Retail Kings Ep1 Voice Overs

Jason Steele is described as a businessman who is seen carrying boxes of ripples. Leslie Cunningham, who works with Jason, talks about her success and shares in Virgin Airlines. She also mentions living in a nice apartment and the possibility of early retirement. Another person, Alison, talks about her life in a small room and her inability to retire. Jason's friend mentions Jason being called into work and their interaction. There is also mention of a staff party and meeting business colleagues. The conversation shifts to Jason's trainees and his involvement in the party scene. It ends with someone mentioning a call from Danny about the staff party. Ah, it's Jason Steele, man of the hour. I know all about that, don't worry. Classic Steele. I don't know, man. I reckon I'm still a bit sick. I'm supposed to be looking at a businessman, but all I see is the Jason I know coming from the back room carrying boxes of ripples. Three. Two boxes of ripples. Just the one box of ripples now. Only ripples I know are the ones that go through the floor when you walk into that office in your swanky suit. Jase, it looks like I've made a full recovery. I had to fight the sleep off all night to come up with a way to sneakily consume it. Aw, man. Fair point made. I snuck the acid into a packet of pop rocks, poured the lot into a gob. As the rocks pop on her tongue, the acid melts too. Yeah, well, it was all a waste of time. I'm gonna shoot off. This is no fun. Anyone want some of these rainbow nerdy sweets? They're a bit chewy. Well, alright. Suit yourselves. Weren't we supposed to go somewhere tonight? Uh, probably. Hello, I'm Leslie Cunningham. I work in the same office block as Jason. He encouraged me to stay in the game, and now I have shares in Virgin Airlines? Virgin Media? Can I continue? Thanks to it all, I now drive a brand new 191 BMW. I have a lovely apartment in La Catalia. I have a lovely apartment in La Catalia. Engaged, and could be looking at an early retirement. Why? Hello, I'm Leslie Cunningham. I work in the deli in Coons. I've been single so long, sometimes I'll stick my tongue in a ham sandwich as I eat it, just to remind myself what kissing and shifting is like. I take the bus sometimes, as a treat. Apart from that, I'm a walker. Very good with my feet. I live in a box room in Ballyban, and most likely will never be able to retire. Jason Steele, Esquire, Employee of the Month. Oh really? Nine o'clock you said? Really cutting it fine, aren't you? While you call the right man for the job, I'll be right in. Stop putting Esquire after your name, you sound like a right pleb. I'm a businessman, it's what I do. Oh, so let me guess, you've been called into work. I guess you're not all lucks after all, that's exactly what happens. You're such a dick. So on you head then. Now. Now? But you know, I thought we could... Hello handsome, I'll have two sugars. No worries, as long as you don't mind sharing a mug with Eileen. Just give us a cheeky sip of it. Oh, a staff party! Fancy! I'll finally get to meet all your biggest business colleagues. That's if I'm invited of course. Oh, who's your mate with the camera? Well if you need someone to practice a quick interview on, fire away. Well it's came a long way from the start, I'll say that much. Like, I used to be a bit dopey back then. Was more in the party scene, but so was Jason. He still is, like Bonnie the odd time. We met under a bridge, it was proper romantic. There was a rave on. But anyways, he was that one when I randomly rang him last week, but never mentioned it to me. But to be fair, he's been smoking a lot of zoots and it is really a drug for memory loss. I can't argue with that. Maybe he's been going out all this time and just forgetting to mention... Nah, he wouldn't have the time to party. He recently took on two trainees, that's a full time job. That's a full time job. Training them up, they literally have motivational meetings after working that. Well I don't know absolutely everything about it. Yeah, but sure I'll find out everything about it after the sass party anyway. Well I passed before and he said, let me worry about the stocks and you worry about the stock cubes and stockings. Sexy! I know right. Love him when he's all commanding like an officer. I encourage it. Sounds ideal. Let's go. It was really nice meeting you two. Okay babe. Babe, you alright? It seems like you all have a really good banter. It's almost like you're in a skit or something. We're going to Laurel Park. Ah, Mr. CEO. How's the markets deal? We have indeed had the privilege. She's a keeper. Yeah, you'll have to hold on to that one, or try anyways. Retay, retay. Really nice meeting you Alison. Excuse me stutter. Not too sure whoever owns that rabbit in the corner would have a fair idea. Not too sure whoever owns that rabbit in the corner would have a fair idea. Is it? I'm still cleaning up your afters from last night lad. I wasn't going to at all. Well, I was due over to clean at Norton's this morning. But we spent all day trying to get rid of this scaly girl who kept seeing rabbits. Apart from that, I never went home. Apart from that, I never went home. I passed out under your fecking recliner. Don't get smart with me Jason. Yes, another cup of coffee? What did you say? Here lad, Danny called. He wants a word about that staff party on Saturday. Here lad, Danny called. He wants a word about that staff party on Saturday. Here lad, Danny called. He wants a word about that staff party on Saturday. Here lad, Danny called. He wants a word about that staff party on Saturday. Wow posh boy, you've no filter do you? Wow posh boy, you've no filter do you?