Ingram Wedding Intro

For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world, ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble! Standing 4 foot 6 inches tall, the sassiest 8 year old you'll ever meet, always camera ready, can tear away her way into your heart, Isabella Ramos. A 4 foot 3 machine, crushes any sport he tries, uses pretend buzz to scare his mom, once called the groomed, homeless, gadhead, Ramos. 4 feet 6 inches, and almost taller than her mom, this Snapchat queen, practices her vault routine non-stop, loves ramen and literally no other food, Sophia Ray. Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall, the manliest princess around, the best brisket maker on the east coast, referred to by some as a demon, Josh Ramos. A 5 foot 3 queen, who always knows the right thing to do, despite not always doing so. Don't worry if she doesn't text you back, she's probably busy hanging out with her nephews, Christie Barrasso. A 5 foot 6, bowling champion, Maria Sarapova's only half, his hobbies consist of eating pizza and watching sports, and if he hasn't told you yet, his birthday is August 14th, Jacob Shrewsbury. Standing 5 feet 2 inches tall, this future physician's assistant, can heal you with her brains and her beauty, though she only passed chemistry in high school from cheating off the groom, Victoria Cargo. He is 5 feet 7, and oh so handsome, an inspiring twitch streamer, fills the bride's twitter with inappropriate content, and loves his dog day game, Shadaro Ranata. This 5 foot 2 inch pup is definitely not drunk, she's only had a jello shot, and if she's this huge, please ignore it, Liz Stroud. A 5 foot 10 inch WWE lover, broke at least one bone in his body for 5 straight years, and your go-to guy for any braiding need, Michael Tomlin. She's 5 foot 5, and will say she's daydreaming when she's actually baking, she's a bride sorority babe, and he's tough for some reason, Megan Lynch. Standing 6 foot 2 inches tall, calls everything a whatchamacallit, or chicken nugget, and if he's this huge, please ignore it, he's just making sure you are you, the best man, Bobby The Angro. This 5 foot 2 mama, is the worst driver around, in fact, one time she ran over a tree the bride planted in her backyard. She's the reason the bride loves Lil Wayne, and the best confidant, Emily Ramos. At the count of 3, I want everybody in the place to be to make some noise if you're down with me, 1, 2, 3! Hit me with the hardcore! And finally, standing at 1, a combined height of 11 feet 7 inches, welcoming everyone's relationship goals, who have been together since high school, who have had faith long distance would last, and who will happily host any and every game night, let's give it up for the MVP of tonight, Mr. and Mrs. Angro! That's peace in my soul! Let me dedicate one of them to everybody here in Bahama, thanks, it's still a deal shit, here we go now, check it out!