Amstel Light (V.A. 2nd Attempt)

Amstel Light is a beer that has only 95 calories but still has a great taste. It proves that even though life isn't perfect, there are still things that can bring us joy. If life were perfect, magazines would never smell like perfume, dogs would walk themselves, and algebra would actually be useful. Well, look on the bright side. At least there's Amstel Light. It has only 95 calories, but you still get real important taste. You don't give up a thing. Who says nothing's perfect? Amstel Light.