Creation story!

Okay, it's obvious in the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Alright, I'm just saying. That's what I said, right? We don't know about day one. Day one? Okay. That was day one. Day one was the light. Yeah, day one was the heaven and the earth. Yeah, I said day one. Day one God created the light. Yeah. Isn't that the truth? Okay, so we may have an earth and light day one, right? Yes. Are you sure? I'm not fucking sure. You don't fucking see the world from up here, do you? I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you. I said day two. Day two. Uh, the place of the animals? Yeah. Oh. I said what do you mean by day two? Day two when there's water. Water. Oh yeah, we didn't have to go. We didn't need water. Yeah, they can keep eating water. Yeah. Day three, he made a land. He separated heaven and earth. He separated heaven and earth. Yeah. He also separated land and water or something like that. I don't know if that's day four or day three. I don't know. Day four he created land. Yeah. Day five. Okay, then day five is guaranteed. That he created. Why? He made? If he made the water first, all that water, you think he would make the seed creatures first? I thought he made all the water. He already has water. Yeah, so then put the seed creatures with the water. You just did that. Yeah, but then why wouldn't it all go together? Because that's not what he said. That's right. Where do you get it? The Bible. The Bible. Okay, the Bible. So if I open the Bible, and I'm going to, I'm doubting a few words I could say. You know what you're saying. You can't do that. Okay, fine, fine, fine. He made the seed creatures. Yeah. Then he made animals. Day six he created land animals. And then what about earth? Earth was day five with the seed creatures. Are you sure? Okay, so he did the birds with the seed creatures. Now that I cannot agree with. The birds with the seed creatures. Where did the birds land? On land. God had already created land. He didn't create land creatures. Okay, but if he's going to make the seed creatures, he's not going to have to put it with the water. What are you talking about? The land is what has not been there first. He made them the same day. Why would he do it the same day? He made land and water divided then. Are you serious? Okay, still, why would he make land? If he. Okay, look. If you're going to do this, it's what I mean. Okay. Water, seed creatures, land, and then the birds. I thought he made water and land. And then on another day he made all of the animals at the same time. That's what he did. God did light. He separated the sky and heaven. He created water. He separated the water from land. He created seed creatures and birds. He created land animals. Then he created a chick. He created. I don't even need to teach chicks and feathers. That's what I'm going to call it. Thank you. So, you're going to drink some of that. It's going to be my birthday in a minute. Funny guy. Then after. Oh, okay. Adam and Eve. Even after that. Then he completely. Adam and Eve ate the fruit from the garden of Eden. That's when. That's when. We're talking about creation. Creation. Yeah. They think that he. They think he created. He created knowledge. They created knowledge. What? No, because they ate the fruit. They created some water from the fruit. They didn't create knowledge. Well, they obtained the knowledge. They obtained it. That's not what we're talking about, bro. Are you serious? Yeah, but it's still creation. We're talking about the first seven days. The first seven days. No one does it. No more. No more. Wait, then what did he make fruit? Land creatures. Land creatures. Land creatures. You have to read more descriptively. You're saying land creatures like. I don't understand what he's talking about. A fruit does not fall. What? Did you do well? So, what did they say? Food creatures. And then food. So, fruits and vegetables. And the animals, day six. Animals. So, land animals specifically. Land animals. Land animals. All right. All right. So, we'll try. So, day one, it was what? Heaven. Yeah. Heaven, life, and earth, right? Yeah. Day two. So, creation. God and heaven. That's it? Yeah. And day three. Day three. He created water. No. He created the sun and the moon. Right? Okay, then. What did he create? The moon and the sun. That's day two. Perfect. So, he made the sun and the moon. Day two. Day two. So, then where was the light coming from? Yeah. Where was the light coming from? From God. God and his love. That kind of stuff. They should quote that in the book. Okay. So, then he made the sun and the moon. Then. Day three. Day three. He made water. Water. So, in day three, he would have also divided land and water? Yeah. Day three, he divided land and water. He divided land and water. He made water that same day. Right? Yeah. We can say that. And then day four, he created the earth and water. That's it? Yeah. Day six. Day five. Day five. Yeah. Land and water. And then day six, he made seven rats. Day seven. Day seven rats. Day seven rats. Isn't that what he liked? He rested on the seventh day. He rested on the seventh day. He created all that just to rest. I think he would have done a little bit more. He could have done a little bit more. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.