KFC for the holidays

The whole family was tired and didn't want to cook or clean. Jen suggested ordering KFC and they quickly went to the table to enjoy the variety of chicken, sides, and sauces. There were so many options that it would take too long to name them all. Twas the fourth night of break, the whole family together, plus Tom, Larry, Phil, Arnold, and Heather. The dishes piled up high in the sink. No one wanted to cook, to clean, or to think. When up from the basement, a hungry Jen said, Let's get KFC, we can order ahead. Away to the table they flew like a flash. The chicken and sides and sauces and mash. There were tenders for Phil, drumsticks for Tom, biscuits for Dad, hot gravy for Mom. Kentucky Fried Options, too many to rhyme. If we named them all, we'd run out of time.