(L.B.C.) introduction 2

How's it going everybody? Do you like beer? Do you like good times? Do you like movies and random trivia? Mario Kart? Well, come on down to Lakeville. 124 South Mission Street, Lakeville, Indiana. We have everything you need. We have a Nintendo 64 behind the bar. We've got Super Nintendo, regular Nintendo, Nintendo 64. We have Sega. We have PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, and Switch all hooked up behind the bar. Our beers switch and average from all the time from going from Total Wattage, which is on all the time, which is a Blood Orange Hazy IPA, the Wu-Tang Clan, Wu-Tang, which is a cream ale, and the Wu-Tang Flavors, which are usually members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Also, OPP is the Oatmeal Peanut Butter Porter. Come on down, once again, 124 South Michigan in Lakeville, Indiana. Hey, welcome back to another episode of Lakeville Brew Chat. I'm joined with Peter, as always, and we've got Steve, and we've got David with us. Hello! How's it going? What is up? I can't turn the camera here too much. So we were just talking about the expansions upstairs here, and we just keep getting sidetracked, man, because we had a safety meeting on the way back from getting those neon beads for those Orbeez guns. Those things are fucking bad. Glowing in the dark. It's gonna be sweet. Damn. Might just, like, set up here like a crow's nest all night and just shoot people that come out of jacks. Dude, I want to see a video of you blasting Garry and Kruff when he's coming across the street. What we mean from, uh... Right out this window. Oh, yeah. That's on security. I got that on my phone. That's a security footage. I pulled that footage immediately. That's on his way. Is he? We could just take him out. We were talking about shooting fabulous fuckers today. You never did that? No, because he left. He snuck out before we even got a chance to even get a round off. He's on his way. He's totally on his way. He's totally on his way. Podcast over. Let's go shoot that. Oh, shit. Good thing these aren't live, because they ought to be driving down here probably listening. I texted him. I said, are you coming or not? He says, I'm just now getting out of the shower. Oh, Jesus, man. And I said, so kick the other guy out. Yeah, get the fuck down here, man. Exactly. Yeah. He said, I pulled my thumb out of his ass and fucking took a shower, and I got the fuck down there, man. I'm probably going to get into a car this time. Oh, I got you. I'm joining the safety meeting, man. Safety meeting. We got patches. He's got patches. Oh, yeah, for the Mario Kart? You haven't ordered them yet, have you? No, no, no. Thad's got to get me a prize. We can talk about that with him when he gets here. Oh, yeah. That's some pretty cool shit right there, too. But no, like I said, the expansion of the outside, it's going to be a deck that goes out over where the old one was here. Maybe a bit bigger than the old one was, all the way to the end of the building. And we're actually going to put a bar underneath it. Now, the way this building was originally, the main floor, because when this building was built, it was just the... Was it a house? No, no, no. It was a service station. Wow. It was 1912. That long? Oh, yeah. It was a long, long time ago. Oh, yeah. But... Wow. Back in those days, they used to have to have your drainage pipes had to go to the city sewers. So there's old pipes outside that actually go to the old roof down the building that connect to the drains. And when we were doing the plumbing, we found one of them out back underneath the stairs. That was just covered with a board and a little plastic cup. So we could actually reopen that, put a bathroom underneath there. So a bathroom outside... Shit right in the hole. Well... Straight to the pipe. Straight to the pipe. You already got the pipe out there, so we know it goes to the sewer. We can just retrofit it and make it a toilet. That's direct. Yeah. Because we're going to do a full Four Seasons bar underneath that deck. So actually in the wintertime, like when it's as cold as it is right now, we can have windows shut up in there and you can still go down and hang out in that bar. Now, my buddy's going to help me build the bar. We've planned it for a while now. It's not going to be the epoxy like I have downstairs, but instead of doing concrete and aggregate, we're going to build out of wood. We are going to build the Death Star Trench Run. And then we're going to epoxy it in layers so we can have X-Wings and TIE Fighters and little laser bolts with the lights coming through. So when you sit at that bar top and you look down, it's going to be the fucking Death Star Trench Run. That's awesome. Yeah. Can we do it? I mean, in theory, yeah. Yeah, we can. Yes, we can. That reminds me. Bob the Builder says, yes, we can. And that reminds me, Dave, of anyone that can actually know how to do that. Yes, we can. Yes, it'll be sitting right next to me right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you will definitely be part of that project when it happens. All right, sounds good, man. I'll make you a foreman of that project. I'm in for that build, yeah. Hell yeah. I'm going to swing a hammer. Oh, no. If you guys come down, that's... I'll be happy to come up. It's sweat equity is how you get into Platinum Mug Club. And that's the thing with Platinum Mug Club. I don't have a mug club yet. Well, I do technically. The Platinum members are the one. You got some demo work? Oh, no. We'll... Peter, we'll find some work for you. We'll find some work for you. How do you do that? Hauling shit away, dude. The Platinum Mug Club, though, is... So that way... Those bricks down there in the main taproom that are signed, those are Platinum Mug Club members. Oh. So Platinum Mug Club member is a membership for life. And it's basically made for that... You can hand it down to your kids or whoever the fuck you want to when you're done. That's awesome. But the Platinum will stay around. So that way when people come in, they're like, oh, I'm a... It continues. Yeah. They're like, I come in, I'm a gold or I'm a fucking silver member. And you're like, yeah, that's Platinum. How do you get Platinum? Well, you can't buy it. You got to earn it. Platinum is only earned through work and help done. That's awesome. Awesome. Yeah. Good stuff. Trench it is. But then back to the other thing we were talking about before we got into the whole downstairs outside. Well, actually, to finish, to round up what I'm doing, there will be a gas fireplace, fire pit area out back. I'll have an area where I can set up bands. So we have bands on time. Like a real wood burner? No, not wood because that's insurance. Just is... Nah, I'm good on that. I don't want to pay those claims. So gas, gas it will be. That's probably a good idea. But then gas would be cool too, man, because I can just put some like crazy-ass marble shit in there, you know what I'm saying? Make it look real trippy. That's pretty cool. Mm-hmm. After our parties. Allegedly, you know. Just be like, what the fuck is going on? But anyways, we'll have an area that's set up out there. That means all fresh asphalt and concrete being put down. There's also going to be a little loop that goes around the side of the building, comes out there between me and the fire station. That will be opened a few times. I already talked to the fire department about it because my emergency egress gate has to swing out. I can't put it... We don't want to put it next to the building here or next to their generator, so we're going to put it on the end by where the dumpster will be, swing out into their parking lot. That can also be used for, in the summertime, openings for the drift track. I'm wondering where you're going with that. We are building, or I should say, I am building a drift track track around the brewery. So in the summertime... I was hoping that wasn't going away. Oh, yeah. Hey, Peters, before you leave tonight, you got to come see the lights I put on my drift track. You got lights all for Christmas? No, no, no. Just for all the time, bro. I got lights for my track now. A little star hanging off the top. On the front tire. They go around the front tire. Oh, really? They're dope. They're green because I love green. I don't know. Safety. I am a bit... It's going to be a good safety meeting. It does. It does. It's very... Yeah. Definitely safe. It's safe. It's safe. Safety meetings. I love the tricks. You already said that. Oh, yeah. So then that's going to be the round out of like what... So me and Shea, we're discussing... I'm probably going to put... I can put floor shuffleboard on it. On that stretch we can use too when we're not drifting. Yeah. But we were trying to think if we had enough space to build a frame up to actually get like a fucking curling rink built for the wintertime. Because that would be fun as fuck. Well... Get the sponge man out in front. No, no. We looked it up. So for me and him, we'll get a pair of shoes out of the deal. And then me... Drinking and trike racing. Oh, it's amazing. You have me. Yeah. It's amazing. That's fun. That's amazing. Look it up. Good times. That's what we do though. You've got... Definitely got me there. Yeah. You haven't seen the way... You've seen the drift trikes, haven't you? Out in the brewery? I've totally seen them. Yeah. I wish you could have seen the golf cart, man. That fucking thing needs to get done. What's up with that? Still at Danny's house waiting for that engine to go in it. I've had all the parts over there for the last two weeks. I've had all the parts over there for the last three months. Let's get some tools and just... Go do it? Gang bang it. We should. I should have texted Danny right now, like, what are you doing, bro? I'm going to fucking do that. Let's knock that golf cart out. So they must ask. Let's go. The rear tires on the trikes, are they solid like a big wheel? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So that's what allows them to drift? Oh, yeah. Drifting hard. So does the front wheel remain traction and then the rear just slides out? Oh, yeah. Your front wheel is like a regular bike tire. You will fuck yourself up if you're that. Oh, man. We have, yeah. There's been some injuries. I got a video of him slipping. He went down this steep hill. Oh, dude. Yeah. Really? Oh, man. Did a little titter twist drift? Well, first, there was a fucking... He rolled out of there. No, there was a... Oh, no. That was the... Was that the one where the van was parked there? No, on one side of the street. Yeah, because I was drifting. I was trying to shake out of this. I was about to hit the side of this van because I was sliding into it. And I was like trying to break it fucking loose. And I did whip it the other way. And then I had to overcorrect it again. And then I tried to overcorrect it again. But it just got me into a spiral spin. And then the wheel locked up and just dumped me. Yeah. Just fucking dumped me, dude. Road rash. I felt my legs go flying up. I was like... Put my arm up. I braced myself, which is probably why my shoulder is all fucked up. It's probably all the dumb shit we did. You know? Yesterday? No, this summer. Dude, I broke my wrist at one point this summer. It's all fucked up. And I was so drunk that the first thing I did was I grabbed a yard rake and I pulled the Mighty Ducks, too. I just held it out. And I started rotating it. And I was like, I can play, coach. And everyone was like, what the fuck are you doing? Only two people got the reference. They were like, oh, D2. And I was like, yeah, yep. The person that owned the house was like, stop it. You're fucking your wrist up way more. You need to stop. I was like, you didn't get it. I was like, wow, I seriously injured myself right now. You gotta do a movie reference. It's gotta be a movie quote. You know? Yeah, it's like after Gary fell through that window and was all cut to ribbons and we were at the hospital before the doctor... I can't believe that. Yeah, before the doctor sewed him up, he like called me in to the thing. And Gary was just like, ha, ha, E.T. me, bro. I'm gonna throw a fit in here. And I was like, what? And he's like, ouch. I just like stuck his bloody hand out and the doctor was like looking at me and looking at him and I was like, damn, yeah, we are children. I was like, ouch. And Gary's just like, ha, ha, he's like, okay, man, start sewing me up. To that, he got real fucked up. Gary versus pain in glass. Glass wins every time. And glass wins. Every time. And glass wins. But yeah, good times. Yeah, there's some crazy shit that goes on down here. We're not trying to deter you people that are listening from coming. You know, the eight people that probably are gonna listen to this. We're not deterring you from coming down here. We're telling you it's a lot of fun. It's fun. That's the question. Who's listening? Hell, I don't know, man. I don't think anybody. It's kind of like Sirius XM radio, man. That's why we can cuss on here because you can cuss out in the middle of the woods, too. I'm gonna have this conversation. Let's see what works. Yeah, I don't know who's gonna look this up, but it's like Mitch Hedberg, you know? Cuss in the woods, too, because nobody's gonna hear it. My beer's empty. Well, maybe we should take a break then. That's sad as hell. It is. And we've only got 12 minutes in this one. Well, hey guys, you know what? We'll be right back after a quick commercial break. Peace.