(messy episode) *8 of the high yella podcast

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And they can't sell no marijuana. And they can't sell no marijuana. And they can't sell no marijuana. And they can't sell no marijuana. And they can't sell no marijuana. I'm going to start off how we normally start off, with our little motivational message. All right? Motivational message for the day is, I'm going to figure out a way to go into that. Because I don't like to slam it on home. I want to be able to segue into it. We starting out this podcast thing as a beginner, y'all. As an avid listener, you think you could do it until you get down to the mic. And then it's just a little bit harder than you think to feel an hour and some change. Don't worry. That's why we're doing this trials. These are the trials. These are the trials and tribulations we're going to face. We're giving it to you. Uncut, raw, and raring. For you to judge. All right? I want you to see the growth. Because when we get on one of these networks, it's going to be different. All right? It's going to be different. We're going to have some direction. We're going to have that we don't have direction now. We're going to have even more of a vision. It's going to be polished. All right? That's why we're working out the kinks. Anyway, segue into my motivational message. This is a good segue, actually. My motivational message today is do not be afraid to work out the kinks. Don't be afraid to mess up. Don't be afraid to put yourself in the position where you might not even know you could succeed. The minute you don't try is the minute you don't succeed. Don't let self-doubt be your direction. Especially when it comes to your goals and what you want to do in your life. Because what do I always tell you? Life is short. Life is shorter than you want to think it is. Life is shorter than everybody else thinks it is. Life is shorter than even the one living it knows. Because we can die at any moment. That life expectancy is just a suggestion. For sure. Best believe that. I want everybody to know that. Don't be afraid to get started. Because getting started is the hardest part. And then after that is keeping it up. Keeping it going. Keeping that forward momentum. All right? So don't be afraid to work out the kinks. Because when you mess up, that's a learning experience. That's a mental note. Okay, we got to do it a different way. You got to track them. You got to track them. Because if you don't track them, then the mess up can happen again. And it happens again. That's a waste of time. And that's a waste of time that you don't have. Because what? Life is short. Too short for you to be not remembering your mess ups and learning from your mistakes. All right? So what we got to do is don't be afraid to mess up. Because when you mess up, that's a learning experience. That's a good thing. That's a token. We can put that in our bag of tricks. All right? That's knowledge. I know I'm repeating myself a little bit. But some people take a little bit more than others. You know, you got to drill it into their heads. In this little five-minute, ten-minute segment I got. All right? Yes. Speaking of cramming the most in, let me talk about this weather we've been having. It's been a little bit warmer here in Colorado. It's been a little bit on the warmer side in my location of beautiful Denver. We had a little blizzard spell for the last two weeks. But it's died down and all the snow's melted. So I'm glad about that. No more icy roads. That's a good thing. You know? So the warmer weather is coming back. But let's see how long it lasts. Because you know, it'd be fluctuating. So that being said, ends my little motivational message. I want to just put a clear end to that because we're talking about weather now. So I don't want you all to get confused. I'm only doing one take today because I have stuff to do. Actually, today I have to go grocery shopping. And then I have to get guys, you know, payday activities before the money gets sucked out of my account. You know how it is. Everybody just living off that $1,200, that $2,000, whatever it is y'all living off. It's in that range. Us middle class people. Every two weeks. Every two weeks. Hustle, baby. All right. We working to change that, though. Don't worry. Us here at the High Yellow Podcast, we're trying to make this our profession. So don't forget about that. We is in there, okay? He's in there. So all right. First on the docket today. Sorry. First on the docket today we got Nikki Haley again. Why does she pop up on my docket so much? I can't tell you. Honestly, I can't tell you. This lady is crazy. I don't even know how she got in. That's what I can say about a lot of these people, though. Honestly. Nikki Haley done said enough. Nikki the Haley. She has said that her administration is currently trying to raise the retirement age to 70. I don't know if you know what this next generation is. But what it is, it's not with the bullshit. You talk about 70. 70 years old? So you telling me you want me to retire at 70 years old? All right. Well, I want you to hear it from the horse's mouth before I say anything more about it. This is her little expert. Let me find it real quick. Hold on. That was last week. You know, she she and so much shit. I got so much stuff saved on her. It's crazy. Where is Amanda? Amanda Seals page. Shout out to Amanda Seals because a lot of my experts I do get from her page on Instagram because she is the goat. And all things knowledge about what's going on with political climates and corporate climates and Hollywood climates. She lives in Hollywood. She is a figure, if you will. Prominent actor, black activist. All those things really just. I love her so much. Love her. All the love to Amanda Seals here off the High Yellow podcast. Amanda Seals is the goat. That being said, I am just going to Google it because. I don't have time. You do. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. 65 is way too low. So you saying that you want me to work till 70? That's what you're saying. You're saying you want me to work till 70 years old. 70 years old. Do you understand what you're saying to me, Nikki Haley? Are you willing to pass the burden off to your own kids? Your own kids don't even matter to you, let alone the American people. Nikki Haley got some stuff to work out, man. Because where do they do that at? Where do they do that at? Any other country? Talking about it's too low. It's too high, actually. I'm trying to retire in my 30s. 45 at the latest. And that's if I want a career in Hollywood, which I don't. But whatever comes my way, Lord willing, I will take it. If it means getting out of my current predicament. I love my life. I'm grateful for everything I have and everything I shall receive. But when you know, you know. That being said, Nikki Haley, you got another thing coming if you think anybody by the word. We going to revolt by 40. You ain't even going to get 60 out of us. You ain't even going to get 65 out of us. I don't know what you thought. That was their generation. You right. Things have changed. You right. And if you think that's what's going to happen, it's not. Things have changed. Being the Internet is vast and plentiful with plenty of opportunities to make money. Not saying that everybody has access to those opportunities. But before they go do a 95 for almost 75 years. Damn near what you talking. We're not going to do that. I'm trying to tell you this generation. The generation. We is not going to do it. All right. Nikki Haley. So just let's get that. Let's get that straight right now. All right. Next story on the board. We got a story that's been ongoing for a couple of couple of months. I believe Texas superintendent defends suspending black student over black hairstyle. And they said something very specifically. They said being an American requires conformity with the positive benefit of unity. So basically they're saying black people should stay in their places and be Americanized. To make white people comfortable. You got to read between the lines. OK. Read between the lines now. Being an American requires conformity with the positive benefit of unity. So what I heard was in my opinion I heard being an American being an American citizen in America. If you were among the whites or anybody who is radicalized themselves as an American. Requires conformity. Conformity. That means you have to follow their rules. Everything that the majority of the population says you have to follow their rules. With the positive benefits. You follow their rules. They won't mess with you or won't mess with you as much as they would if you don't follow their rules. Of unity. Of unity. Of unity is just something to throw in there to make it seem like they're all coming together to achieve one common goal. Which it's not. Because individuality and unity and. Just the whole idea of free will goes against this entire statement. So. That being said. This is over a young man's hair. The hair that sits atop his head. Not atop anybody else's head but his own. This is about. Hair on somebody's head. Regardless of what it looks like. And it's very uniform. It's very. Kept up. It's not Florida boy style at all. But they don't got no dookie locks. We talk about. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. You got dreads and they. He could be easily slip a cap over there, over that and work in a fast food restaurant. Those who worked in fast food restaurants know there's some motherfuckers in there who don't care about what their hair looks like and their hair is everywhere but on their head most of the time. So for this young man to be persecuted like this, they was just trying to pick a fight. It very much seems this way to me but if you look up the story you can find it on Daily Loud. They posted it about a day ago. What is this? I'm shooting this. It is the 24th of January, Wednesday. Yes. So I just don't agree with that at all. I've never wore dreads myself because I just found them to be tedious and too expensive for me. But if anybody had anything to say about my head, I'll be damned. I grew up in the South. I grew up in Florida. A lot of people say it's not the South but it's the South to me. I don't give a damn. And nobody had nothing to say about my head. I wore a fro. I wore braids. I wore all types of every hairstyle I could do with my hair. And nobody said nothing but good things. And if they said anything bad about it, I had a mouthful for their ass. What the fuck you got to say about my head? Not a goddamn thing. You ain't wearing it because I paid for this. I paid for that. This on my head. Whatever you got a problem with, you don't have to... It's not your burden to bear. And it's not a burden. It's only burdening you. Because you ain't minding your business. It don't cost nothing to mind your business. It's one thing my mama always said. It don't cost nothing to mind your business. That being said, we want to go on to our next story. This is about my neck of the woods in Colorado. Every now and then, I see a good little news story about our neck of the woods. We don't got much going on out here. But every once in a while, I'll see a good one. Pluck it out. Now, I haven't found a church around here. I just moved out here about a year and a half ago. I haven't found a church around here because I'm skeptical about the people. Around this bitch. I'm skeptical about what I'm going to find. Especially because I'm bringing my family to the church. I don't got time for the bullshit. I already got so little time in the week. In the days, I would like to give that time back to the Lord. But I just... I'm going to stay in my own bubble if I have to embrace them in my own way. I never had no problem embracing them outside of church. Let me tell you. But, that being said. This is one of the reasons why I'm skeptical. Alright. We got a story about a Colorado pastor. Alright. Colorado pastor is in hot water after a scheme is uncovered. That he has been stealing and positing over 1.3 million dollars from the church. And told the congregation. The Lord told me to do it. I just had to give that one a pause. The Lord told me to do it? Are you kidding me? Anyway. This is his explanation I guess. Worthless by the state. Caitlin and I are being charged in a civil charge. From the Colorado Securities and Exchange Commission. For basically selling millions of dollars worth of cryptocurrency. That is deemed worthless by the state. And the reason that they're saying that it's worthless. Is because there is no exit for people who have bought. We launched an exchange. The exchange technology failed. Things went downhill. And from that point forward. We've just been waiting on the Lord literally for a miracle. So, the charges are that Caitlin and I pocketed 1.3 million dollars. And I just want to come out and say that those charges are true. So, there's been 1.3 million dollars that's been taken out. I think there's a total of 3.4 million. But out of that 1.3, half a million dollars went to the IRS. And a few hundred thousand dollars went to a home remodel. That the Lord told us to do. So, how this whole thing started. Is the Lord told us in 21 to walk away from our barking company. And he said I'm going to do a new thing. And then he took us into this cryptocurrency. It was a different cryptocurrency. It was an index coin at the time. Well, that cryptocurrency turned out to be a scam. And so, the Lord says give that to them. But also give them a 10x. And I'm like well where's this liquidity going to come from? And the Lord says trust me. Well, as money is coming in. We would be selling it. And at first it was hundreds of dollars. And thousands of dollars. Then tens of thousands of dollars. Money would come in. We tied, we sold. More money would come in. And so, we were just always under the impression. That God was going to provide. That the source was never ending. That God was doing a new thing. And that we had nothing to worry about. We sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit. We did. We took God at his word. And sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit. And so, the prosecutors have to take that and say. These people willingly sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit. What we're praying for. And what we're believing for still. Is that God is going to do a miracle. God is going to work a miracle in the financial sector. Okay. So, that's basically his explanation. Towards why he did what he did. But. That in it's own right is still crazy. Like. God did not tell you to do all that complicated convoluted ass shit. I've done crypto scams before. I'm not going to be. Coy about it at all. Like, we in 2024. I don't know if it was a crypto scam. Honestly, I just know I got the money. The Bitcoin. Somebody was sending Bitcoin to my cash app. And I was getting the money. And I was sending some off. I've done the Bitcoin stuff before. Alright. It's just. A whole lot of convoluted numbers. And balances. And bullshits. And bullshit that. Nobody who's a pastor should be even getting into. Like. If you was an accountant in your day job. I can understand that. But. You just getting into crypto. In your free time. Because the Lord told you to. When did you even. Have the introduction to be able to get into it. Is the question. I don't understand. I'm really having a hard time here. The Lord told you to do. And then. The Lord told you to do a remodel. For your house. What that has to do with anything. Did you put the temple in. What's going on. Did you put a. Altar room. Or a shrine of some sort. With. What type of remodel was it. Because if it was a sunroom. I'm going to be pissed. I'm going to be. We're going to have a problem with that. A sunroom. I don't need a new kitchen. You don't need no. Patio. No fountain. No driveway pavers. I'm going to need. At least an altar room. Some type of. Temple church teepee. Table. Some type of offering. Of some sort. To the Lord. Can't be no. No new. New furniture set. Can't be no addition to the house. No. Upstairs. Can't be none of that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But that's a. That's some Caucasians. The Caucasians. Get you like that. They'll. They'll. They'll hit you with that logic. Speaking of Caucasians behavior. Our last story. Of the day before we get to our. Advice column. Is about. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. Advice column. Is going to be. The. Jovial. Miss. Britney Spears. Has been banned from. Four seasons. Hotel pool in Los Angeles. For going topless and spinning around. She didn't have the knives guys. But she just couldn't help herself. She had to pull them titties out. While she was out there. Like I don't know. Isn't she going through a custody battle with her kids? Like she's trying to get him back. Or something. I'm pretty sure that's what was going on. If I'm not mistaken. She was trying to get them kids back. And. Them kids was talking about. We embarrass by you. We can't. You can't go back home. Knowing you doing all this shit. And now she's still. She's still doing this. Public nudity. I don't understand it. I don't. Britney. We didn't got you out. The conservators. Conservatorship. And now you doing this. You got to go. Back in and be a pedophile. Now you got to be on. The sex offenders list. I'm pretty sure there was. Goddamn kids at that pool. Rich people got kids too. I know that for sure. Britney. Britney. Britney. Uh. She doesn't release that book. All that book money. Catching up to her. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Sorry. Sorry. I was just. I dazed off for a second. Britney. Britney. Britney. No. But. Yeah. You ain't getting them kids back. You keep doing stuff like this. It's not going to work. It's just not going to work. It's not. Cohesive. But that being said. I want to move. On to. Our advice column. Because we got a couple of them today. So we're going to break it down for y'all. All right. Pull them up real quick. All right. We're going to start with this first one. Which is. Oh, shit. It was deleted, but I can still read the title. My partner not reaching out to me after surgery. Yikes. My partner didn't reach out to me after surgery, but that's not my partner. My partner should be right there next to me. At the goddamn hospital. I don't care what's going on. If I'm in surgery, you better be right there making sure they don't fuck me up. Or if they did fuck me up, we got the lowers on the phone. That's the end of that one. That's the end of that one right there. I don't got nothing to say about that. All right. So we got another one here. All right. All right. My wife left me for someone else. They really can't blame this on polyamory, though. That's not a good one. There's so many of y'all. I'm sorry. And some of these, they've been deleting them. So I don't know. Why are y'all going to write in and delete it? Makes no sense. You're wasting my time. All right. We got one. So. All right. This is from Anonymous. And it says, I'm monogamous, but this is a sub. I come to when I want to read. Relationship advice. I love how open and honest people are and also how everyone's solutions are interpersonal problems. And they go outside the box that I would never have thought of. Okay, well, that's not really a fucking problem. It's just a rave about our board and how people will be helping people. But thanks, I guess. Thanks, I guess. We do have. A couple stories, though. All right, well, this one's kind of interesting. A New York man convicted of murdering a woman who wound up in his back country driveway after a wrong turn. So this is a white man, of course, and he seemingly shot a woman in her car for turning around in his driveway, his back driveway in the country of. It doesn't say Virginia, Virginia. He said he fired a warning shot to scare the group away, and then he said he tripped over nails sticking up from the porch, lost his balance, and then the shotgun struck the deck. Which caused his gun to fire at the Ford Explorer carrying Gail's. And then he killed. He killed her. That makes no sense. But that's obviously the argument for the court. Not what actually happened. You know, that's what he's trying to push on the jury. Wow, this has been. An interesting episode. Actually, I'm going to cut it short here because, like I said. I have stuff to do. But that being said. I love you guys for listening and I love. Talking to you guys about these things and getting the off. The internet. That being said. This. Has been a very productive episode. And remember what I said about my motivational. Segment. Setbacks. And. Setbacks are a good thing. As long as you learn from them. So. That being said. Sorry for the hecticness and. I promise to have a better episode next week. 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