could do projects and do some other projects for other things. So, you know, so that we have a specific idea of what we want. We've been chomping around for a little bit. So let me tell you the tale of why I had to stop that whole journey. Do you mind, Josh, if I, if I go there for just a little bit of a break here, a little bit of a break. The floor is yours. Okay. Because it's like, like Josh would say, we all have a hard time going through it. Josh, what's your, let me ask you a question. What's your end goal? What's your end goal? What's going on with you? You have a, you have goals. You're, you're, you're a guy who likes goals. Yeah, I am. What's your, what's your, what's your main goal? And what little things are you doing along the way to try to get to that, to that main goal? And one more caveat. And basically, how hard is it on that journey? So all right. Well, so a lot of it, okay. So a lot of it is like how I view and talk to myself, right? Sometimes it's mostly negative. And like, I'm working on not being so negative towards myself, but actually like, you know, talking positively and having like, and reinforcing my behavior. Right. Because, you know, words have the power of life or death. Right. And what you say really matters because like, once it's said out loud, it becomes a thing. Right. So like, you know, working on that. The other thing I'm working on too is like, and I'm pretty sure everybody's working on this in some way, shape or form, but becoming more financially stable. Right. Not saying that I'm not financially stable ish, but there's always room for improvement. Right. Right. And especially in this economy with inflation and XYZ, possible world war three, right. It is what it is. And just being more, want to say active and like hobbies that I do, right. Like today I went golfing, had a great day, right. Being more active out doing golf and being active, more outgoing downtown and visiting different venues and becoming known. Because one thing about our industry is that people like to network with other people in our industry. Right. Like other managers like to know other managers, other servers like to know other servers. It is what it is. And just to go out and like introduce myself a little bit more and just, you know, put myself out there. So basically put your main goal is to be a better judge. 100%. Not for, not for a living, not for financial gain, not for anything else, but to be just a better judge. Am I correct? Correct. So I said there was one more caveat and that is how has this industry been so far for you? And be as active as you want to be, but please don't get me, I mean, life is okay. I want to say it's wonderful. Like, right. Like this ain't no fairytale Disneyland, like bippity boppity doo. No, this, this is the real world. Right. And like in the real world, we've got bills, responsibilities, like credit scores, like all that, all that stuff they never taught us in school. Right. That we have to figure out. But I was actually talking to my uncle on the phone the other day and he was telling me like when he purchased his first house, there was this like hidden thing in his mortgage. And it was basically like, so it's basically like insurance and basic for the property. And basically what happens is if you put down, like, if you pay under a certain percentage, the bank automatically puts this on your mortgage payment and you have to pay that on top of whatever else you're paying. It's like an additional fee all because you couldn't pay above a certain percentage. Right. And I was just like, yo, this is, this is the type of shit right here. Like, it's ridiculous. So like my ultimate goal, like you briefly summarized, is I'm just working on being a better me for myself. Right. Because as of things stand right now, I could benefit from being, feeding the better me. And not only will it benefit me, but it will also benefit the people around me. So. But it's a job, right? You've had some tough moments, right? Oh, 100%. You've had some moments where you had to make sure that the bills got paid, but sometimes you had to make sacrifices. And those were hard, weren't they? Yeah. Don't just say yeah, because you go to jail. I'm still suffering. I'm still suffering from like some of the consequences of making sure like certain bills are paid over others, you know? But it's a cycle that can end, and I'm working on it. I'm working on ending it. Yeah. One step at a time. And sometimes you lie to yourself, ladies and gentlemen. Like you tell yourself you're doing better than what you're actually doing, because we have an ego that we don't know how to suppress. Yeah, exactly. Because you know what? And before I know that we are doing terribly right now. Because if before I know that we're doing terribly, then well, it's because it means that we are in a fragile state. So yeah, I get it. Yeah. So yeah. So yeah. So all right. I don't know why. But okay, Joe, go ahead and go tell us about what's going on with you. You said you're going to go on the radio, but first you want to ask me some questions. It's a dark place. It's a very, very dark place to figure out who he is and where he wants to be and everything else. And so that's very surprising. We've been out of therapy for a little bit, now we're starting to get back into therapy. I'm having some issues right now, and I'm solving a lot of stuff on my own. I'm beginning to believe in myself a little bit more. I've had some big gun holes. I've had some connections with other people, and I've had some gun holes where I've got to figure out what's going on with me. And currently, I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay. Everything is moving along slightly, except for one little thing. I'm trying to find a place to live, like I said. I've got some other partners out there. But the frustrations I've used in the past, I think I've told you that I told them, hey, you need to get a new ID if you want to fund an apartment. And I'm like, okay, now I'm going to get a new ID. So I take all my paperwork, everything that I have, I hand down to the DMV. It's the DMV that all my paperwork has to be. I have to take work to be able to get my addresses, and get to these addresses, and everything else. Hold on, my Social Security card, which I implore everyone to always know where your Social Security card is. Justin, do you know where your Social Security card is right now? Yes, it's in Florida. Why is it in Florida, and not on you? Is that your mom's house? Don't you dare say it like that. Oh my God. This is why, this is why sometimes I talk to black people. Listen, any black man will say, don't talk about my mama like that, okay? At your, you left it at your mom's house. You are a 28-year-old. Three years old, two years old, you're 32 years old. I'm actually 29, sir. I turned, on March 15th. Yes, you turned 29. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You did say happy birthday to the last episode. I'm sorry, John. I forgot what it was right now. Mr. Forgetful. Okay, well, once again, I hate to say that, but I'm sorry, John. Don't talk, you know. So, okay, any news. You know, I get to the DMV, have all my paperwork, and everything else. Hold on, hold on, my Social Security card. Quick side note about my Social Security card. Um, on my birth certificate, it says my name, so they don't need in. That's obviously a error, but on my Social Security card, it has my actual name. They don't need out. Well, the same section says, no, sorry, you have to use the one that's on your birth certificate. So, you can take that L to the N on your Social Security card. Yay! I got to go to the Social Security office, to take the L to the N, and they told me that I needed a valid ID to go to the Social Security office. After I just got to the DMV, I was like, are you kidding me? Are you saying it's his job, or are you on your phone? Are you serious right now? We're doing a live game. I'm paying attention. You said the thing didn't match up with the Social Security card, so you have to go down to the Social Security card office to get a whole new card, just so it can match your name. Okay, did you hear the part after that? How frustrating it is. I said, and this is the part where I was probably hoping you wouldn't be able to do this. I said, I went down there and they told me that I needed a valid ID. Yes, a valid ID. Where did I go first though? The DMV. Okay, and what did I go to the DMV to get? A valid ID. What did I not have when I went to the Social Security office? A valid ID. Okay, so leave it out of your day. But there's a frustration there. I go to one place and they told me I needed a Social Security card. I give them the Social Security card. Nope, you have to take it elsewhere. You have to take it elsewhere again. I go to the Social Security office. They tell me I need a valid ID. What? Are you kidding me? So, yeah, rock and a hard place. So, I just got to get my passport. I decided in the middle of this question, if I can't do either, I'm just getting my passport to do. Now, I have to save money to get a passport because, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, I'm kind of poor. I don't have $375 with a rail to just like go get a passport. So, now, I currently have to make sure all my bills are paid on time so that I can save some money, which is actually, we were talking about five years ago, it was actually training me better on how to, 15-year-old man, I'm sorry, life is crazy, but it was actually training me on how to like, well, pay my bills on time. So, I paid the bills on time, actually, to be back with a little extra money in my pocket. Whoa, because I had spent years paying late fees on time. Well, I paid the bill. I just paid the late fees as well. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on late fees and just paid them well and daily because I was on YouTube. So, making sure the bill gets paid on time and I don't have to pay a late fee. Whoa, that's extra money in my pocket. What are you talking about? I was listening the whole time and then I want to add on to that too because like I said, I was talking to my uncle about this. So, the type of bank account you have too or the type of credit card you have as well, like, will also drain you because interest rates is like, most of it is like 29.99%, right? Almost 30%, right? Which is crazy. Okay, well, that's you. Okay, again, that's you. Again, I just said most people, right? I'm not necessarily saying me. I'm not necessarily saying you. I'm not necessarily saying whoever, but for the general public, most people are paying 29.99% interest rate on their credit cards, right? And honestly, ignorance is a key factor because again, this is not something that was mostly taught in school and you have to know what you're reading and understand what you're doing before, like, which most people don't take the time to do. So, but again, just understanding, like, your finances will help you do better and again, I'm still working on mine like everybody else, right? Unless you're like a trust fund baby and you just got it like that. But you're a single man, you got your own plan, you live your life by yourself. When you are living on your own, it's great when you're out of your parent's house or out of whatever living situation you're in. I'm not here to judge you in whatever living situation. No, but he'll judge you if you have your documents at your mom's house. Yeah, yeah, but your documents need to go to you now. It's not really time for you to get your own documents, it's your documents now. Okay. Now, I can give you a number of suggestions. It's going to cost you a little bit, but you have to figure out which one you got to. You can get your own birth certificate if you have your own birth certificate or online. I already got my birth certificate. You don't have to carry it with you. It should be somewhere in your house. I'm pretty sure I do. I just, I don't know. Again, we'll talk about the subject later. Okay. Well, listen, you said, do you know where your paperwork is? I said, yes. Right. You said as an adult, you should know where your paperwork is. I do. Case closed. Case closed. Which is in Florida at your mom's house. But if there's an emergency here, what do you do on your birth certificate? So I will give you, I'll give you the address. And I also got my passport. So actually you're ahead of the game. So except for you, you're ahead of the game. Ha. Look at you. So there ain't nobody. Meanie. You see, you see ladies and gentlemen don't like to bully me. I'm not bullying you. I'm kidding. Oh my God. I just want, I just want you to be okay. Yeah. He said, bro, again, ah, oh my God. Jesus Christ. I'm not ready to use the down low. The next episode of taking away Joel's gay card. I'm going to take him to this industry. The ladies that treasure, the ladies that treasure might make you think differently. Come on, bro. No, no more bro. That was the last one. And that doesn't make sense. But no more. How long have we been recording that? That's what the podcast is coming into. While we are talking, it is nighttime. It's very nice. It doesn't give us a time. Now I have to turn it back on. Okay. Oh, it's on the couch. It's 1137. I don't know. I don't know. Oh my God. I don't know either. You know, I think this will be a good time to give everybody an update on Chad. I'm pretty sure. I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen anyone say, don't talk about that. Nothing. We're still going strong. And the follow-up. Oh, I almost said some things. I almost said some things, but I'm not going to say those things. At all. So we're just going to move on. That was your update. So that was your update. Okay. Everything's going great. Okay. Again, I just want everyone to know honesty is the best policy, right? Don't you dare wish on a family. Next thing you, next thing I, next thing I need. The last thing I need. The last thing I need is for her to send me a link of the podcast and say, am I Chad Teager? I'm going to like forward it. I'm going to take a screenshot, forward it to Joe. And be like, you see what you did. No, I'm not. And then honestly. What? No, I don't know the conversation that ever came up about me having a podcast. Well, I'm about to see her in person soon. So it's like, that'll be part of the conversation. Hey, like, maybe I should get a tattoo then. I'll go skinhead, bald, get a tattoo, you know, fully embrace the empty casing, become a boxer. Go to, I'll attend whatever his school was called, like Hustlers University or whatever it was. But I'll enroll, you know, fully become a mini version. I did. Yes. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I, I'm not being sarcastic. I mean, I'm not being sarcastic for the purposes of this webinar. Because I realize that, I mean, I was also a suburban kid too. So, yeah, I did. Well, I had a great suburban childhood. Okay. And you know what? High School Musical, Hannah Montana, Suite Life with Zack and Cody, Suite Life on Deck, that's what raised me. And I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it.
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