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and we're on live three two one welcome to a beautiful podcast here we have our three hosts on BBC BBC your host mother and Santa and detective Conan today we have some interesting topics to talk about y'all should we start off wild right away some wild juicy questions that one of our hosts who's a detective wanted to talk about you know a part of being a detective is getting the answer do you want to say what the question is detective Conan yes I was actually wondering how many like times a week would you guys like normal for you guys detective Conan to reconstruct that question how often is too much sex no that's not what I said I mean like how many times do you guys think it's like an okay amount within a week within a week yes so within seven days and how many rounds to rounds in there so personally I already know right off the bat that I would have a high sex drive okay mother hear me out mm-hmm popping out one after the other so I would say out of seven days four days is fine four days but at the beginning stage how many rounds though at the beginning stage four days out of seven days is like common right but if you get older you're like life gets in the way you get busy so maybe it might slim down to like two times a week but right now as a young person not that young y'all I can I'm an adult four days fandom okay I see I don't know but I think mother's on to something honestly as someone who you know has experiences I feel like how do you know what mother and father that whatever I just think speaking from personal experience y'all cuz we're not talking about rounds here cuz you could have sex like one day a week but have like three rounds but then that one day I feel like for me most days would be one mm-hmm but I'm open to a few rounds how many rounds like should I mean like how many how I don't think should they last week oh yeah well at least until I get where I need to get so you know there's no shame in you know him feeling relief you know what we're gonna get in real juicy there is no shame in him nutting within you know five minutes with me there's a mean it's gonna be like five seconds let me tell you this is like a ocean right waterpark and so yeah five seconds that's okay but you just better be ready to go again because I'm gonna get mine I'm not faking nothing I know but you gotta listen though cuz the guy like this is what men do right men fuck and then they please you but as soon as they feel like they're about a nut they try to distract you oh yeah they pull out and then they start doing something else I'm not gonna let them do that exactly but if they don't do that they're just gonna nut too quick that's their that's their like that's their trick y'all and I know cuz they be telling me they be like yeah this is what I do so I don't nut too quick yeah but it's just like if I'm telling you I feel good you gotta stop because it's like you're about a nut and if you nut I'm gonna have to wait like 10 minutes for you to recharge your balls you're so right you know cuz a man a man is not like a woman cuz women can come like multiple times but if a man comes once they're done for it's not my man he don't be ready to go again you know I run my my every Tuesday's laps and I only take a minute break oh yeah you and I'm back you gotta get your man like that too though oh he's gonna be like that he better be trust me I don't I choose winners they need to help me get to the finish line first cuz the thing is like I have done like almost every day of the week multiple rounds well and I will say it gets tiring it gets boring it's not that it's just like I feel like a big part of sex is the build-up have you ever role-played would y'all yes really into what like what do you do like a little like what about you probably really what would you do what would like your dream fantasy be no y'all stop because tell me why this is like switching the topic completely but like it's okay if I get personal yeah so one of my exes actually texted me like and I caught the egg so hard I don't know where he was trying to go with this but he texted me all during the eclipse like I felt like I was shifting like I don't know if I turned to a wolf or a bear player but like I felt something was off with me and I don't know if he was trying to go down that route so I just responded with okay mr. twilight or during quarantine did y'all see when shifting was popular I for one I'm not gonna sit here and lie I tried to shift I want oh you did yes I thought I literally almost did it I almost y'all I swear I almost went into my hero academia cuz you can get support you controlling what you dream and how much you feel it I felt like I was about a week away from actually like but then I think something demonic was happening I think I was secretly opening portals because during that time weird stuff started happening to me like I'm about sleeping and it felt like something was rushing up my leg and I wake up and I look trying to do that can give you sleep paralysis yeah I got sleep paralysis before during that time and I stopped cuz one time I got it so bad like it was almost like a trip you know when people like like a bad trip they do like a bad trip like I literally y'all when I tell you I listen to a subliminal that would help me like shift like go in your you know what going your dreams like flying or whatever and I woke up thinking that I'd woke up like my whole room was like I literally saw my body like my spirit go out of my body and that's what they said I walked down the hall and I never listened to that subliminal again stop because you guys know that insidious movie that's literally what it is and they said that shifting takes up so much energy and I kid you not I felt like it was like a whole bunch of my energy got drained doing that like I felt so tired when I was doing that shifting thing so I was like I'm never gonna do this again because this is like black magic they just ain't messing with your dreams and like that can give you sleep paralysis and weird yeah honestly I don't know if I had sleep paralysis or like if I was just having like an encounter but when I was like the logical one no listen one time I was no cuz my cousin had the same dream so I had a dream my grand my great-grandma she died right I had a dream and this man he showed up in my room and I remember I was looking at him and he was just like you're about to pee yourself because you're gonna see your grandma and I was just like what and he was just like you're gonna start like to feel the sensation that you have to pee because you're about to see your grandma and he was just like she's about to come see you and I told him I was just like I don't want to see her and I literally I kid you not y'all I flipped the other way and I just I was just praying to God because I was so scared tell me why like a week later my cousin she was just like oh I had a dream that I saw like grandma and I was just like what do you mean and she was just like yes this man he came and he told me you're peeing yourself because you're seeing your grandma and she said that she would hold her and she could not stop peeing herself like yes she she peed herself in her boyfriend was next to her and she just couldn't contain what do you mean how old is she she's like she's 22 she's around my age and I was just like wait what this what's this man like wearing a dress shirt and she was just like yes and slaps and I'm just wondering in my head is them is the man that is like presenting my grandma to us like like is this my grandpa cuz I never got to meet my grandpa I know but it was so scary because she told me the dream and I haven't talked to anybody but my boyfriend about it and the fact that she told me that she had the same like dream because they they didn't do a funeral for her so and they say that whenever you don't do funerals for people like they just stay lingering so I'm just like I'm just wondering like did she come pay me a visit I don't know we just didn't we just buried her and I wasn't there she actually thought that I had cuz my grandma died of Alzheimer's and before she died she thought that like I had forgotten about her so she would keep like yelling out my name but I look you feel bad now that I said I didn't want to see her yeah I don't know what you're on but I don't want to see her y'all but I was really spooked especially since my cousin told me that she had the same dream about it I'd be scared I was scared I was about to pee myself for another reason speaking of funerals when you die what do you want to have after you want to be buried cremated turns into a tree maybe in a special place I want my body to be burnt so you want a cremation I want a cremation and I would like them to plant it in the ground by a really big tree in a forest honestly I would want to be buried because it's just like if you get cremated it's just like there's not a special spot I feel like whenever somebody gets cremated you just have them in your house but if you have a student like a tombstone you can go and you can visit it and you can like no you better spread my ashes in that place girl you better tell it to your mom yeah my mom what I'd be dead for my mom what you talkin' about like what? like what the heck like don't say that on me but yeah I want them to plant like put it all like dig a hole pour it all in there put some water and let it whatever happens I want them to become part of nature yeah that's what I want really? well I don't because somebody said that if they um because first of all if you cremate me and you keep me in your house I'm gonna be mad like I'm gonna haunt you just because I don't wanna be there right no no get me out of here right like come on so I wanna be outside I don't like cemeteries think about it I don't even like people that much imagine they put me next to a white male I'm gonna be mad next to a serial killer that'd be great no I'm gonna be next to my husband take him too then wait I heard that after 10 years like you know like a coffin when they bury them I heard that after 10 years like they secretly take like the coffin out in the body like they secretly get rid of it to reuse the coffin that is disgusting that's what I've heard if they can kill trees for paper they can kill them for like to bury people cause I saw like how someone like dug like re-dug the grave open yeah but that is nasty people though unless someone just wanted to steal the body yeah people do that actually people steal bodies how do you feel about okay so how do y'all feel about people like recording like music videos and stuff in sacred places technically like churches yeah like cemeteries like do you think it's okay for a person to record a music video at a cemetery I mean if their music's good I'm gonna be vibing to it sometimes they're going for a message or something or just like feel like sometimes like I will be mad if they try to do like a satanic like ritual yeah sometimes they'll just be like gothic or they'll just like have like a song where they go like I chimed in with the haven't you and then they'll be like at a cemetery they're giving me a free concert I don't mind yeah like entertainment after death actually do you guys believe in ghosts I don't but I'm the horror movie fanatic so you'd think I would I'm used to it never happened to me so I was like you know what I heard that made me feel like icky you know how sometimes they say like your ancestors are always like watching you so it's like if you're like you thought about if you were doing that no like if I was doing the like my ancestors are like watching me like why that thought scares me so I don't want to think about it what do you mean it scares you they were getting it down why are y'all watching me but maybe they might leave the room they might close their eyes for a little they might give you some privacy honestly they have other people to like you know look out for I don't think I want to believe in ghosts honestly I believe in everything I believe in everything I believe that if there's like angels there has to be like devil or like venus and stuff but like is that the same thing as a ghost I do believe that there's aliens I believe that there is something that lives out there that can like walk just like us might even be able to look just like us and it could be far far away cause we literally don't know what's out here if you really think about it the universe is so so huge so why would we be the only ones living in it that's what I'm saying like and it irks me that we're like all these light years away and then we're just stuck here like I as a I feel so tiny when I just think about it on an astronomical level like oh yeah it's a good chance that their planet is bigger than ours you know when you just like when you're watching a video of like science and then they just start zooming out even from earth I'm like I'm one out of these seven billion eight billion people you wanna know what comments make me cringe on those videos what? and I still have to pay taxes oh my god and I still haven't found my man y'all mother is desperate for a man so it hit me up because everyone wants to become a mother if you think you can be a father come find mother just walk up to a random person and ask them how their day was cause mother's also a matchmaker so I'm helping out but back to what I was talking about oh I was about to say who are you matchmaking here guys she's not she's a destroyer of what? I'm not a homewrecker not like that I mean like I'm only giving the best advice that's all I'm gonna say I don't give the best advice no honestly to be honest I feel like phantom is more of a relationship relationship y'all I'm an immigrant I'm sorry I'm an immigrant y'all sorry if my pronunciation is a little flunky wait I forgot what I was gonna say but mother is gonna think about it okay so in my opinion oh it was about the advice phantom doesn't give no good advice what y'all talk about she has a very strong mindset and it's about her being right let me tell y'all she said I'm still right no let me tell y'all the story about how technically this guy knew what he was doing when he was looking me in the eye smiling at me holding excessive eye contact when he walked past me and I simply waved at him and he wanted to go in for a high five for physical touch and all of this only to find out that he has a girlfriend right and now the reason why I have proof that he was doing that on purpose is because y'all this man is not black but he was leading me on right or like not leading me on but he was trying to get my attraction and so when I found out that he had a girlfriend I was like oh she must be a black woman and she was that's all the proof you need y'all are the same like skin tone too we look completely different though y'all look completely different but y'all are on the same like skin tone range so I mean no I was honest like I saw her and I took a good look at her and I was just like and the reason why I said I'm not a home wrecker is because this girl was being pretty feisty when I was trying to ask for his Instagram to you know see if what she was saying was true and so whenever she did show me his Instagram and showed that he had a girlfriend she was like see I told you but if you're into that that's on you. Girl why are you getting so feisty about it? She's full of herself she just can't accept the fact that she's not someone's type that's it that's all so I'm not a home wrecker I don't want that man no more I moved on that's not what we were getting at we were getting at her advice oh yeah and I showed a TikTok to phantom about how this woman explained that the guy knew what he was doing he was trying to purposely get me to talk to him so that he could play the victim as if oh well she came to me first because he wants to put on he wants to act like he's loyal. He's got that victim complex. Right so he knew what he was doing because I thought he was single I was so surprised to hear this right I showed phantom the video and phantom said get that out of my face that's a lie that's her job she gets paid to lie yeah but the thing is we asked my friend the day prior a male a male one of them one of them is just he doesn't fit the personality of the dude that we're addressing because he's more outgoing but the dude that we're addressing seems more like the shy girl he's the girl because I don't think you should ever make assumptions of what something means when someone does it you never know that's just what I'm saying he could have been flirting he definitely could but also but the thing is it's just like more than one instant that's the first time you've admitted that side though yeah because you didn't ever say that he could've I asked you like but the thing what are you getting at I'm getting at Detective Conan say your thoughts my thing is right it's just like this is not one instance that we're talking about where this man made an approach it's multiple multiple it is multiple y'all let me explain it to y'all so the first instance well I'm probably going to go out of order because I don't remember like that we were in a room that was in a circular arrangement for a classroom activity I am a college student what was it called a Socratic Seminar and we were about well Socratic Seminar is just you talk about the reading to each other and topics about it and we were sitting diagonal from each other about 15 feet and behind me there was only a wall so you know why you'd want to be looking at the wall directly behind me I don't know so I have no choice but to believe that you weren't looking at a wall so I was minding my business eating my wafers and every time I would look up and look across the room I would always catch his eye contact and this happened about three times before I finally looked up the third time and we started smiling at each other and I'm like what is this dude on right what the other dude said was like oh sometimes you just make eye contact with someone and you smile but he was purposely like like he kept looking he kept looking it's not like he was looking away if you weren't interested in the girl or you thought like oh she's not my type you would be like I'm not about to make eye contact with this girl again it's because I be looking at people so I'm like if this is how people think I hope nobody thinks I make eye contact yeah but you're not smiling at them are you I do smile if I'm like okay this is awkward now so let me so phantom you gonna keep looking at somebody over three times sometimes I keep actually making contact and I'm not even really trying to look at them but it's like three consecutive times that they made eye contact in the span of five minutes but it happened once and that happened once to me with a guy? no exactly exactly would you smile would you smile at a guy if like you were making awkward eye contact I have though you just said you didn't I didn't do the eye contact thing but you said would you smile at a guy and then another time y'all we were having a discussion out loud and so was that conversation that anyone could join in but he was not engaging in the conversation he didn't seem to care about the conversation but I had a question that needed to be answered while in this conversation that we were having out loud and he stopped what he was doing decided to finally engage in the conversation to explain to me the answer to the question that I had right? and then the third time we were walking past we were coming from this event don't name the event I forgot it but um yeah we were walking past each other after this event had ended and I saw him we saw each other and so I waved because I was like oh I've talked to this person before and he went in for a high five he could have just waved back why the high five? when you want something to be true nobody can tell you nothing okay but what explanation do you have for this? for a high five? for everything we have just stated because the thing is I understand if you have a comeback but the fact that it happened three times three times it didn't happen to the girl who found out his instagram exactly so why is it happening to me? I don't know maybe he's just friendly like oh this is a cool person oh my god Shayla I'm giving you the answer why does it happen I'm giving you a suggestion why it might have happened what do you want me to say? then he was flirting it's not that I just want you to see the different view because before you were trying to make it seem like it was impossible if you explain your view don't explain how I see it exactly we are explaining it to you but the thing is but you're not really seeing it because you see all perspectives but you don't address my perspective you disagree with it you don't see both sides I don't disagree with it well that's not what you were saying yesterday though what are the other possibilities aside from the only one possibility of it's impossible when I really started disagreeing was when I saw he had a girlfriend so I thought maybe he's really you just don't do that when you have a girlfriend is that a high five? it's not a high five it's just like you don't look at a girl continuously and then start smiling at her if I had a boyfriend right now first of all I don't initiate high fives and especially if I was in a relationship I'm not initiating a high five with you you don't initiate high fives why didn't you give me a high five I'm like the least outgoing person Phantom hasn't initiated us high fives you can't go by me Detective Conan hasn't initiated us high fives I'm very outgoing and friendly I literally wave at people she's not touching or anything at all she doesn't need physical contact yeah but that's not the thing the thing is are you even a high five person? I would high five you if you high five me you don't have to be you don't initiate it's like me waving at that one dude and then the dude will high five me some people are like that like no oh wait I've actually thought about something so I remember when I got called brother man all I did was wave and then he gave me he went in for a fist bump but y'all think about it I didn't want to say this before why would he call me brother man it's as if in his own head he had to somehow come to the conclusion of I need to friend girl this woman and I need to make sure that my brain knows she's just brother man because wait that'd be exposing him a lot because he doesn't have to call me brother man I don't make you think he's going to be listening to this wait is he trying to do mental cartwheels to get to the point that he's trying to stop himself from liking you yes because we go way back and y'all don't well we don't go way back we go to senior year but literally he got like he could not stop calling me this nickname after I like he could not leave me alone after I did this thing so it was another time we were having Socratic Seminar and I made wait are we talking about the dude with the eye contact or are we talking about I'm the one who called me brother man oh why are we switching because we're talking about he gave me a fist bump yeah but you and this dude knowing each other since senior year of high school in senior year of high school he just say it wanted y'all he wanted to interact with me a lot let's just say that he really really wanted to be quotation marks my friend right so I think it would be difficult for you to have male friends because you read into everything no it wouldn't why would he call me brother man viewers why would you call a girl brother man brother man that sounds cool though like no it doesn't he thinks they're cool with each other basically brother man knowing my brothers they might say shit none of my brothers have ever we're in the older generation I have a brother who's 22 that's old girl you're 20 why are we exposing ages now because there's a bunch of 20 year olds right y'all this I'm just a girl in the world alright I feel like we've exposed ourselves it's okay it's whatever it's whatever the editor won't let that happen we might bleep over we're gonna bleep over some vital information alright maybe the brother man might get cut out he called me bleep why would you call a girl bleep long story short they're gonna think that they called you a bitch or something I'm gonna say y'all he called me two different ways to say guy all in the same word something similar to bro basically like saying bro bruv he literally called me that I was so shook he could've just said bro bruv he called me bro bruv I was like you don't just call me that unless you're trying to convince yourself she's definitely one of the homies she's definitely off limits isn't that true detective conan isn't that true detective conan bro bruv you could've just said what's up bruh or dog dog's even more normal but she said bro bruv you're trying to say she's one of the homies she's off limits what do you think is flirting but the thing is I have guy friends I have guy friends y'all and it's the eye contact you can read a guy's eyes I literally read his eyes a friend would never look at you that way and just start smiling at you unless y'all are laughing unless y'all are like you know you're laughing at a guy who specifically looks at you people think all the time that's not what we're saying though exactly but people think with your knowledge in your career that you're aspiring to get into one of your things is to know about body language the eyes they say the eyes tell it all all the windows of the soul I look at this man's eyes I look at this man's eyes I look at this man's eyes I look at this man's eyes I look at this man's eyes I look at this man's eyes we literally got input from guys themselves and they agreed with what that lady was saying he literally said he finds you attractive but he has a girlfriend so he's not gonna make a move the eyes tell it all I'm not delusional actually I've been told from in my major to always be skeptical never believe anything 100% or you just can't do it right I am skeptical I'm skeptical that he doesn't know his place hmm that's all I know I just made that up is that out? I'm in the piano right now I thought I heard a do do I got five on it and I got a little creeped out I understand that they say that guys can be delusional and think all simply when a girl what I understand that we've been on this topic for too long so you have to ride the bus back it's 9 20 we're gonna be gone before that why are you shocked one time me and Shayla at approximately 37 to 39 minutes a name was called it was 37 why are you announcing it to edit it out so one time me and phantom phantom phantom one time me and phantom were I literally caught my bus at 10 29 and the bus driver was like you're so lucky cause I was literally about to pull up but we're gonna leave before 10 we're wrapping up but you guys made me forget my thought sorry it was about I know that they say guys can be delusional when a girl smiles at them they overthink it or what not and they say that girls we can be very very delusional but I'm here to tell you that I am not in a delusional I am not in a delusional mindset right now I am not delusional right now I am able to see both sides maybe some stuff I do be reaching I am not reaching right now when I tell you that I can read a person's eyes I know the way that he looks at me when he looks at me I don't wanna be delusional I am skeptical whatsoever being delusional being delusional is lowkey kinda fun it is but sometimes you gotta be in reality and I'm in reality right now you know when you have that little like motivation and phantom now I'm remembering how you tried to say I need to be humbled I am humbled not every guy like 35 minutes ago when I yeah yeah yeah not every guy on this planet earth is gonna like me I know that okay and I'm able if you really show your true personality a lot of guys are gonna like you phantom phantom phantom I don't know guys are so complicated honestly it's never easy simple are you saying that we're the most difficult ones you're hard to understand let's talk about this because like men would say what they want but not really want it we do the same thing I want a relationship but I don't feel like it but I want it I don't feel like I can handle it like another person's all of that I feel like I'm gonna get into it and be like oh my gosh this is too much and then wanna back out that's a problem I face right now I literally wanna I need to find this man but I literally wanna walk up to him but detective Conan is telling me that I'm gonna have to compliment his outfit and make the first move and I'm already dying on the inside while I'm trying to do that why can't I just simply walk up and be like first impressions sometimes first impressions isn't the best it's once you get to know me you gotta give me out my shell okay so what happens if I try to compliment his outfit and then I fumble and then I get like a brain fart and then I'm like nevermind and I turn around and walk away honestly since you guys like do have like common like you know common what? no this is the guy this the t-shirt guy? this is the jersey jersey no it's not the jersey well we could talk about the jersey guy but I'm talking about the guy you said that I was walking right in front of me and I didn't see him oh isn't that the jersey guy? no the one who looks like the tiktoker I showed you oh yeah yeah but he looks hispanic y'all he looks hispanic mixed breed right bada bing bada boom the bugs were beating me up but what were you gonna say with that yeah I forgot wait you don't even know this guy why would you even approach him because he's cute okay but what about the other what about the other dude though I don't know he kinda okay I didn't say this but he kinda irks me because it's like he acts like he's fine with like talking to me but then when they actually have a conversation and I try to join it kinda feels like I'm like cut out like you know I do that more often no like for instance like today when I walked into the class and I act like a and like I sat down they were all like smiley including like him but he was smiley the most and then like when I act again something or I said something like he replied and stuff he was all smiley like making eye contact but then at the end of like the class when we were discussing like the test and we left like I tried to like talk to them and then like they looked at me and you know acted like they were listening but then like kinda like ignored and then like started talking again but like kinda felt like I was out of it and so I just left and so it kinda pissed me off and that's why I don't like him honestly I have a good answer for this what? he's bipolar well he's making me bipolar some people just struggle when in a group to include another person especially when you I don't know what type of person he is though but I just feel like every time I go into the math class edit that out every time I go into the math class like there's only one particular dude who like actually like he's a W dude maybe he's supposed to be a W dude yeah but you also have to think about how men sometimes shut down with the presence of women there oh yeah you have to think about that honestly let me tell y'all every time I walk into the class there's one dude who always actively says something to me like literally he could be just intimidated by the way you look he doesn't look intimidated oh like the black girl thing but I don't understand why because literally all three of these students are hispanic so the one who sits next to me he's also hispanic and he always like when I walk into the class asks me a question or says how did you do on this or are you ready did you study like some people are just more social than others we're just different like you have to think about it well he's always freaking talking in the other class y'all with the other people who he just met or he barely talks to we have a project going on how is he always talking if he barely talks we have a project going on in another class y'all know the class and he's put with group people who he's never talked to before but he's always chatting with them so if I've been in this class with you the whole semester well maybe you think he's not talking about the class stuff no I hear them they're talking out loud with other girls well there is a girl in the group and he be chatting with her and so it irks me because it's like you can put me in the conversation if you really wanted to it's just the body language that tells it all it's just like he doesn't like I don't know I feel like yeah if I did try to talk to him like romantically yeah he might respond but like he just irks me to the point where I don't even want him anymore you think he doesn't like you he's just stupid edit that out I'm going to explain again it's just like I don't know it's just like his body language so you think he's not into you pretty much no y'all so I feel like if I wanted to talk to him romantically he would respond but since he doesn't think that I want to talk to him romantically and I'm trying to be like friends he just doesn't care to be my friend or put me in the conversation maybe he just doesn't want to be friendzoned oh yeah what well I was going to say if I'm interested in someone I might talk to other people more than him though it's just weird thing where I'm like okay I think what I'm going to say to them well we're talking about something out loud I don't see why you just couldn't put me in there like if we're talking about the math test that we just finished up I don't when I started talking to y'all like oh my gosh like this the test like I was it was so difficult and did y'all see when I pulled out my phone and literally started like searching up the answers you couldn't respond to that because you're talking about the math test right now like I'm giving you something to talk about with me but you just listened then turned your head to each other and started talking again and kind of like turned your back on me and so that irks me even though before the class started y'all were looking at me smiling and then talking to me so it's just like like you said it's giving bipolar and it's giving I don't have time for that I don't know like that does sound like really childish yeah like it's like are you just responding since I was in the classroom with you and now that I'm outside of the classroom you don't want to be bothered like I don't I don't understand yeah right I don't have time for it like if you yeah y'all I'm lowkey hungry what are you gonna eat I'm gonna eat a pizza when does that place close hopefully not anytime soon I think it didn't close no way what time is it yeah so I think like I think I think our fellow detective viewers I think my mother might just end up single because how did you come up with fellow detective cause I'm a mother's a detective mother has to look out for her kids handsome has to look out for all the things that might be it's open when does it close it doesn't tell me we should probably wrap up but I'm just gonna say I just don't understand in this day and age why it's so hard for men to approach like is it because we're black women like I don't get it like didn't y'all say on valentine's day y'all saw these guys go up to random girls they give them flowers like why can I not get flowers I got flowers in a little like bag of like candy then I got nothing but a bed and a blanket from a random dude yeah he just approached me I didn't see no black girl and he was just like happy valentine's day he gave me a little flower nobody gave me nothing nobody even said anything to me honestly I think he was just doing that out of charity no I think there was a guy giving out flowers cause there were other girls who were like this guy was giving out flowers yeah like he was doing that shit out of charity mother mother's just very very tired the bags under her eyes are excessive she hasn't slept in months she goes to walmart with her slippers on her nightgown in the bonnet too in the bonnet it's ok girl you'll find someone I'm telling you with some tostitos in her cart cause you never know somebody might come up to you in walmart oh yeah you're right dude stop cause whenever I be looking my ugliest like I be seeing the most people no y'all girl I'm hungry ok last thing they be talking about ok I'm sorry well cut this off cause we gonna keep talking anyways y'all we gonna do this off camera off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio off audio

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