ephus pitch - Mike and Andy

Ethan Miller, a talented young pitcher for Cleveland, has disappointed his fans by driving a shabby van instead of preparing for an important game against Cincinnati. This behavior is seen as a disgrace considering his remarkable talent and the opportunities he has. Can you believe this kid? Can you actually believe this kid, Mikey? The best pitcher Cleveland has in 40 years. This guy's coming off the best season I've ever seen by a 24-year-old pitcher, and he does this? I'm with you, Andy. What an absolute disgrace. You know how many young men would die to be in Ethan Miller's position? To think, he's driving a dumpy, hippie van right now while his teammates are getting ready to host Cincinnati.