She asked me if I would play at their Organ Club. I said that I would play “Anytime” for her. She said with a smile “Just once in a While” So I said to her “If you loved me, really loved me” She queried “Have you ever been lonely?” So I asked her “Are you Lonesome tonight?” She said “I Fall to Pieces” So I told her that “I’ll be there before the next teardrop falls.” So I played Anytime – badly!