New Year

Mr. Hendrix announces his ownership of everyone in all universes. He invites them to join his universe of dead souls, promising freedom from the constraints of Earth and a chance to truly understand life. He urges those who want more out of life to join him, as his army is growing and he is waiting for them. It's recording, huh? Well then. Hello, everyone of every single universe. I am Mr. Hendrix. I am here to announce my ownership of all of you. Now, you may think of this as a threat, but it's actually a message, an invitation to my souls, to my center of dead. Souls. To the universe of dead souls, to the multiverse of dead souls. This is where we've all been leading up to. This is what was meant to happen. No longer are we going to be restrained or limited to these pines of earth. We're going to change everything. And now that I'm finally here, I invite you all to join me. If you're tired of living among these same rules, these same plans, the same cycle every day of your lives, and you want something more, you want to live for yourself, you want to survive, you want to truly understand what life is like outside of isolation, then join me. Because there's so much more that you haven't explored, and there's so much more that I'll give you. My army is already expanding. My command will be soon. But, I wait. I wait for you.