Period 5 Project

June is outside smelling roses when she gets stung by a bee on her foot. Hannah tries to remove the stinger but struggles. June hurts her hand on thorns and complains about nature not loving her back. Molly comments on June's misfortune and leaves. Donna, an old lady, tells June to get off her lawn. Donna falls on top of June and Hannah tries to help but ends up falling too. June asks Hannah to remove the thorn from her foot. Molly crosses the sidewalk complaining about the smell of poop. This concludes June's nature adventure. On today's June's Nature Renter, she's out about smelling the roses when nature starts to give her some good old loving. June screams, alerting Hannah. As she's on the ground holding her foot, she shakes her legs and screams some more. Ow! Ow! Ow! Hannah runs out to see what's wrong. What happened? I got spooked by a bee! It stung me on the foot! Let me see. June slops down and holds up her foot. Okay, let me get this thing out. I hear if we can get it out without squeezing the little random mag then it won't hurt as much. Ow! Ow! It hurts! Get it out! June starts to shake her foot. Hold still! June tries to stop struggling. Hannah then carefully gets it with one finger. Phew! There! It still hurts! She shakes her foot at her again and Hannah struggles and then holds her leg still again and looks. Looks like there's still a little bit of finger in there still. So? Get it out! I'm going to need some tweezers or something. Hold still while I go look for some. Okay, well hurry! Go get some tweezers! It hurts really bad! Okay, okay, jeez. So impatient. Hannah then runs off. Molly walks by and sees June on her back moaning and holding her foot in the air. Ah! Uh, you okay? No! Does it look like I'm okay? Right. Can I do something to help? I don't know if you can. Tell me what's wrong and I'll see what I can do or if I can help. I got stung by a bee. How did you even get stung? I stopped to smell the roses. So what? Roses! You know how they tell you to stop and smell the roses? They? Well, sometimes you hear that. You do? I think that would be just you. Oh, jeez. Never mind. Okay, so I guess these things make people cranky? I'm in pain! Of course I'm going to be cranky! Oh, right. So why were you even barefoot? Because I wanted to be one with nature. I love nature! June starts ripping at the grass and flowers and throws them in the air. Wee! Wee! Wee! Ow! June has now hurt her hand. What happened now? Nature gave me some more good ol' lovin' thorns! June starts to suck on her sore thumb. I guess nature doesn't love you back. What did I ever do to nature? I tried to be good. I tried to leave a small carbon footprint. I have a hybrid car. I use recycled toilet paper. Um, recycled toilet paper? Sorry, but that just sounds gross. It's just recycled paper. It wasn't used in the toilet before. Well, I don't think so. No, I don't feel so good. Don't like potty talk? Not really. It scares me. Poop scares me. That's too bad, because I think you just stepped in some. Uh, nature sucks again. See ya. Molly leaves dragging her shoe on the ground, trying to get some poop off. June sighs, just as a little old woman, Donna, shovels out to her. June ignores her, more worried about her bee sting than when the old lady pokes her with a walking cane. Hey! Hey, you bags! Get off my lawn, sippy! This your lawn? Yup. So get off. Now. But I can't walk. I'm injured. So? Why do I care? She holds her foot up to Donna. She gets out her glasses and looks at her foot closely. She smells something bad and backs away. Oh, wow. That's quite a stink. That's not my foot. That's not my foot. Some dog pooped on your lawn. Them damn dogs. Ugh! Always pooping on my lawn. Such language in front of a lady. Lady? Where? You're just a hippie. Ugh! Can you rip up my flowers? Um... You hippies ain't got no respect for property. Look, don't get all worked up now. Don't tell me what to do. Donna grabs her chest and falls on top of June. She got worked up. Old lady, get off! Hannah runs back with tweezers. Um, I got the, uh... Hannah sees the old woman on top of June. Um, I'm not so sure the tweezers can remove that. Ugh! Get her off! Hannah picks up Donna and struggles with her and ends up falling and having Donna on top of her. June looks and holds up her foot. Oh, no, no. Can you get the thorn out now, please? Stop speaking. Molly crosses the sidewalk dragging her foot. Poop. Hate this smell of poop. Well, that was today's episode. Hope to see you back on June's next nature adventure.