Morgan Episode 39 board games

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And what about if you land on another property and have to pay? Just trust the process, Ashley. Give me the card, Will. Shit, no. I can't afford to pay for that, Brenda. Please don't make me pay. I'll be bankrupt. I'm done. Agreed. Yay. Board games. Me too. And I'm very glad that both of us are healthy enough players that Monopoly has not ruined our friendship. Yeah. Yeah. When I play games, I will pretend to be mad. I will pretend to be like I am a very competitive person, but my feelings aren't actually hurt and I'm not a sore loser. It's kind of like part of the energy, like when you're with a good group of friends and you're just like giving each other shit the entire time. That's what I kind of do. We'll have friends. But I've played with people that are sore losers or just don't make the game fun to play. And it's always sad when, like, you run into, like, you find yourself playing games with those people and they're like, well, this was supposed to be a fun little game, but it's not anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've even, like, corrected children before. Like, they're like, oh, I get another turn. And I'm like, no, you didn't. You played your turn. Now it's the next person's turn. And they're like, okay. And then other adults have been like, wow, that was amazing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And honestly, like, starting to play games at a pretty young age and losing those games is a good way to, like, build up some emotional resilience and learning how to lose. Yeah. Just got to get practice. Just games. Well, when you think about it, even animals have, like, games and they play. So I'd say, like, probably since, like, humanity started making tools or, like, communicating and being in social groups, honestly. Oh, okay. Okay. So my episode next week is going to talk a lot about the fertile crescent. It is about a complete – it has nothing to do with board games at all, but most of it, like, the basis of it takes place within the fertile crescent, which is really funny. Okay. Yeah. That is really cool. Wow. It looks like modern dyes. Oh, I see that. I mean, looking at these dye, like, dye have not changed that much. Like, the dots are in, like, almost the exact same – they are in the same configuration, really, except for the cut corners on, like, just traditional dye. But, like, the four, the three, the six, it's all in the same configuration. That's wild. Okay. Mm-hmm. It looks like it would be similar to, like, chess or checkers or something. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, like, the – there's, like, these little pawn-type shapes that look like pawns on a chess board. So. It does. It looks like they're – yeah. Stop yawning. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh, wow. That is very cool. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, okay, I guess. No. Oh. Yeah. Aaron. Aaron. A-ram. What? Okay. I'd be interested to see – it's kind of hard to tell. If that makes sense. It looks like there may be some etchings or engravings on the serpent. So that looked like serpent scales. So I wonder – I'm very interested to know, like, how this game was played. It looks like it would be a marble game of some kind, where the marbles, like, go around the grooves. But I have no idea. Okay. Ryan. Ryan. Well, that sounds fun. I feel like there's games that kind of – like, existing games, I'm sure, that follow a certain structure. Cool. I wonder if it was, like, if you move up, like, positions of the marbles or something. Like, if you got a two, you would move forward, like, two die or two marbles or something. I don't – I have no idea, because there's not really etchings, right, like, things. But I'm very proud of myself for guessing that it was a marble game. I think it's er. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Like, it was, like, local traditions that it wasn't an established, like, by it, yeah. That's really cool. Oh, show. Wow. Okay. Yes. It's – are those tile? Do you know? Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's really pretty. Yeah. That sounds fine. Oh, okay. I don't either. I used to play on, like, an app on my mom's phone way long ago, but I didn't really understand how to play. I just understood how to play, like, on the app. And that was, like, 20 years ago. Okay. Okay. And this was before Monopoly was invented, so. No, they did not. Yeah. Okay. I was about to say, like, people say that's similar to chess. Like, there's a lot of strategy involved. The knight and the bishop, yeah. Yeah, I learned, and then I played for, like, a month or two, and then I forgot. Okay. Okay. It's always war. Sorry. In this game of war. Don't send the puppies. Just send the war emus. Not the puppies. They don't even have bullets yet. They're good. I mean, if they're bulletproof. I don't know. I don't. Yeah. I knew you were going to say that. I thought it, but I didn't want to take it from you. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. It's a mosaic. They just embedded it into the street. That's so cool. Oh, my gosh. I cannot believe hopscotch is, like, over 2,000 years old. They always have to make things sound, like... Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh-oh. Oh, my God. The whole freaking set? Gosh. I wish I could have used the word freaking in any of my reports. I would have... That's really cool. I'm just still thinking, like, man, I would... You know how many times I'd say you're a freaking kid? You can cut that out. Okay. Okay. No. You goblins. No, that's really cool. And I can see it looks like in the center is where maybe a marble of some kind went. Okay. Oh, wow. A 15-sided die? Yeah. Yeah. And someone created the rules of it. Yeah. No. That's really cool. Get good. Well, with all the pieces involved. Okay. And you got the scepter and the knife and the dice and the throwing sticks and the... Okay. Okay. A lot of things happened in that time. Yeah. Yeah. There's the creation of several religions going on. I think the Dark Ages were during that time. Like, it was a lot. Yeah. Okay. I wonder if that's where, like, strategy comes in. Like, I wonder if it's, like, who draws the short straw. You get the fewer amount of people. You have to show your strategy. Or maybe, like, the person with the fewer people goes first or something. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. There you go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I like all the hand movements that you're doing to, like... I wish you guys could see what she's doing. Okay. So it kind of just made, like, a circle. Okay. Yeah. And, I mean, art, a lot of times, it helps us explain, like, our life and our environment. And that, I mean, it makes sense for games as well. Okay. Okay. Say the name of the game again. It's, like, Book of the Egg. Or... I think Libro is book. Or it's Freedom. I don't remember. Book of the Egg. Okay. Egg book. I don't know. I don't think I've gotten to the egg pieces. Oh, okay. Okay. Let me see what episode I've gotten to. I'm in, like, the 170s. I know I'm still far behind, but I'm getting there. Oh, okay. Okay. Is that, like, the triangle game? Like, the peg game? Yeah. Oh. As we've established. Okay. Oh, cool. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Gammon. Man. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean... I feel like you could get pretty luxurious with the materials on that Gammon board. I'm sure you could use ivory or pearls, like Mother of Pearl or abalone. $1,000? It dropped. What? Is it, like, a solid gold board? I don't know how much things are worth. Oh. Oh. Okay. I didn't see it was a link at first. Okay. What? Go away. Oh, my God. I mean, the butterfly one is very beautiful, but... Where are you seeing more? Oh, if you scroll. I don't know. Oh. I clicked on the poppies and cream. Okay. So, it is 77 by 60 by 5 centimeters. Sustainable marquetry woods include bubinga, ripple sycamore, English holly, and dried red tulip. DuraCote wood box with signature fastenings, semi-precious Mother of Pearl and malachite playing pieces, black cast leather shakers, precision laser cut dice, and weighted doubling cube. Personalization options include laser engraved dates, initials, or handwritten messages. And they're probably handmade, so it just makes it even more expensive. Wow. I will say, though, I'm scrolling through. I'm still on the poppies and creams. One, like, absolute... I mean, works of art, honestly. Like, the pieces, like the round pieces are... They look like, like, gemstones. I mean, I... I get it. I don't get it that I get it. Yeah. I would get this cream one. Yeah. No. No way. Just... Or the almost $20,000 Marilyn Monroe backgammon set. I can't believe it's almost $20,000. By the way, listener, if you want to spend $20,000 on a backgammon set, go to alexandrauelen.com, I guess. Oh, there's even, like, if you click on the Marilyn Monroe board, there's, like, even a little video that's, like, covering the board. Let's see. Black poplar backgammon board inlaid with brass triangles and engraved with Milton H. Green's signature. Massacre. Macassar ebony wood box with signature fastenings. Semi-precious black-veined marble and mother-of-pearl playing pieces. Black half-leather shakers, precision laser-cut Dyson... No. No, I would just look at it. Wow. And it has, like, a mirror finish. It's beautiful. Okay, sorry. I'm, like, geeking out about these backgammon boards. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes, very passionate about chess. Like, this will save your life. Make you a man. Dignified. Yeah, I was going to say scotch, but I think brandy was a nice touch. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. Yeah. It's not like being a politician or, like, something where it's like, all right, now I've got it. Now it's my turn. Okay. All right. There's definitely some things you can watch about chess. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And nothing's always, like, super linear or anything. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fuck. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that happens, you know, especially in this podcast. Like, it's just like, eh, no one thought to write it down at the time, so we don't really know. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about cheap. That's a good one. Yeah. I remember, like, going to, on your birthday parties at your camp or on the river and being like, let's play life. Let's play life, y'all. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. 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I can't, like, I don't know why it's kind of interesting to think about how old the game is, but it's modern iteration didn't come about until, like, 70 years ago. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just looking at that one. Oh. Okay. The game eventually turned out to be the opposite message of what she was trying to convey because it was more fun that way. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. Not enough. I don't know how much. No, from, like, the... What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God, this poor woman. She should have earned... What has been more financial... I mean, I'm not a finance person, but at least, like, royalties or something so she can continue earning... Yeah. I know money isn't everything, but, oh, my God. Yeah. What a... Yeah. Financial advice from two people who don't have money. Ill-equipped finances. Legally do not take our advice. You have no money. You ain't getting none. Oh, my gosh. I know that game. Really? I've played the game. It's okay. There's a few people I know that it's their favorite game. When I was playing it, there was a group I would play with, and it was... There was a person that made the game not fun to play with, so I stopped wanting to play. I've wanted to go back to it, but it was, like, to the point where I didn't want to play the game at all anymore. I didn't like the game because of my experience playing it, but I know it's a lot of people's favorite games, so I would be definitely willing to retry it with a better group of people to play it with. Sure. If we have time. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Yeah, casual. Aw! What's so specific about Eurogames? Okay. And that's very much Settlers of Catan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not, like, risk or anything like that. It's... I don't think there's a battle element. You're just trying... Like, you can only collect resources of tiles that are, like, connected to yours, so you're trying to, like, beat the other players in collecting resources. From what I remember, it's been almost a decade since I've played Settlers of Catan, so I don't remember all the rules, but that's what I remember. It's like five different materials that you collect, and you're just trying to collect... Because there's, like, goals that you want to try to get, like, if you have the most sheep or the most wood or the most land. I don't remember, but... Yeah, but also materials. From what I remember. I may be wrong. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. That's awesome. Yeah. I did that... It's not a board game. It's a tabletop RPG game, but there's an Avatar The Last Airbender role-playing game that went on Kickstarter. I think I came across it on Facebook, and when I backed it, they had exceeded their goal. I think their goal was, like, $50,000 or $500,000. I'm not... I don't remember. It wasn't that much. But I caught it pretty early, and then I went to go check back, like, a few months later, when the campaign had ended. It had raised $11 million. Now you can buy it in stores. It's really awesome. Yeah. They're, like... Y'all, like, we cannot believe the level of support we got for this little tabletop game. Like, it's... And they're, like, okay, well, you're... Like, you already signed up to get all of these things when you backed us, but now we're throwing in, like, some freebies, and, like, there's monthly updates, and now you can buy it in stores because they got so many... So much money. They're able to, like, sell it to... Like, you can buy it at Target. That's really awesome. Yeah. Yeah. That's really cool. I mean, there's so many different kinds of games out there. Like, I'm just thinking some of my personal favorites. Like, I played Scrabble over winter break with my family, and my grandfather accused me of cheating, even though he tried to cheat. I love Clue. That's a classic. What? How have you never played Clue? But you were in a hospital for ten months. How did you not ever play Clue? 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