thirsty

The person in the transcription is extremely thirsty and is trying to find something to drink. They mention being dehydrated from smoking weed and ask for their friend's help. They talk about their struggles and their laziness in getting up to get a drink. They mention using a torch to try to melt the ice in their cup but it doesn't work. They joke about wanting foolproof solutions and ask their friend to get them a drink from the fridge, specifically a Mountain Dew. I can't. I'm so thirsty right now. I don't wanna give up. I gotta get something to drink. I'm so thirsty right now. Like, talking doesn't even affect it. I'm that cottonmouth from emptying out that fucking bottle of my weed bottle. It was only like half a roll, but after the first puff, I'm goddamn cottonmouth. You got anything to drink? Help me out. Come on. Uh... Thank God. The ice melted just enough. Aw, man. Not my keyboard. Yeah, I'm falling apart. So what? I don't know what to do about it. I'm just trying to not fall apart, okay? If I accidentally fall apart, well, that's exactly what I was trying to prevent. So I'm not surprised it happened. Whatever, dude. I need you better. I doubt it. You should. It ain't like you got any experience in the realm of whatever the fuck I'm going through. So, thanks for the support. God, I'm thirsty. I think if I hold my torch to the cup, I can get some more ice. Alright. Here goes nothing. Here goes nothing. I got it! I'm so thirsty. And I'm so lazy. You know, this is basically like a temperature proof cup. It's literally supposed to keep the ice from melting, so... I'm probably being ridiculous right now. But, well, I know I'm being ridiculous. I should get up and get something to drink, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I will. I will. I'll pay it. Just for you. And because... Because... My temperature... My temperature proof cup. My super powered torch made no dent through my goddamn temperature proof cup. Yeah, it's alright. You know, I wouldn't accept anything less. Like... A scorching super hot torch or a temperature proof cup. That's the exact kind of... I don't trust anything less than anything less than anything. Nothing less. Absolutely not. Nothing less than what I just described. Fail proof? Fool proof? Dude, I'm the biggest fool I know. Of course I want fool proof. You... You... You... Ah, you fool. You... Fool me? Seriously, can you get me something out of the fridge? Because I think there's like a Mountain Dew...